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At least there's no soup to burn this time

Friend

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if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

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my hottest take

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Human Pet Guy is actually just a natural extreme in the evolution of a fetish porn author b/c it's a very well know fact that if you write a lot of fetish porn, you will inevitably end up writing a story that is basically "Fetish World: the World where everyone does my Fetish" and that's all fun and games but if you're a huge nerd (likely) you'll probably end up asking yourself how Fetish World could even be possible when obviously it would be impossible in the current sociopolitical order so now you're walking through all the political and economic changes that would be possible to enable Fetish World and before you know it you've spent way more time on worldbuilding than you have on writing the actual porn. Cybersmith simply takes this one step further. He thought through all the steps needed to make Fetish World possible and then decided those steps made enough sense that he would go out of his way to advocate for the creation of Fetish World in real life which is, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, completely fucking insane. It's such a funny concept honestly like imagine if someone read a bunch of Omegaverse fanfic and then went on Shark Tank to pitch them on bioengineering men who can get ass pregnant

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i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

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I love seagulls so much, time to look at seagulls

Heermann's gull (Larus heermanni)

Ivory gull (Pagophila eburnea)

Ross's gull (Rhodostethia rosea)

Sabine's gull (Xema sabini)

Sooty gull (Ichthyaetus hemprichii)

Swallow-tailed gull (Creagrus furcatus)

Pacific gull (Larus pacificus)

Grey-headed gull (Chroicocephalus cirrocephalus)

Herring gull (Larus argentatus)

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My sister is having another baby and I'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't an alligator.

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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ON WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We owe it all to them.

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

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God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.

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i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks