tipzyness
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tipzyness · 2 days ago
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listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker
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tipzyness · 5 days ago
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made a grave error and now i have succumbed to the “draw hijikata 7487575845 times” disease yk how it is
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tipzyness · 5 days ago
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tipzyness · 5 days ago
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very hard to do
7 colors 40 frames
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tipzyness · 5 days ago
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(slides in a year later) um. So i may be having withdrawals
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tipzyness · 10 days ago
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Sigourney Weaver with the Xenomorph from the movie Alien 3.
Alien 3 is a 1992 science fiction horror film directed by David Fincher.
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tipzyness · 12 days ago
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sleepyyyyy
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tipzyness · 12 days ago
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tipzyness · 12 days ago
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he broke up w his girl
he's contacting me. again.
guys I wanna die ...my crush posted a story of of two drinks (on top of one there was a pink hair clip) and just two people's shoes were showing and glue song was playing on background
I think someone asked him out, this hurts so much uggghhhh why is my life like this why am I not bulit for love why me why me why me why is always fucking me
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tipzyness · 12 days ago
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we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast
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tipzyness · 24 days ago
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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
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tipzyness · 24 days ago
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i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.
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tipzyness · 25 days ago
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fuck this bitch ass loser for leading me on for 5 whole months. I hope he dies in a fucking pit. the funniest part is the GIRL asked him out lmfaooo loser. good for nothing whore
guys I wanna die ...my crush posted a story of of two drinks (on top of one there was a pink hair clip) and just two people's shoes were showing and glue song was playing on background
I think someone asked him out, this hurts so much uggghhhh why is my life like this why am I not bulit for love why me why me why me why is always fucking me
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tipzyness · 28 days ago
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Rainy day in Kyoto
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tipzyness · 28 days ago
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many expressions of mafuyu ✨
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tipzyness · 1 month ago
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figurines by TheSafflowerField
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tipzyness · 1 month ago
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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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