tiredsaltybeans

[tiredsaltybeans]

Sylus with an insecure reader

Another old crosspost from my wattpad

Sylus can't even imagine why you would be self conscious when you are so gorgeous.

🩸 But, it's not like he can make you stop being self conscious anyways.

🩸 He's very supportive of what you wear, if you tell him you think you look ugly in it he will immediately offer to get it tailored to look better on you. (Although he thinks you look stunning)

🩸 If you decline his offers he'll shrug it off and just tell you that you look good.

🩸 If you're self conscious about being heavy he will look you dead in the eyes and throw you over his shoulder, demonstrating that you are as light as a feather.

🩸 If you are self conscious about stretch marks he will (if you're okay with it) kiss them and tell you he thinks they make you even more beautiful.

🩸 If you have acne scarring it won't even phase him until you start showing signs of insecurity about it. But he won't say anything until you tell him you think it's ugly. Then he would just tell you they are a sign that you've lived.

🩸 If you insecure about being too skinny he will pat your head and offer for you to go the gym with him to build muscle definition.

🩸 If your insecurities are the result of other people just know the moment he figures/finds it out or you tell him you can trust me when I say you will never meet them again.

🩸 Sylus will always be there for you when it comes to insecurities no matter how big or small they may seem. He loves you and wants you to know it.

[tiredsaltybeans]

Page rules and such

No NSFW, most I will do is a small bit of suggestive dialogue and I will have a 13+ warning.

I write for:

•Love and deepspace

•Stray kids

•My hero academia

•Fruits basket

•Naruto

•Overlord

•Demon Slayer

•Tokyo revengers

•Gravity falls

•Kpop demon hunters

And you can ask for others and I will respond on whether or not I write those

I do not write

•Any extremely explicit shows

•Any shows with more violence than I like (Example: Attack on Titan)

Languages I am semi fluent in:

•Spanish

•German

Languages I am learning:

•Korean

•Mandarin Chinese

I can write these in the story a little but I'm not confident enough to write an entire story in them. Sorry!

I will update this post as I go.

[tiredsaltybeans]

Ty for the request @creepychan08 :) I hope you enjoy!

Part 2 of asking the lads to sit on your lap

TW: Suggestive themes (Just Caleb being a freak 😞) mainly fluff though

I hope you all enjoy!

Caleb & Xavier

Caleb ✈️

✈️: Will laugh, thinking you are joking.

✈️: "That's funny pipsqueak!"

✈️: Then he realizes you are serious...

✈️: Caleb.exe has stopped functioning.

✈️: He is already so obsessed with you and the thought of sitting in your lap kind turns him on lol

✈️: Most things you do turn him on though 💀

✈️: Will definitely be hesitant at first, but if you keep reassuring him you'll be fine and if it hurts you'll say so.

✈️: Give him some time to work through his feelings so he doesn't pounce on you while in your lap and he'll be okay.

✈️: He will definitely come to welcome the idea of it though.

✈️: Expect lots of teasing...

✈️: My man is ruthless when it comes to teasing 😞

✈️: When he first sits in your lap he will be hesitant, but hiding it by teasing you. "You want me to sit in your lap that much, huh pipsqueak?"

✈️: Defo prefers you in his lap but he'll put up with it for your sake.

✈️: After the first time he'll occasionally sit on your lap if you ask.

✈️: Like Sylus he won't do it in public.

Xavier 💤

💤: Will be pretty surprised when you ask, like what???

💤: Will ask for you to say it again so he knows he didn't mishear.

💤: When you repeat yourself he will probably just blink slowly.

💤: If you ask again with big pouty eyes he might cave.

💤: He crawls into your lap ever so carefully and is honestly so sleepy when you wrap your arms around him.

💤His new favorite napping spot lol

Sorry it was so short! I hope you guys enjoyed :)

[tiredsaltybeans]

Another cross post but this time it was supposed to be a whole book, it was requested and I've been slacking... Should I keep writing it?

This is a preview of my new book I'm making!

