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I long for the day I can tell people my dad is dead

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A joke my friend sent me:

Are you a microwave?

Coz mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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So Hargrid turns up and tells him “You’re a lizard Harry!” And then he goes to Lizard school bugwarts (?idk). They learn to catch flies and stuff there and protect themselves. There greates enemy though is Voldetort! The evil grey tortoise of death!