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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder
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giving karlach a milf for pride month
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
#4'9“ and ive grown to goof with it#the most annoying part is how clothes never fit me right cuz im also kinda wide#cropped shirts are too long sometimes and capris are basically full pants on me🥲#everything else is meh cuz i can ask for help to reach things#was humiliating being forced to ride in a carseat until 10th grade tho🥲#reblog
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
#reblog#wanna send this to my professor who hates Oxford commas so much that he#that he took off 0.02 points of my immaculate essay simply because i included an Oxford comma#he is a MEANIE but hilarious
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biting down
tip me☕patreon🌠merchshop✨
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Permafrost mummies! All these creatures represent a real animal found preserved in the permafrost. There's something so fragile and special about the earth and ice reuniting us with an animal our ancestors would have been so familiar with, that shit makes me cry.
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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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