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OH SHIT

the suffering never ends

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FINALLY ACTUAL PEAK

Reblog to kill it faster

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Thank you

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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If Only

If Only I was the tiniest scrungus if only

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I JUST CAME UP WITH AN AMAZING IDEA. so in a few hundred years from now after dozens of wide scale wars dozens of people and countries have died and now after these few years after a while a new group of people have appeared these people are called Reincarnators. These reincarnated people don't have any memories nor do they have the personality of their past life so while Elizabeth Bathory might be reincarnated he won't be the exact same person. Yet all reincarnated people still share similar desires meaning even if Elizabeth Bathory once reincarnated is well a kind person they will still have that sick and twisted desire to control and torture people. I think this idea is actually somewhat good for a book

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My one mutual deserves a blahaj

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

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I am highly confused what your referencing

HA get scrunkled

what did you do to me?

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Your three thousand robotic legions mean not a thing. NOW ATTACK MY ATTACK OF 6000 ZOMBIES(Basic Necromancy Spell)

HA get scrunkled

what did you do to me?

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I'm just being weird that's all

HA get scrunkled

what did you do to me?

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AHHH a fellow necromancer good choice of spells however have you considered using the necromancy spell animal protein jello revival.

HA get scrunkled

what did you do to me?

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oh uhm very sorry QUICKLY SHE'S DISTRACTED (NECROMANCY SPELL: CORPSE EXPLOSION)

HA get scrunkled

what did you do to me?

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yeah its me I'm the necromancer ruining everyones day

Out there necromancing and ruining everyone’s day

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ah thank you yes I'll take them all my army of monstrosities are very thankful for these

Hey do you have any necromancy items in exchange I will give you this legendary fucker upper.

Looking through the archive and there are surprisingly few items that give you necromancy powers! It seems to just be the Ghost-Filled Antler Flute, the Pie of Necromancy and maybe the Skeleton Throne or the loosely-defined Crime Skeleton. Now if you've already got necromancy powers there's a lot of options, most famously the Bone Bastards and also a few other things, but really what you're gonna want to look at is the #undead tag on RandomEncounters.

If you need an item to give a character/creature necromantic powers, that's easy, just choose literally any mundane item, and slap a skull or bones motif on it, or just google "skull ___" with the slot you want to fill. Here, for example, item: Hat of the Necrocowboy

EDIT: I forgot some people use the word "necromancy" in the older sense of "speak with ghosts" instead of "raise the undead". Let's see...there's a QR code to summon Margaret Thatcher's ghost, the William Castle Patent Ghost Viewer/Remover, and when you're done with them try the Pony of Ghost Busting or the Bicycle version.

And, of course, the Tome of Ghost Seduction.

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QUICKLY THEY'RE DISTRACTED (NECROMANCY SPELL: CORPSE EXPLOSION)

HA get scrunkled

what did you do to me?

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Tumblr is like the internets greatest archive of people as both the creators of Nyan Cat and Cookie clicker are on this site and P.M. Seymour is here its like all of the internet ancients have survived here. My aunt also runs a blog about books here so yeah its an internet archive

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Character idea

A group of kobolds in a trench coat and depending on which kobold has its head peaking trough the top determines the class. There is a red(Fighter), Green(Wizard), and Blue(Rogue) Kobold and none of the 3 look at all similar but are completely oblivious because the 3 kobolds are all colorblind. The trench coat is also magically sentient and is secretly trying to help the 3 kobolds become real dragons.