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Leon is the type of man to say “Let me ask my wife” when someone invites him somewhere, or suggests doing something that he doesn’t wanna do. He’d just walk up to you and give you that look, almost like a little puppy.

Suddenly, the family has plans for the weekend and Leon can’t go.

- Anon! 🎀

Leon speed walking to his wife mouth "say no say no!"

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I love how we established the dynamic between Leon and his wife’s dad that I think he MOST definitely ask for permission to marry his daughter.

Taking what the previous anon say about both of them fishing… he would challenge Leon to catch certain type of fish or whatever and only then he caught that said gosh then he lets Leon marry his daughter.

His future father-in-law tells him to catch a catfish and Leon walks in hours later. Drenched in water with a huge catfish and just drops it on the table and he's so exhausted he just rambles "Please, I wanna be your son!"

And he just looks at Leon like:

This dense mother fucker actually did it...

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Leon def makes some mean burgers. He gives me that vibe that he really likes when it gets warm out cause he can use his grill. During the summer, everyday it’s burgers, hotdogs, skewers or steak in the Kennedy house. But the kids like it

There's definitely a cookout every Saturday at the Kennedy house. They have their colleagues, neighbors, kids friends and their parents over cause they have a pool in their backyard. All the kids love hanging out at their house cause it's fun.

Leon's apron that his wife bought him:

Man is MEAN on the grill. Makes his own burgers because he refuses to feed anyone premade patties.

I can imagine him buying a grill with a stovetop on it so they can make everything outside during the Summer. The kids love it because they get to go swimming every day if they want. Just a happy lil family with their lil barbeques~

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My ideas are disapearing someone help me...👛anon (also dont forgor daily clicks everyone❤)

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I'll have y'all know I only played Stardew til midnight... Because I was asked to go to a friend's place but we're gonna ignore that part!

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˗ˏˋ 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 .ᐟ

✧ hihii! being a copy cat and doing a mutual appreciation post. ✧

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˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @flkwh0re - my bsf. i love you fr. IDEK WHERE TO START UGH. tysm for putting up with me throughout all my rough patches and stupidity :3 someday i’ll get into marvel and stuff for you i swear. since i forced you into resident evil… even without knowing marvel lore, your writing is chefs kiss !! yumyum

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @argreion - actually one of the sweetest people i’ve ever met omg. honored to be able to call you my friend :3 you get me fr thank you for all that you do!! especially with supporting me n stuff when i’m feeling like shit. and you’ve helped sm with my fear of interacting with people on tumblr… AND I LOVE YOUR WRITING AND ART SM TOO. absolutely scrumptious!! you’re too hard on yourself >:(

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @whiskers-my-beloved / @tigardf - one of the first people to like. actually interact with me on here. making that art inspired by my silly wesker fic… actually meant the world to me (still does obvi but) made me feel important :3 AND you’re super super sweet n cool. i love talking to you ^.^ also love your comic pages and your ideas smmm!!

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ - @dollfacefantasy - honestly was so giddy the day you followed me back ‘cause you’re one of my favorite writers. need you to teach me your ways seriously omg. idk you very well but!! you genuinely seem super cool (fight club header alone proves that)

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @sqiim - fellow pack leader!! seriously tho, love your vibe AND WRITING. think about that ethan fic literally every second of every day atp… obsessed with all of your writing though. you seem super silly nd cool :3 would love to interact with you more!! & ur one of my main inspirations with dc (but i told you that before i think)

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @d10nyx - also super silly ily :3 love all of your writing as well AND BOTS. blaming you for my dad toji addiction seriously. AND YOUR ART TOO. too many talents lad… also also thanks for helping me make my secret identity that lasted like. 3 weeks.. led me to being more comfy with dc on main and other ppl!!

