So you've all heard of 'Accidental Crimelord Danny' and 'Accidental Crimelord Jazz'
But let me introduce you to this nice little idea.
Accidentally on purpose Crimelord Sam.
Our story idea starts out with Sam's parents getting her transferred to a nicer, richer school for those in the high class, and away from Danny's and Tucker's terrible influence.
And guess where that school is, the first two guesses don't count.
If you guessed Gotham, then congratulations! you got it right!
If you guessed literally anywhere else, then congratulations! you're wrong.
Her parents of course make sure she's staying someplace real nice, she hates it and tries to spend as little time there as possible, so she wanders the less then safe areas.
There's this one area she loves, it's got a nice park in the middle that's a bit overgrown, there's a few small shops surrounding it owned and run by nice people just trying to make a living, and there's an old couple in the house on the corner who tell her the wildest stories.
It's just a great place for her to hang out.
So, when someone starts causing trouble in this nice little neighborhood she's adopted, you can be damn sure she's not gonna let that stand.
And so, her Crimelord career begins.
Tucker becomes her eyes, hacking into cameras and telling her if someone's causing trouble on her turf.
Danny becomes the muscle, ready to fly all the way to Gotham and join a fight if she needs help.
Sam knows she's gaining a reputation in Gotham's criminal circles, to her it just means people will think twice about messing with her and her neighborhood.
Jason is very confused when he goes to meeting with the newest crimelord, only to meet a fourteen-year-old kid.
Sam: So, I was told you wanted to meet me?
Jason:...What's with this sassy lost child?
And as for school, well let's just say everyone watched in horror as Sam and Damian join forces.
[ID: a series of tweets from Liam Gallagher (@/liamgallagher) all expressing the sentiment that he is scared. In order, they read: “Im scared"; “Still scared"; “I don't go anymore too Scared"; “So scared"; “Coz I'm scared"; “Too scared 😱"; “I was scared for my life"; “It's very confusing scary though I feel like I've had it 7 times last few days then realised the house is just hot"; “I'm to scared”; “Still too or to or 2 or two scared"; “No im scared for my life”, and “Scary”. /end ID.]
The most UNBELIEVABLE thing in the whole show is that THIS guy owns THIS house with TWO boys selling JETSKIS in 2022.
His wife was the breadwinner. Had to have been. They're getting by on what's left of her life insurance policy. Poor dude was desperately doing sales pitches to Loki and B-15. He's a much better analyst than salesman. Let him punch-in at the TVA, then punch-out to take care of his kids! Let Sylvie forge his taxes. She works st McDonalds. She knows what a W2 is! Let Casey and Loki use the TemPads and timeslipping to steal him cash. Maybe B-15 can provide free pediatric care and OB can tutor his kids in math. The man needs all the help he can get!
Can all we just appreciate the fact that Crowley was acting like he was gonna throw up on the floor BEFORE Aziraphale even started to bust out the world’s worst idea ever? He can drive through a wall of fire, be taken prisoner by Heaven, and just generally face the literal destruction of the world while keeping his cool. But when he has to ask Aziraphale out on One (1) ON PURPOSE date, girl looks like he needs a fainting couch