I sigh as I place the last of my reports from my assistants into a file cabinet, finally done with work. To say I'm tired would be an understatement. I've been working on a case that could expose a powerful figure here in Linkon city as corrupted. From my info it leads me to believe that he is the boss of an illegal underground banned goods unit. Of course the proof is there, but not enough to dethrone and get him thrown in jail. I sigh, reminding myself that I've got to get home before it gets any later and now is not the time to get lost on thought. I pick up my bag, stuffing my phone in my pocket and walk out of my office, the various smells of the office, paper, ink, perfume, and the distinct smell of my coworker Jeremy that I could never quite place fills my nostrils. I say my goodbyes to and see you laters to my coworkers and exit the building pushing the glass doors open in one swift shove. The cool breeze slices through my layers like a knife, a shiver going down my spine. I pause to rub my hands together to conserve warmth. I inhale deeply, my breath fogging the air as I exhale. I put on a brave face and start walking, my apartment has never been terribly far, about a fifteen minute walk, from my work. It's always on cold days like this when I regret not taking my car. I glance at the gas station as I walk by it, I do need to fill up my car soon.. My thoughts are interrupted by a rustle near me, I glance at the general vicinity of where the sound  came from. Nothing. I shrug it off, it's not uncommon for strays to wander around In this area. My walk back home continues as usual, I occasionally add something to my mental checklist but other than that nothing overly interesting. As I hear a whisper, I can't help but eves drop a bit.. you can't blame me, I'm curious! "Is that the girl boss wants...?" "I think so?" "Oh my shit, she's looking at us." One of them snorts, "did you really just say 'oh my shit'?" The other one rolls his eyes. I glance away from them, nervous now. Despite the comedic interaction between them I believe they're talking about me. It's not that I can't defend myself, but it'd be two on one and they both are decently muscular. My steps speed up, my house is about three minutes away if I speed walk, and five if I stroll. I can't run because that would give away that I know they are following me... Speed walking it is! I hear their foot steps behind me.

A/N I'm just trying to write it so it's gonna take a bit.

[tiredsaltybeans]

Bangchan: Winter comfort

Another cross post from my wattpad except it's new and I like it 😊

Y/B/C = Your birth country

(Fem!Reader)

I smile as I go to drop off the lunch my boyfriend left to his work, he had never done this before so to say I was excited to see where idols work. I walk into the building, looking around starry eyed.

"Can I help you?" The lady at the front asks, her cold demeanor closing in around me and poking me uncomfortably. "Uhm, I have a friend who works here-" I lie, it was my boyfriend. "He forgot his lunch and I need to give it to him." Her eyes narrow, she sighs and shoos me. "I've heard this all before, leave before I call security. I sigh and grab out my phone, shooting Chris a text.

I sigh and lean against the wall. "Can you give me a few minutes, please? I promise he'll be here soon!" She rubs her temples, obviously annoyed. "No. Go." I sigh and sit outside the building, the winter chill sinking into my bones. I shiver and wrap my arms around myself, trying to maintain warmth. The snow on the ground only makes me colder, making my butt wet. And to make things worse it starts snowing, only making me colder.

After about fifteen minutes I hear a door slam open, hurried steps coming closer. I look up and see my boyfriend, Chan. "Hey there gorgeous." I chuckle before it gets cut short as a sudden shiver rattles me. His face is written with worry, he comes closer and grabs my shoulders. "Are you crazy?! It's freezing out here and you have to come in!" "She kicked me out..." He picks me up bridal style and I can barely hold onto the lunchbox because my fingers are so numb. He brings me to the couch in their group room and grab all the blankets he can find (which I admit is scarce because of it being a workplace.) he puts his jacket over me too. He presses a swift kiss to my forehead and hands me a tissue box before running off. After a few minutes of rubbing my nose raw with tissues and attempting warming up as best as I can, I hear a door open. Men, speaking in Korean of course. I stay quiet and look at them, all of them are good looking, I quickly realize they are the other members of Stray kids. Suddenly they all pause and stare at me, unsure if I was a crazy fangirl or what. "안녕하세요, 누구세요?" (Please forgive me if my Korean is bad, I'm new! It translates to: "Hello, who are you?") A blonde man with a deep voice asks, not angry but simply trying to put the pieces together. "안낭하세요, 게 이름 (Y/N)." (Translation: Hello, my name is (Y/N).) Chan comes back in with a warm drink, handing it to me. "I got you hot cocoa." He says in perfect English. I nod and smile, taking it from his hands and thanking him. "고마워." (Translation: Thank you.) He smiles and pats my head as I take a sip. The other members stare in confusion, Felix asks, "Who is she?" In English. Everyone leans in curiously. "Ah, she's my girlfriend. A cacophony of  "ooo"s and "aahh"s and some gasps ring throughout the room. I chuckle and take another sip, the pleasant warmth spreading through my body. I smile as Bangchan sits next to me, holding me to warm me up. "You're lucky it's my lunch break." I chuckle and hand him his lunchbox, he puts his hand on my cheek and kisses my other cheek. He takes the lunchbox and eats, all while maintaining the close proximity to warm me up. The other guys grab their lunches and eat too, some of them interrogating me. "When did you meet?" Hyunjin asks. "About two years ago, we started dating six months ago." His mouth forms a little 'o' and he nods. Felix asks. "Where are you from?" "(Y/B/C)." "How did you meet?" Jeongin chimes in. "Through a friend." Chan says after swallowing. It's a comfortable moment, his warm personality making me feel better by the minute.

I can't help but love him.

A/N

This is my first skz fic I hope you like it! ❤️

[tiredsaltybeans]

Asking the LADS to sit on your lap

Another cross post of old headcanons from my wattpad

🩸Sylus:

🩸 "No." "But-" "No."

