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Since the last I heard about was the TryLeg stuff and next thing I hear, Outlaw and Tex are dead, I can only assume that that company saw Outlaw make Tex his gold leg and decided they needed to die lest they start giving out more free medical care and interfere with their Profits

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why are they in my credit card information

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oh everyone's out here "What if Ty starts dating Mike" this and "What if Mike starts dating Ty" that, what if Edgar starts dating Ty? Huh? Mike branched out of his dating type before, maybe this time it's Edgar's turn. Did you ever consider that? Maybe Ty's not gonna steal Mike, maybe he's gonna steal Mike's boyfriend. Maybe this is the #TygarTimeline. How would you know? Exactly. You wouldn't.

Think about that.

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Sliding this over as a Nobody song

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There's a secret part of this conversation between these 2 sentences that we didn't get to see which was them two heckling Mikey about why he's been staring at Ty's ass enough to notice this

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I don't know where, I dont know how, but apparently, I won

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Mustardseed really did get lucky with the kind of people that make up Base because that shit would not have worked on me, my trust in friends is too high, my self esteem too low, he'd of sent me 10 hours of the Soothing Sounds of Mikey Beating me to Death with a Baseball Bat and I'd have gone "Well I'm sure he had a good reason" and moved on with my day, like I'm clearly not dead anymore, it ain't my problem, there's no way leaving would ever have crossed my mind

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I know this songs gotta give Michael a heart attack every time it pops up on the radio

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And how about Base themed collage today?

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Some people think the worst part of Episode 2 is how quickly Mike was willing to cut his arm off and some people think it's the description of him cutting his arm off, but I am here to tell you that the true worst part of Ep. 2 is the fact that this fucker used a TABLE SAW

instead of a BAND SAW

which is The Saw™ used for BUTCHERY and the cutting of MEAT AND BONES

It would've gone so fast, that thing would've cut through his arm like noone's business, like the man could've had this:

And instead he went with the TABLE SAW

Terrible, horrible, inexcusable, someone get that man into a wood shop, a butcher shop, or a tool education class IMMEDIATELY

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Havent caught back up yet but this is my general understanding of this seasons Theme

I may have gone a little overboard here, I started out intending to make a simple little poster but well. an Event Occurred. and here we are

Anyway, here some stills and full images

I made all this with screenshots, stock images, and the W.BG fonts

Please appreciate my 'W.B1G1' discount code, I think I'm very funny

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While they didn't all make it to the final video, these are the "Product Photos" I had

Top to bottom, left to right its intended to Edgar or Edman, Marissa, Ty ( although that ones not particular ), Outlaw, Sly, and then Michael, just in case its not very clear

Also wanted these to have the vibes that they were not aware they're being photographed, which hopefully they do, idk

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This is the full list of "Product Options"

I intentionally didn't use proper character names to try to give more of a dehumanizing effect.

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Fun fact! I dont know how to do video edits so all the movement that's not the timer or the glitches was just me manually moving and saving everything, which I guess just leaves the cursor and options list, so Those Things.

It took 200+ frames so if it looks a little janky, that's why!

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That QR code just leads back to my Tumblr, though I doubt many people will scan it lol

And that's all I really have to say about this, hope y'all like it, but even if not, I had fun making it either way

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Looking up about the kinds of keycards they might have had in 1980 and damn I guess he found some inaccuracies

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Y'all get a Michael collage today

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I can't think up a good joke for this, I just need yall to know about this system of measurement

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With everything going on here, I completely missed that Helen said that lmao

Ty 'Bird-Bones' Betteridge, my beloved

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I steadied my pistow, bwought it as cwose as I c-couwd to the *boops your nose* back of Edgaw’s head without touching it, hewd >w< my bweath, and squeezed the twiggew. Thewe was a woud pop and Edgaw swumped against the window he had been pressed against, *huggles tightly* dead ^w^ instantwy. T-The buwwet exited >w< and stwuck the window, cwacking it but nyot shattewing it. Bwood dwipped d-d-down Edgaw’s face and into the seat ;;w;; undew him. I sat the gun in the centew consowe, puwwed out my phonye, and called H. My hands wewe shaking. I had actuawwy donye it. I hadn’t been suwe that I had it in me, but I actuawwy *screams* did it. *runs away*

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And today we have - Troy Themed Collage: