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[tiredtororo]

#HSHSHSHSHS LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE ITT

#FAVOURITEEE

A scene from Chapter 7 of This Is A Gift It Comes With A Price by Ilentari on Ao3!

I really enjoyed this scene and only got around to sketching it just now.

I was drawing some wholesome stans last night though, so we'll get those doodles soon enough ;)

[tiredtororo]

"Extra Stan, 3 dollars or better offer!"

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Stanford grumbled to himself under the little fort in his room. Sulking in their room.

He had a fight with Stanley for being so damn stubborn before their father told him to get inside the house and left Stanley alone out there. He just wants Stanley to see his point of view. He does not need his protection.

He's the older twin,he should be the one to protect him.

Stanley was being stupid. He already warned him about the consequences of slacking off and stuff. And his refusal to let Stanford stand there with him pissed him off.

Pa’s only doing this for his sake. He will thank their father later.

It's not like Stanford hates his brother,no. But their dad had high hopes for him,so Stanford wanted to impress him.

If he is impressed,then the old man won't see Stanley that bad anymore.

Even when it made him push Stanley aside. Because he doesn't want his father's irritating gaze to always be on Stanley. Always scrutinized the younger Pines.

Stanford is always the golden boy. He knew that since he got his consciousness.

Here,people awed by his intelligence and by his extra finger. Everyone calls him special,gifted son and many flattery words.He never felt like he didn't belong among these nobodies.

But their admiration isn't as important as Stanley's.

No matter how many people tell him that he is special, nothing can beat Stanley's admiration towards him. His praises and encouragement push Ford forward to be the best,get good grades and are already thinking about a future where he can make the world a better place.

Stanford sighed,looking at the unfinished advanced calculus work (yes,he is that smart) in front of him,side eyeing the small boat doodle art at the corner of his paper.

Yes,he has to become smarter. If he wanted to sail around the world with Stanley,he needed to be smarter,and stronger so he could protect Stanley.

It irked him a bit when Stanley insisted on being his ‘punching bag’. Because Stanley doesn't see himself the way Ford does. And he hated that.

Maybe his action alone made Stanley thought otherwise—

BAMM!!

A loud bang startled Stanford so hard,he almost ruined the fort.

"What the—"

“Put me down-!” Familiar high pitched shrieks made Stanford’s blood run cold.

Stanley.

He immediately went to the window,trying to check out but all he could see is black spot where Stanley was supposed to stand.

‘No..’

Stanford immediately ran down the stairs,opening the front door.

“Stanley? STANLEY!” He screamed out,hoping to hear a response.

Only eerie silence.

“Come on Stanley! This isn't funny!” He screams again,his heart beats accelerating as many possible scenarios popped up in his mind.

Suddenly,a shiny,glimmering golden chain caught his attention,Stanford bend down to take and inspect it.

It looks like a pin,shaped in....six fingered hand? And it seems broken and unstable,producing little sparks here and there.

Some hooded men in black suddenly ran passed him,doing a poor job hiding their gun and all. They doesn't even acknowledge Stanford there and just talk using their own languages.

Somehow,Stanford doesn't feel the fear.

These group clearly chasing after something or someone.

It doesn't take long for Stanford put two and two together,his hand gripping the broken pin.

That someone has taken his brother.

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In which this dimension is where Stanford isn't bullied for his extra fingers,and he is mentally strong and crazy smart and take no shit from anybody.

He's going to find his Stanley,one way or another. :P

[tiredtororo]

Little Sacrifice

feat Lil’Ford and Lil'Stan!

Snippet(???)

“Sixer!”

Lil’Ford look up from his book when he heard the shrieking voice of his other half.

Lil'Stan run up to his brother,showing off the important letter from his boxing coach. His face supports a new bandaid and bruise.

“I won the boxing election and qualified for the district level boxing competition!” Lil'Stan eyes sparkles bright, Lil'Ford thought about wearing sunglasses over his glasses.

“That is great Stanley!I am so proud of you!” Lil'Ford said,with equal excitement for his brother, Lil'Stan’s eyes shine brighter at his twin’s praise.

It is rare for Lil'Stan to lock in something he is actually good at. After some coaxing from Lil'Ford and his Ma,he decided to give it a try and get selected.

“When will the competition start?” Lil'Ford asked, already looking over the old calendar attached to his side of the bed.

“It's starting in June! 27th I think?” Lil'Stan squint at the parental consent form and information notice,but put it aside not wanting to care about details.

