#woe begone

[world-fire-entity]

If I had a nickel for every horror podcast that casually mentioned canaries underground I’d have two nickels

If I had a nickel for every horror podcast that had someone getting beat to death with a metal pipe I’d have four nickels

If I had a nickel for every horror podcast that has its main character’s motif be eyes, I’d have seven nickels

If I had a nickel for every horror podcast hat I wouldn’t be able to play in public because it’d be mistaken for porn, I’d have all the nickels

[aro-aceattorney]

Any woe.begoners in the chat

[jusiri]

Have what will probably be my one contribution to the wider WBG fandom

[thatcakelovingwitch]

*loud eagle cry*

[paradubolical]

(wringing my hands in the air gnashing my teeth) THE WOE BEGONE POD CAST

[goosefries]

MIKE WALTERS!!

[jenjensd]

How many podcast Jon/John’s are there?

Jonathan Sims (voice actor)- The Archivist, Jonathan Sims (character) (The Magnus Archives)

John - Entity fragment of the king in yellow (Malevolent)

John Peters (you know, the farmer) - resident of Night Vale (Welcome to Night Vale)

Jonathan Sims (voice actor) - Doctor Jack Seward (Regarding Dracula)

Jonathan Harker - protagonist (also Regarding Dracula)

John - Some dude Mike Walters used to date, the one he called to say he doesn’t forgive him, which started Mike’s time travel journey in the first place (Woe.Begone)

It seems like there’s a lot of Jons/Johns in podcasts these days. Did I miss anyone?

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

CATS:

MIKE WALTERS:

[world-fire-entity]

Me when Jon from the Magnus Archives has his ribs amputated by episode 131

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Me when Arther (or TECHNICALLY ANOTHER JOHN) has his finger amputated by episode 13

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Me when Mike CUT OFF HIS OWN FUCKING ARM BY EPISODE TWO

WHAT THE FUCK MIKE

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

WDYM YOU CUT OFF YOUR ARM!?!?!?! FOR AN ONLINE GAME!?!?!?!? AFTER THREE (3) SINGULAR DAYS OF CONTEMPLTATION!?!?!? Not even three days of contemplation tbh, You spent like 2 of those days watching butchers slice open animal to get an idea of how you would do it.

LIKE HUH?!?!?!? WDYM YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE FOR TAKING 6 WEEKS TO DO IT. MOTHERFUCKER HE SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF YOU.

(Guys watch woe begone, please. It’s all I’m ever gonna talk about ever after the tmagp hiatus. It’s so insanely dark. Apparently amputation timelines are a good indication of how dark something is cuz holy shit)

[lost-pet-city]

Mike Walters cuts his left arm off at the shoulder. w.bg

[dyke-in-crisis]

started woe.begone and immediately got jumpscared my alexander j newall like hes some kind of podcast lin manuel miranda

[just-some-guy-joust]

Doomed by the Narrative: Side A - Round 1

[thatcakelovingwitch]

Nothing bad ever happens to Edgar

[gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat]

Group C, Round 3, Poll 4:

Propaganda under the cut

P.I.X.A.L. Borg aka Samurai X

She gaslit Nya into thinking Ronin or Skylor we’re Samurai X, gatekeeped by protecting the monastery from several threats (including a literal Kaiju), and girlbossed constantly (See: the entirety of Ninjago Confidential)

Ty Betteridge

he just, oh boy. so he’s top of the “compound”, a group that does experiments involving killing and torturing people, and (spoiler for end of last season) he recently made a “deal” where the protagonist’s group was forced to agree to do whatever he says without question or resistance (girlboss). as the leader of the compound, he has access to time-travel and related technologies, and he uses the promise of access to these to get people to do what he wants (gatekeep). and throughout all of this, he acts like he’s really their friend and is being so kind and generous by doing all these things (gaslight). also not exactly gaslighting but at least gaslight-adjacent imo, if someone isn’t acting the way he wants he can and will replace them with a duplicate who’s more to his liking, and the other characters may or may not be able to tell the difference.

[gooboogy]

settle down ty settle down

Outlaw Ty/Tex commission! ty for commissioning me I LOVE drawing these two 💕

[subtly-shakespearean]