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i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

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not to be gay but girls can like… get it

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me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

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so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

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the last gif has such long-term couple energy because Cas is like“I’m done” and Dean is all “hey babe c’mon” 

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Dean and Cas but every time they stare at each other for longer than necessary lay all your love on me by abba starts playing in the background.

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me, writing and ignoring my problems: is this escapism or creativity

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The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

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Saw this template going around and couldn’t resist.

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Bringing to you unpopular but precious vines

Doctor: The DNA tests are in, my friend will explain 

(to the tune of Feliz Navidad) 

Phillipe’s not your dad 

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It’s super weird how I would totally do Dean but can never think of Jensen like that

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Misha with Baby Castiel.I am soft💞

Photo credit:_emmaesme

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Presenting to you:

"You're a handsome devil but I don't swing that way"

"Sorry pal but I don't play for your team"

"Oh well I'm awfully flattered but.."

"You're not my type"

VERSUS

"We're Thelma and Louise"

"Bert and Ernie are gay"

"Get out of my ass"

"Last time someone looked at me like that I got laid"

Like...what the fuck Dean.

dean with everyone else: no homo jokes

dean with cas: the homo-est jokes possible

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Huh. Great title.