“Details,shmetails. Who cares? Let's go out and get ice creams!” Lil'Stan,not waiting for Lil'Ford, already jumping around and out of their room while the older jump down from his bed and looks over Lil'Stan’s information notice.

The tiny detail made him freeze.

It is the same day as his rocket science convention which is held in a prestigious university where he has been waiting for it for so long.

Lil'Ford has been waiting for the opportunity like this to happen since it is hard to get into the science convention and Lil'Ford have get on his science teacher’s good side,she actually give him permission to go despite it is for the older kids.

He started biting on his finger,now in a dilemma.

He wants to be there for his brother,to cheer him on,but he also wants to be there and watch the science convention center,and his parents are supposed to send him to the bus station where the school group gathered.

“Sweet Tesla,what should I do now…?”

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Here I am,writing another snippet-(or possible fic) instead of continuing the ongoing fic lol :P

[tiredtororo]

They're like. Soulmates.

[tiredtororo]

"Extra Stan,3 dollars or better offer!"

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They both fell silent suddenly,and Ford scoffed the bitterness out of his throat.

“Urgh, don't ever say that again.” His voice is gruff,and he did not think it would affect Lil’Stan.

Stanley immediately look down.

“S-Sorry sir.” He said meekly,his nails digging deeper into the cardboard.

“N-No, don't apologize. I—” Ford sighed,swiping his face in desperation.

Since when did he not know his brother?

Well,to be fair,this one isn't from his dimension.

“My apologies, Stanley. I didn't mean to scare you-”

“H-How do you know my name?” Stanley asked,his hand now holding the cardboard in defensive mode,as if to whack Ford's head.

It was rare for anyone in town to actually know his real name.

‘Heh, typical Stanley. Knucklehead.’

“It is written on your cardboard, isn't it? Stan? Stanley?” Ford asked, humoring the little Stanley.

Stanley stared at him as if he grew a second head.

“The usual name people call a ‘Stan' around here is ‘Stanford'.” Stanley pursed his lips,which made his reddish cheeks puffed up that made Ford's heart melt.

‘Is he always this vulnerable?’

Unconsciously his hand unwrapped the large scarf around his neck,and wrapping it around Stanley.

“You should get inside, Stanley. It's cold outside. You could get sick.” Ford said.

However,Stanley just look away.

“.... can't.”

“What is that?”

“I said I can't get inside!” Stanley raised his voice,but immediately shrink back, covering his mouth as he turned his head to see if anyone in the Pawn Shop heard him.

Stanley’s weird behavior started to make Ford anxious. What is this Stanley hiding?

A long moment before Stanley sigh.

“This…is my punishment. Got a F or something in the history test..” he mumbled.

Ford frowned.

Who in the right mind would let a child stand out while holding that humiliating sign?

Filbrick Pines apparently.

“Even so,it is dangerous to stay out here this late.” Ford said,now holding Stanley's arm.

“No,I can't get inside if I don't get the money. 3 dollars or nuthin’.” Stubborn as he is, Stanley refused. He even shook Ford's hand off him,not noticing the extra finger since Ford was wearing gloves.

Ford sighed. Really,is all Stanley in the entire multiverse all the same,stubborn knucklehead?

“Well,what if I told you, I am going to give you….30 dollars if you come with me?” Ford asked,trying to bargain.

He does not want to leave Stanley here out in the cold alone where anyone or anything could get to him.

Stanley’s eyes widened that made Ford actually almost melt because of it. He still had that innocent glimmers in his eyes.

Full of hopes and shines like stars.

Yet,he couldn't decipher the weird behavior he was hiding.

Stanley's little head already get to work,doing some childish calculation with this stranger's offer.

30$! That is more than enough! Heck,he could probably buy Stanford a telescope he had always wished for!

And maybe Stanford will stop be mad at him—

A sudden familiar whirring made Ford tensed up and without looking at the source,he grabbed Stanley and jumped out of the way.

BAMM!

Only a black burnt mark remained where they had stood a moment ago.

“Tch-” Ford clicked his tongue,annoyed that he had been found.

Worried because Stanley is now in his arms and he can't just go back and endanger him.

“W-What happened?! Put me down,ya old fart!” Stanley squirmed,but the scarf that Ford wrapped around him works like a swaddling clothes.

Ford looks at his Di-Jumper, it's charged and ready to use. He pursed his lips,looking down at the Pawn Shop and Stanley. It's a hard decision—

“My apologies,Stanley. It looks like you and I are going to go on a short adventure.” Ford said,making a decision before jumping again,this time with the Di-Jumper which flickers with random combinations of the next dimension.

