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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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i need to learn how to breakdance so i can say “let me break it down for you” and start busting out some sick ass moves every time someone asks me a question
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Doodles the literal MAYOR of biscuit town casually.
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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the intense urge to call everyone “babe” when Girlmoding but not wanting to come off as romantic is driving me insane actually
#need to be a Pretty Girl who calls people ‘babe’ and ‘darling’ without being Weird#but im. a strange little man freak to most people rn (have not come out yet)#it’s not because any1 would be weird about it I just Don’t Feel Like It rn#idk I’ve had a lot of girl days because I got a GORGEOUS dress the other day#I’m a weird man freak today I just remember yesterdays Urges#idk this is like so not an issue I just feel like complaining today#ANYWAYS I went to a spring fling fair at my sisters school and got an epic unicorn sparkle tattoo#and two centipede figurines#they are my daughters named Wisconsin and Memphis Tennessee
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my ask box is literally all scam texts 😔😔😔 every time I look at it there’s at least 70 different bots pretending to be people suffering in an actual genocide it’s so bs
#How could anyone stoop so low it’s actually crazy#like there are people who are ACTUALLT DYING#and you’re pretending to be one of them so you can scam people out of money ???? Stfu#sorry very wishy washy with the moods today
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he literally remembers the names of everyone EVEN THE CATS and they just call him “guy” or “fella” he has been nothing but kind and all they do is forget him 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
I’m watching the Lego movie rn Wgy is emmet making me so emotional
#He’s so me#all he wants to be is someone special and worthy and deserving of love#liek he’s spent his life ALONE and he’s still kind despite it all#but because he’s agreeable everyone just thinks he’s boring and forgettable#and then he gets the piece of resistance and gets recognized for the first time in his life#and as soon as they find out he’s normal they HATE HIM 💔#MY BOY MY BABY#ALL HE WANTS IS LOVE#(grown man voiced by Chris Pratt)#sorry it’s the middle of the night and I’m watching the Lego movie relating to him far too much#Lego movie#the Lego movie#emmet brickowski
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I’m watching the Lego movie rn Wgy is emmet making me so emotional
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happy pride month
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I’m losing health my hp bar is depleting at rates you’ve never seen before
#WHY am I reverting to the Ancient Evils why is everything Bad#idk I feel like I’m like . A mean person#I don’t know#like tensions arise among Friends#and I feel like I used to be so good at comforting people but now I just feel so awkward#like I never know what to do anymore idk I get so scared that I’m gonna fuck it all up#and then I feel like I’m guilting people or making it about me cus I start . Crying idk#cus I feel SO bad and I know it’s just like Autism and high empathy but it makes me feel so so shitty#and idk rings are just stressful lately#friends getting into arguments#Dad lost his job (scary)#like he’s probs getting a new one like soon but it’s scary#I don’t know everything is scary scary sad#and I feel like people are scared of me or think I’m mean#I promise I’ve just been in a mood lately and I promise promise I’m trying to be normal#I don’t know sorry#I hate guilt
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@nestavadavat
where in the HELL did that horse come from
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Startlingly accurate in a way that makes me vaguely upset ,,, also I didn’t get patron saint of BONES ???? I study for x ray tech and skeletal anatomy ????? Evil
pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
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