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @rigorwhoring - insanely sweet omg. i get super nervous about dming people but you’re rlly easy to talk to! your writing is also insanely good it seriously baffles me. you eat every single time…

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @the-bar-sinister - tysm for all of y’all’s posts about profiction stuff. makes me feel better about writing darker themes and made me open my eyes about a lot of different things. also 90% of yalls reblogs are always real asf and i’m being slowly pulled back into my ace attorney era… AND ty for educating me on whump / whumpee ! and self shipping and all that :3

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @pupcuck - feels illegal to be mutuals with you bc you’re like. an icon idk. your writing is next level. your metaphors and stuff… shocks me to my core every-time i start reading one of your works. uhh never was into inc*st fics rlly until i came across your blog and i was like. whoa. brainrot!! all started with that gilf leon fic i think… also never had seen ddlg in writing before you so ty for that. i have been into darker themes in fiction and whatnot but you brought the demons out of me fr. ALSO you seem super super sweet. AND YOUR CAT IS SO ADORABLE OMFG.

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @missoranjespersonal - also feels illegal to be mutuals with you because your writing is next level. i absolutely adore your chris content. HEART SHAPED PANCAKES MADE ME CRY it was so ughhgggga. but love the way your mind works seriously your ideas are so amazing and i would love to talk to you more :3

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @ch-4-eri - THE jill valentine writer!! so glad i came across that fic you’re seriously so cool :3 if you ever write for lara croft i will pass away on the spot… would love to interact with you more bc you’re so insanely real !

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @xoxostarlet - love youu and your blog theme and nav stuff it’s so perty :3 love your writing style as wellll step uncle leon save me… and knight carlos was the cutest shit ever! all of your writing is but i dont wanna yap too much about each fic T-T ALSO sorry about your divorce 😖

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @admirxation - I FEEL LIKE WE DONT INTERACT ENOUGH AGGH :(( would love to yap about jojo’s with you :3 but seriously love your writing (blessed everyone with that krauser fic esp!!) AND OTHER WORKS OFC BUT. can’t stop thinking about that fic im sorry..

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @angelofwoe - i’ll admit i was very scared to interact with you for the longest time 😭 i loveee the way you write leon.. as a switch, it’s nice seeing some sub leon content for a change!! also not into the whole cannibalism thing but you wrote that so beautifully. and tyty for participating in ask games ^.^

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @getonite - Sebastian michaelis’ canon lover !! i need to catch up with reading your writing omfggg but your blog theme always eats… and directory/nav set up is so cool as well.. need to interact with you more because you seem really cool

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @sassuguru - also super cool blog setup.. i need to learn how to do cards and stuff 😓 loveee your writing like. i despise mori with every fibre of my being but that fic was so yummmm!

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @tipsyleaf - loveee your bots and stuff and how you interact with all of your anons and stuff!! super cute blog layout also. need to interact with you more <3

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @chetchad - never encountered a brad enjoyer before so that’s a nice change :3 looking forward to your works !! you seem very sweet !

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @sirenscriptures - new mutual!! but that heisenberg fic AUGGGGG absolutely ate down. loved it and am hype for whatever you write next!!

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @bonnibuckets - love when you come into my ask box :3 ALSO krauser coming soon…? i will go feral! also also need to catch up on reading all of your works omfg😓 and congrats on 1k!! deserved :3

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @wolfieisacat - also one of the first people to interact with me on here!! super cool and would like to interact moreee (so sorry im terrible at maintaining conversation)

˗ˏˋ 💋 ˎˊ˗ @localkiss - adore your writing <3 heavenly sin was so so good .. ALSO need to interact with you more (ive said this about too many ppl on this list oml but!) so sorry

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This is random but I feel like Umbrella by Rihanna and the YMCA song would be Leon’s songs. Drives the rest of the family crazy but he loves them

No because I could picture Leon cooking dinner and listening to music and just doing the YMCA. His kids hate it but catch his wife joining him once in a while LMAO 😂

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I feel like Leon’s wife’s father invited him out to go fishing on his boat once or something, and it was honestly awkward most of the time.

They’d just be sitting in silence for a couple minutes, waiting for something to appear in the water. Leon would just start whistling to pass the time, trying to make it less awkward in any way.

It’s not because Leon didn’t like his wife’s father—it’s because that man scared him shitless. He was afraid if he even said one thing wrong or did one thing wrong, that man would come for his throat.

Leon would just catch his fish and do whatever that man told him, always ending in “sir” as soon as he finished talking. His wife would make fun of him for how scared he was of her father, but he couldn’t help it. Even if they had three kids and were happily married, he still didn’t wanna get on the guys bad side.

- Anon! 🎀

Oh his wife would bully tf out of him relentlessly. No holding back either. She's adamant her father loves him but he's not so sure.

Until one instance during a camping trip with the family and the grandparents tagged along. Gramps was adamant on teaching Violet to fish but she'd much rather stay and play with Cecilia back at their camp. (They're still younger here probably 9 and 5?) So Leon and the General end up fishing by themselves. It's incredibly awkward but at least there's some beers in the cooler to nurse while they fish.

After a few beers the General starts loosening up. Not eating breakfast because he spent most of the morning digging up worms for bait while everyone else ate. And now their spending the afternoon fishing. After a while, a few trout caught from the lake Leon starts reeling in something pretty big. It's fighting back pretty hard so he's talking Leon through the reeling as he grabs the net to scoop the fish up so the line doesn't break.

Leon ends up reeling in this massive fish. Enough to feed a few people. The General is smiling, smiling.... And patting him on the back. He puts a hand on Leon's shoulder and through tipsy slurs says:

"Leon, I'm proud to have you as my son."

Leon's in shock for a moment. He's been with his wife for years now and this is the first comment that's remotely anything like a compliment from this man with the exception of being called "not completely useless" countless times.

Not long after they go to shore, docking up and tying the boat up as they're cracking jokes all the way back to camp. But like some switch the second his father-in-law sees you, his daughter, he's back to his ways.

"Wow, look at you two! Lotta fish you got. Who caught the big guy?"

"The boy. He's not completely useless after all."

And we're back... Leon sighs, walking over and giving you a kiss hello as you tell him good job. Your father walks into the RV with the fish for his wife to clean.

"He said he was proud to have me as a son..." Leon immediately whispers to you. You smirk kissing his cheek.

"I told you he liked you. He just needs to be drunk to say it."

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Drunk blogging!!!! Wtf was I even doing lmao

There's nothing more infuriating to me in the world than people who won't get to the point. See this is why edging is only fun in theory to me. Like sure, the first 2-3 times yeah it's fun! After that, nah you're just dragging it out and I'm gonna be mad... But if the pay off isn't nearly as good as my brain wants it to be I'm just gonna be more pissed off then I was during.

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There's nothing more infuriating to me in the world than people who won't get to the point. See this is why edging is only fun in theory to me. Like sure, the first 2-3 times yeah it's fun! After that, nah you're just dragging it out and I'm gonna be mad... But if the pay off isn't nearly as good as my brain wants it to be I'm just gonna be more pissed off then I was during.

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That's so cute...

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Alrighty, y'all want Cat hybrid x Bunny hybrid.

Get ready for Barn Cat Hybrid Reader x Bunny Hybrid Leon.

Very important question for my next fic.

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I’d honestly think wifey would’ve had a semi rough pregnancy with Scottie, considering she’s a little older now, she’s had two kids and it’s been a while since she’s had a baby. Leon would be such a support system, especially considering they’ve got two kids who they don’t want to scare. She’d be like 8 months pregnant with the worstttt back pain imaginable trying to play it off to the kids that she’s not in pain. Lia would buy it but Violet def knew

You're so right! She would. Violet would immediately be doing research on natural remedies to help with back pain. Do prenatal yoga with her mom and tell her dad to give her regular massages. (Which lead to Scottie in the first place but we'll ignore that!)

Start going on family walks around the block. Violet makes her mother smoothies with foods that help with muscle relaxing food. Like a spinach, banana, chocolate protein smoothie which tastes... Oddly delicious for breakfast.

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That'd actually be amazing, I'd need to buy a new online subscription tho lol

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Maybe.... I should get on my switch and play Stardew.... all this talk about it is making me yearn.

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ANYONE WANNA START A FARM AN SWITCH TOGETHER???

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What’s the farm that everyone’s talking about, what am I missing here?😭

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Hii, I have a bit of a weird idea for 'leon bot', I guess? I don't know. I love these things so much. What do you think of... Leon is a desperate rabbit in the mating level and is looking for something else, perhaps better than small bunnies, and he did not find anything better than the farmer who recently bought him, and he was not waiting for the morning when he sneaked into her bedroom. How is this?!

I actually like this idea! I'll be sure to add this to my list. Ty!