🩸 I'm sorry but it ain't happening 😔

🩸 He is not ruining his reputation just to get a nice seat, no offense.

🩸He will tease you about it though, don't ever doubt that.

🩸 If you are really that persistent then maybe, just maybe after a month of nagging he might let you.

🩸 In private.

🩸 When no one's watching.

🩸 He will prolly not even put his full weight on you.

🩸 If you wrap your arms around his waist while he's in your lap he won't ever admit it but he likes it.

🩸 And if you kiss his back?? Man just wants to hold you forever.

🩸 Although he prefers holding you he does enjoy sitting in you lap from time to time.

🩸 Just don't ask for it in public, there will be consequences when you get home. (Nothing pervy)

❄️ Zayne:

❄️ Honestly thinks you're joking when you first ask.

❄️ When you assure him it isn't a joke then he'll just kinda give you a blank look, like "what 😐"

❄️ Probably won't agree at first, he knows he's larger than you and doesn't wanna hurt you.

❄️ Maybe normalize the idea that you can handle it a bit, that might speed up the progress.

❄️ It'll take about a week for him to fold and finally let you.

❄️ And when I tell you he's stiff I mean he's STIFF.

❄️ Bro honestly is like a statue with how awkward he is.

❄️ Please comfort him and cuddle him, wrap your arms around him to chill him out.

❄️ He will eventually melt into your embrace and if you're lucky, cuddle you back.

❄️ After that he will let you have him on your lap occasionally.

🌊 Rafayel:

🌊 My man honestly is so flabbergasted that he drops his paintbrush and leaves a weird green streak down his beautiful ocean painting.

🌊 He turns to you, eyes open wide and just stares.

🌊 Poor fishie doesn't know what to do with himself as his face lights up with colour.

🌊 "Why??" He really is so confused tbh 😞

🌊 He will stare at you intently if you try to explain.

🌊 If you don't it makes him even more curious.

🌊 Definitely says no at first out of embarrassment.

🌊 Come back to his studio tomorrow and he's teasing the heck out of you 🥲

🌊 If you ask for a day or two he'll give in.

🌊 He just wants you to think he's a cooler fishie than he is.

🌊 Honestly pretty flustered when he sits down on your lap.

🌊 Hold him for a little while and he'll start to relax, it might just take a few tries before he gets comfy sitting in your lap.

🌊 Once he's used to it he will, I repeat he will, randomly plop down on your lap at the weirdest times.

🌊 Talking to a friend and he's bored? On your lap.

🌊 Working on something important for work? On your lap.

🌊 He'll even do it when you're watching a movie together.

🌊 Bro honestly has no shame, beware 😞

Authors note: I'm so sorry these are cringe I made them like months ago 😭

[tiredsaltybeans]

Love and deepspace self aware au headcanons

Cross posting old headcanons from my wattpad

Funny faces:

Sylus:

🩸 When you open the app Sylus smirks, secretly happy you decided to come play.

🩸 You sort of absentmindedly do your daily conversations with the guys.

🩸 When you go over to his conversation finally so he can see your face you are making the funniest expression imaginable- you're nose scrunched up and your front two teeth sticking out awkwardly, your eyes squinting.

🩸 He's struggling not to laugh and get found out, despite how pretty you usually look to him, he can't help but think about how much you resemble a rat.

🩸 He smirks, trying to play it off as a base animation.

🩸 He continues to smirk and secretly takes a picture.

🩸 When you shrug off his smirk as his usual face he sighs, wanting to be able to feel you, not this replacement that barely bares any resemblance to you and none of your beauty.

Zayne:

❄️ Zayne is always happy when you log on, he patiently waits for you to do his daily conversations.

❄️He sits on his chair, drifting to sleep after a long day of work when you finally show up, your face behind the character that was supposed to bear resemblance to you.

❄️ But this time instead of your usual calm face you look quite amusing, nose scrunched up, front two teeth sticking out, your eyes squinting, your expression bearing resemblance to a rat.

❄️He chuckles softly, a small smile appearing on his face.

❄️ When he sees your face become confused by his actions but come to the conclusion that it's just a new animation he can't help but think, ‘I hope you realize the truth someday.’

Rafayel:

🌊 Rafayel grins when you log on, excited to see his real muse’s face so he can sketch you again.

🌊 As he waits (im)patiently for you to finish your other daily conversations he sketches absentmindedly of what he remembers of your face, it's never as good as the real deal though.

🌊 When your face finally shows up behind that disgusting copycat he smirks, before breaking out into full on laughter.

🌊 He can't help it! Your face is too funny! With your nose scrunched up your front two teeth sticking out and your eyes squinted he can't help but see the resemblance between you and a rat.

🌊 You stare at him, wondering what triggered that animation, your rat like expression dissipating.

🌊 He manages to stifle his giggles so you won't get suspicious, but you can bet your sorry ass if he didn't get a photo in time he's sketching that, and hanging it up on his wall.

This makes me cringe so hard 💀