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HAPPY DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY MOD OF the-poltergeist-pony !  Was supposed to post this yesterday but got busy and stuff. ANYWAY. HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY, YES. YOU AND YOUR CUTE SCARF THING.

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((CYILLA YOU ARE WONDERFUL OKAY So, fate had it that I didn't end up seeing this until last night, which is super fine and dandy because today is my birthday!  Yay for unintentionally timed birthday presents!  Or maybe that was the plan allll alloooongg ooOoOOoo

A big thank you to the wonderful human bean behind windsonganswers because she is totally rad and fabulous and y'all should go follower her, to promote-a-pony for promoting ponies, and to all ye followers old and new! This was a lovely surprise!

Thankyouthankyouthankyoooouu~))

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A blog about a mischievous pony who is a little on the pale, intangible side

“The art for this blog is wonderful, the expressions on the characters are simply fantastic. Everything is done traditionally as well and the mod is such a wonderful person that absolutely deserves some more attention”

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Have a High-Flying Aviation Day!

Don't forget to hug a pegasus! 

I didn't know today was Aviation Day, so for puns, I'll just have wing it! Wow, August 19th already?  How time sure does fly! We should all spend the day in Cloudsdale.  It only seem like the wright thing to do! What do you call a griffon who is half-hawk, half-house cat?  A Kittyhawk. What do you call a stag can fly?  An Air hart.  Airhart.  Earhart.  Hmm.

Well, I'd stick around for more aerodynamic festivities, but I've got to take off!

~Phantasmagoria

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Windy: Hey, isn't there someplace we're supposed to be-- Phantsy: BIRD PUPPETS Windy: OH MY CELESTIA YES  (In which we finally see Crom's cutie mark, Red Sands demonstrates her shape shifting abilities, the mod attempts to create scenery that somewhat resembles the cafe in Ponyville, and proof that Phantsy doesn't get on Windy's nerves all the time.)

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Plus, if I hadn't woken you up so early, we wouldn't be able to do all sorts of fun daytime stuff!  Like sun gazing!  ...Oh, wait, you can't do that... Well, anywho, I can at least introduce you to my friends!  I think you'll get along great!

*grumbles* Featuring:  Brilliant Verve Lightning Feather Shadowsong Frostfall

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((OH.  OH GOSH. It's the 70th Anniversary of D-Day.   You have no idea how ignorant I feel.   I'm so sorry.   I even told myself there would be no puns on the serious holidays. Forgive me, America. May we take some time out of our day to remember the fallen.  

... Wait. Donut Day is apparently a real thing. To honor those who served donuts to soldiers during WWI. I...wait, wha?? ....O-o-o-oh!  It's the first Friday of June, and this year it happened to fall on the 6th.  Okay.  I was going to say, that's a pretty gutsy move to make a donut themed holiday the same day as the anniversary of D-Day of all things.

That doesn't make the donut puns any more forgivable and I profusely apologize.))

"Donut go breakin’ my heart." THERE’S A HOLIDAY I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT AND TUMBLR IS MAKING PUNS TUMBLR I AM SO PROUD Okay, but, seriously, it’s Donut Day?  How long has this been a thing?  And why do holiday makers insist upon holidays that torment us ectoplasmic folk who can no longer consume edibles?   Well.  Regardless, enjoy your donuts, ponies!  

What?  Nooo, I’m not jelly of your donut-eating abilities! Just thought I’d make that eclair.

~Phantsy 

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"Donut go breakin' my heart." THERE'S A HOLIDAY I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT AND TUMBLR IS MAKING PUNS TUMBLR I AM SO PROUD Okay, but, seriously, it's Donut Day?  How long has this been a thing?  And why do holiday makers insist upon holidays that torment us ectoplasmic folk who can no longer consume edibles?   Well.  Regardless, enjoy your donuts, ponies!  

What?  Nooo, I'm not jelly of your donut-eating abilities! Just thought I'd make that eclair.

~Phantsy 

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((You know what's surreal? Returning to your high school a week after graduation to pick up some artwork and having to sign in as a guest.))

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You want to have a slumber party.  You cannot deny it.  IT WILL BE FUN.  We can do each other's manes and paint each other's hooves and talk about stallions and have insightful conversations with the deceased!  

Part 2/??

(Featurin' Windsong)

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Friggin’ ghost. Part 1/?? ((Featuring: Phantsy))

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That sounds like a wonderful idea Poltergeist! Its not every day that you run into two old friends like they. Ah but.. Whats your plan now though?~

The downside to being a poltergeist: You cannot kick things.The upside to being a poltergeist: You are vengeful by nature and will plan accordingly.The sideways of being Phantasmagoria: You’re generally a pretty nice guy.  Your threats are usually empty.  Usually.Usually.

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((In which we learn names, in which we learn the mod is a mythology nerd, in which Phantsy tries to be helpful, and in which we receive a double update to propel the plot forward due to the mod being rather self-conscious about the blog's first story arc and also to transition into more exciting shenanigans planned to take place in the near future. ))

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Happy April Foal's Day, Yah Hat-Wearing Dandies!

I promised there would be puns, and I am a stallion of my word. I am also a stallion of fancy headwear.

Hey, hey, did you hear the news about the Space Station?  Yeah, I hear they're sending a probe to Uranus! *Slaps non-existant knee* OH, CELESTIA, THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

Julius Caesar's friends were all backstabbers!

You want some spoon to go with that pundae? NO?  Then how 'bout a LOOOOOON?

Well, I HAT some more puns, but I seem to HAT forgotten them! D'ohohohohoooh!

*Floats off cackling like a madpony*

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There you two are!   Finally!

((Has the mod found a replacement pen?  Maybe?  For now, at least.  It's not an art pen, but it's ink.))

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((To whom it may concern, I've tweaked the tags a bit so that they're a little more consistent.  I don't know if they were bugging you, but they were kinda bugging me. Also, if it's a clear night where you are (if it's night at all), go look at the full moon!  Yeah!  Go look at that crazy, crater-covered, atmosphere-less, reflective ball that effects the tides and chills out with the Earth! Fun fact: chilling on the Moon is no fun without a space suit, because during the day it's 400 K and at night it's 100 K (That's several hundred degrees above boiling and several hundred degrees below freezing).  

Yay, moon!))

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Happy Pi Day, Everypony!

I hope your day was filled with puns and mathematical equations! I have no math puns for you, unfortunately. Math is not my strong point. Neither are math puns.  They're more my vertices.   Ah, see, there you go.  Maybe it's a sin I should stop.

Or, maybe I should go at it from a different angle.

Hey, I've got a joke: What do you call a pony shaking it on the dance floor?  A scatter plot.

By Celestia, these are terrible.   And this is coming from a pony who likes stupid puns.

Well, any who, happy Pi Day to yuh!   And beware the Ides of March! Remember: If you wake up tomorrow morning and your wife tells you she's had a dream about a bleeding statue that looks like you, it's probably best you stayed home and not go to that Senate meeting.  

-Phantasmagoria

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Follow the voice! Best be careful though.. I'd hate for you to be on the receiving end of that voice..

I could have sworn those accents sounded familiar!Oh, I certainly hope these two are who I think they are!  

If they are, then there’s no sense worrying, Miss Elixir.  The owner of the angry voice is, if you’ll excuse my cliche, all bark and no bite.Well, perhaps a little bite, but I have no tangible flesh, so I should be fine.Crom on the other hand…Oh, dear, I’d best find these two quickly!