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if you can’t beat The Horrors, join The Horrors.

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I’m bored *flashbangs your mind with the entire Arkham subreddit*

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Book.

@cassandra-c-wayne

like you want to borrow one or you already took it?

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thanks man, it means a lot.

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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crash out. always crash out.

Hello!

hey little red…get out of there while you still can. Bruce is slowing you down, go do your own thing.

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How dare you guys be more traumatized than me on my own post

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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You know damn well the only person who can make a security system Steph-proof is Tim, don’t make me ask my own replacement for help keeping my shit safe from your reign of terror.

having someone who hoards classics like a crazy person is helpful when your professor thinks modern literature is a blight on society

with that being said

jason im stealing all of your books

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Nah, ‘cuz you also got that other scar I don’t have from when you got your spleen removed.

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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believe me, the second Bruce turns his back she’s gonna get it.

Also

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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Hello!

hey little red…get out of there while you still can. Bruce is slowing you down, go do your own thing.

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Someone needs to tell Babs and Tim that just because you use water to make coffee doesn’t mean it will keep you hydrated. The caffeine in tea and coffee make them diuretic.

Drink. Some. Water.

And go to sleep.

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most normal people don’t break into other people’s apartments just to steal their copies of Dorian Gray only to put it back two weeks later with a fruit roll-up wrapper stuck between the pages like a bookmark making the whole thing smell like artificial strawberry kiwi.

hope this helps.

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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Here’s a novel concept, you could try getting a library card.

It might be easier than fucking up my security system every time you need something new to read.

having someone who hoards classics like a crazy person is helpful when your professor thinks modern literature is a blight on society

with that being said

jason im stealing all of your books

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Thank you Cass, this is why you’re my favorite.

It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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It’s always “What the fuck, why do you have an autopsy scar? How did you get that?” and not “Hey, man, cool autopsy scar, it looks metal as fuck!”

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of course not. the fact you have to sip on it like it’s soup is part of its charm.

Guys my fiance wants us to move to California but like, I'm happy here in Gotham!

Cali air is so.... weird.

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Damian has a sword. Not gonna bother the demon brat and get stabbed over something you’ve already done for me once before

Jason and Dick continuously wake me up in the middle of the night to make them pb sandwiches

granted, no I'm never actually asleep but I don't like getting out of bed

guys why can't you bother Damian