A portal is opening,and just like that,they are gone.

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Well,I decided to make Lil'Stan to have some adventure with Ford because he wouldn't have it here— Ehem-!

[tiredtororo]

Stan Twins but Weirdmageddon started early because a certain someone found out his brother is practically homeless,jobless,hunted and have the very,VERY, terrible life out in the street.

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Snippets 3#

Stan: *safe and sound**literally NOT kidnapped by his own twin-* *bundled up with clean clothes and clean hair* Uh…. Ford?

Ford: Yes Stanley?

Stan: I appreciated ya finding me and all,but…

As he looked down,he could see every single person that hurt him in the past during his homeless era.

Everyone was tortured so badly-

Stan: Is that really necessary?

Ford: *click tongue* Tch,tch,tch. Little brother-

Stan:*cut* We're twins.

Ford:*ignore* I would not make a deal with a dream demon to start the apocalypse early just not to give you the justice you deserve.

Stan: Yeah,but this is too—

Ford: Hush now, this is my favourite moment.

And all Stan could do next is leaning against his brother,playing with a paddle ball while wearing soundproof headphones while the older one is enjoying the scream of the people who had dared to lay their dirty finger on his sweet little brother- (Stan:TWINS!) in full volume.

(Inspired by ‘This Is A Gift, It Comes With A Price’ by Ilentari!)

I really loves this type of Ford fr-

[tiredtororo]

Hmmm,logical. That's logical-

But it's a surprise!👐🏻✨

I called this one:

"Extra Stan, 3 dollars or better offer."

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"Oomph-!" A gruff voice echoed in the dark night as a figure fell down on the sandy beach.

"Urgh,note to self. Do NOT use the Di-Jumper while jumping off a cliff."

Stanford Pines stand up,dusting the sand off his dark clothing as he look around. He is in a cave. A familiar sea smell made nostalgia washed over him.

He took out his locator to detect which dimension he was in.

"D-87'/-1? Huh, that is a new one." He mumbled as he find a way out. Using his night vision goggles,he look around,his six fingered hand using the cave surface to feel if he is in ancient ruin.

When he finally found the exit of the cave,his eyes caught names written on the cave surface,with a marker.

Ford & Lee Pines!!

He actually flinched when he saw that. The handwriting is so familiar.

He couldn't help but brush his hand over the messy name.

Lee...

Back in his dimension,he stopped calling Stan, 'Lee' before they reached 12. Despite Stan always calling him with that childish nicknames,Ford never called him 'that' again.

Ford shook his head,not wanting to even think about that person. He hated the aches inside him.

He walked out of the cave,looking around with his hand gripping his gun right,not wanting to take any risk even with the nostalgic surrounding.

Everything seems normal and just like how he remembered back in his dimension. The Glass Shard Beach,the dock.

Heck,he even saw the ruined ship.

The Stan O' War.

He shook his head again,trying to keep his focus.

"Focus,Pines. This dimension is probably an opposite copy of Dimension "46'\"."

The journalist sigh,and decided to get out of the beach to the sidewalk.

It was dark and cold with only a few pedestrian walking and minding their own business. No aliens in sight so Ford decided to lower his guard a little.

The place is exactly like his,only with a few changes here and there.

"Wonder if that place still looks the same." He mumbled to himself.

Before he knew it,he was walking to a familiar route,and stopped.

His blood suddenly run cold.

20 meters away,where the Pines Pawn Shop located,he saw a small boy,brown hair,standing while holding something.

Ford synced his time with this dimension time. It is clearly way passed midnight,why is there a child,standing there alone?

Something tug his heartstrings,the possibilities running wild in his head,yet he didn't want to believe it.

'Please,for once,let me be wrong...' he heard himself begging in his mind,as he stepped closer.

Standing in front of the Pawn Shop, there's Stanley Pines, apparently look like he is still 12 years old.

In the cold night of the Glass Shard Beach,he is standing there,wearing his signature white with red stripe shirt and dark pants. And he is holding something that made Ford's blood boiled.

"EXTRA STAN,3 DOLLARS OR BETTER OFFER!"

-tbc-

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Hshshshs idea goes boom-!

Probably gonna continue if anyone saw this- :3

[tiredtororo]

ATOTS but Stan never arrived at the cabin. Ford gets an alarming, frantic phonecall from Stan himself saying that a red robe club or something has been following him and all calling him,'Stanford'.

At the same time,Bill actually sent something to steal Ford's eyes-

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Hehe- :P

[tiredtororo]

"Extra Stan,3 dollars or better offer!"

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Stanley slap himself awake after catching himself dozing off while standing in front of the Pawn Shop.

His nails digging into the cardboard he was holding since this morning.

“Extra Stan, 3 dollars or better offer!”

Written in black marker. This is his punishment because he failed his History exam. When they got their report card, Stanford's A+++ one will always go to the fridge.

The cold night air is harsh against his body. He only wears his t-shirt and pants. No sweater and all to protect him in this cold Jersey night.

“J-Just a few more hours 'till morning…” he mumbled to himself.

His cheeks were red from the cold. He has been standing since this morning,and had to fight off the urge to cry as people walked by,some with pity stares,some telling their children not to be like him,and it dang hurt.

As he is trying to move his leg to stand better,a shadow suddenly looming over him,making Stanley freeze. He didn't expect anyone to be around at night.

‘S-Scary…’ The first thing he thinks of.

The figure is a male based on his figure,wearing a scarf that covering his mouth and nose, he is wearing glasses and hood so Stanley couldn't recognize the man.

The man suddenly kneeled down,as if to read what's written on that forsaken cardboard. Stanley's nails digging into the cardboard tighter, obviously shaking from cold and nervousness.

‘H-He wouldn't consider to actually buying me…. don't he..?’

‘Am I really worth that little…?’

The man raised his hand,and Stanley's first instinct is to cover his face using his arms as if the man would hurt.

He had been punched enough to put his guard up whenever Pa— someone raised their hand on him.

No,he didn't want this

He didn't want to be bought by a stranger.

He wanted to get inside and sleep while listening to his twin reciting every element in the periodic table.

He want Stanford—

When he is expecting a punch or a slap,the hand actually gently prying his arms off his face,a warm,large hand cupping his freezing cheek. The thumb gently caressing the apple of his cheek.

“H-Huh..?”

Stanley dared himself to look in front of him. The man’s brown eyes looked straight at him.

So,so familiar….

And so,Stanley,being the impatient and curious kid he is,pulled the man’s scarf down,the man didn't move away,because maybe he was too busy planning a kidnapping , staring at Stanley like he just saw a ghost.

A familiar face soon clicked in Stanley's mind. The man is about to talk regarding his reaction before….

“Stanley—”

“Pa?”

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Ah,the classic, 'You look like Dad' moment.

Maybe I'll keep this fic going hshshshs because ideas are overflowing-

Lemme know what u think! :3

[tiredtororo]

I called this one:

"Extra Stan, 3 dollars or better offer."

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"Oomph-!" A gruff voice echoed in the dark night as a figure fell down on the sandy beach.

"Urgh,note to self. Do NOT use the Di-Jumper while jumping off a cliff."

Stanford Pines stand up,dusting the sand off his dark clothing as he look around. He is in a cave. A familiar sea smell made nostalgia washed over him.

He took out his locator to detect which dimension he was in.

"D-87'/-1? Huh, that is a new one." He mumbled as he find a way out. Using his night vision goggles,he look around,his six fingered hand using the cave surface to feel if he is in ancient ruin.

When he finally found the exit of the cave,his eyes caught names written on the cave surface,with a marker.

Ford & Lee Pines!!

He actually flinched when he saw that. The handwriting is so familiar.

He couldn't help but brush his hand over the messy name.

Lee...

Back in his dimension,he stopped calling Stan, 'Lee' before they reached 12. Despite Stan always calling him with that childish nicknames,Ford never called him 'that' again.

Ford shook his head,not wanting to even think about that person. He hated the aches inside him.

He walked out of the cave,looking around with his hand gripping his gun right,not wanting to take any risk even with the nostalgic surrounding.

Everything seems normal and just like how he remembered back in his dimension. The Glass Shard Beach,the dock.

Heck,he even saw the ruined ship.

The Stan O' War.

He shook his head again,trying to keep his focus.

"Focus,Pines. This dimension is probably an opposite copy of Dimension "46'\"."

The journalist sigh,and decided to get out of the beach to the sidewalk.

It was dark and cold with only a few pedestrian walking and minding their own business. No aliens in sight so Ford decided to lower his guard a little.

The place is exactly like his,only with a few changes here and there.

"Wonder if that place still looks the same." He mumbled to himself.

Before he knew it,he was walking to a familiar route,and stopped.

His blood suddenly run cold.

20 meters away,where the Pines Pawn Shop located,he saw a small boy,brown hair,standing while holding something.

Ford synced his time with this dimension time. It is clearly way passed midnight,why is there a child,standing there alone?

Something tug his heartstrings,the possibilities running wild in his head,yet he didn't want to believe it.

'Please,for once,let me be wrong...' he heard himself begging in his mind,as he stepped closer.

Standing in front of the Pawn Shop, there's Stanley Pines, apparently look like he is still 12 years old.

In the cold night of the Glass Shard Beach,he is standing there,wearing his signature white with red stripe shirt and dark pants. And he is holding something that made Ford's blood boiled.

"EXTRA STAN,3 DOLLARS OR BETTER OFFER!"

-tbc-

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Hshshshs idea goes boom-!

Probably gonna continue if anyone saw this- :3

[tiredtororo]

Thinking about Portal!Ford stumbled across a dimension where their alternate selves are 12 years old/kids.

Coincidentally,he arrived at Glass Shard Beach,New Jersey at night and he saw Lil'Stan standing there, only wearing his signature white with red stripe in the cold night,holding that cursed "Extra Stan,3 dollars or better offer."

I'll get to it if anyone's interested after I finished work lol-

[tiredtororo]

Y'know the headcanon about Teen Ford being more of a menace than Teen Stan?

Yup.

Snippet 2#

(Blackmail)

High school,usual banter after Chemistry class,Ford was shoved into a sweaty,locker room.

Stanley wasn't around at the same time, since for once he actually focused on his boxing class and decided to give it try.

Ford:*sigh* So much for a peaceful day.

Since it will take a while for Stan to come back when he realized Ford isn't at Stan O' War,Ford decided to try jamming the lock on the locker before he suddenly heard some angry voices coming up to the locker.

Extra: Urgh! I had it with that screw up Pines! Why did he have to join the boxing club again?!

Extra2: Dude,you will have no chance to get selected for that boxing competition.

Ford flinched when one of them punch the locker door hard.

Extra: Fine then. I will just make him 'not' get selected.

Extra2: How though? Not siding with him,but he's clearly a better fit. And coach seems to have his eyes on him.

Extra: Easy. I'm gonna use that freak brother of his,and made him withdraw from the club and that boxing nomination.

Extra2: You think he's going to withdraw just because you threaten his twin?

Extra:Nah,that good for nothing isn't smart. He's stupid. I don't need to actually go near that freak to threaten him. Or even better,I can easily just frame him attacking me in boxing class so he will get kicked out of that club. I mean, who's gonna believe that stupid,useless screw up than me?

Extra2: You're cold dude.

As the two bullies get their stuff and walk out,not realizing they have activated someone's 'overprotective big bro' mode as he step out of the locker.

----TIMESKIP----

A few weeks went by and Stan won the boxing competition after being selected.

Apparently the other two possible candidates suddenly withdrawn because of some scandal and apparently one of them was rumored being in a gang outside school,and they were suspended and sent to juvenile court.

Of course,Stan had no idea about it,no one told him about it.

Ford made sure of it.

Stan:Sixer, did ya see me?! Did ya see me punchin' the heck outta them?! *excited*

Ford: Yes,yes I did Stanley. You are wonderful. *playfully punch Stanley's shoulder*

No one would believe about those two extras yelling about the star student,the future scientist,Stanley's twin,framing them and purposely sent them to juvenile.

Who would believe Stanford Pines,the timid genius would do something like that?

No one.

(I swear I've seen this somewhere but I can't remember lol-)

[tiredtororo]

I just love overprotective big brother Ford trope.

Like, I'm aware they're twins,15 minutes apart yet I love the idea Ford holding onto that over Stan always like:

Snippet 1#

(Stanley got hurt and refused help)

Lil'Ford: You're hurt! Let Ma treat your wound, Stanley!

Lil'Stan: Ain't gonna do that, Sixer. *crossed arms*

Lil'Ford:How about I treat it? Ma doesn't need to know .

Lil'Stan: Nu'uh.*being stubborn despite having bleeding nose*

Lil'Ford:....

Lil'Ford: That's it. I'm using my 'older brother card' now-

Lil'Stan:WE ARE TWINS! THERE'S NO SUCH THING—!

Lil'Ford: Listen to your older twin,Stanley.*cross arms*

Lil'Stan:ONLY BY 15 MINUTES—

Lil'Ford: Well,I came out first.

Lil'Stan:YOU-

At the end Lil'Stan gave up and let Lil'Ford treat his wound after Lil'Ford bribe him with his part of sweet because he already finished his.

[tiredtororo]

Don't mind me,new here :3

Just want to find more crumbs of Stan twins angst and some of my fixations and probably dump some suppressed ideas I had-

Idk how to use this lol-