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[tokenbassist]

Weird.. You look so familiar! I just can't place it.. hah...

A-anyways, I'm Scotty Pilgrim!

He held out his hand to shake for the pretty stranger. Did people still shake hands? He wouldn't know, he was kind of antisocial.

And you are...?

You were at the grocery store, having a normal day. You walked down an aisle without looking where you were going and bumped into a woman…who had an eerily familiar face.

Oh! I’m sorry about that, was I in your way?

-???

No, no! You're alright!

Scotty stumbled for some reply, almost dropping his noodles. She looked too familiar for a stranger, it was so uncanny. Scotty couldn't place it, he was always bad with faces.. but something about them...

D-do I know you-? Sorry-

[tokenbassist]

You were at the grocery store, having a normal day. You walked down an aisle without looking where you were going and bumped into a woman…who had an eerily familiar face.

Oh! I’m sorry about that, was I in your way?

-???

No, no! You're alright!

Scotty stumbled for some reply, almost dropping his noodles. She looked too familiar for a stranger, it was so uncanny. Scotty couldn't place it, he was always bad with faces.. but something about them...

D-do I know you-? Sorry-

[tokenbassist]

Fumbled so hard that the girl died, how the hell do you manage that

SHE GHOSTED ME????

[tokenbassist]

RIP scotty you would have loved milfs </3

??????????

I'm not dead??

But I do love milfs.... Single moms hit my line-

[tokenbassist]

Well, not-... Not anymore. We used to be friends some years ago.. Uh.

Scotty looked down, away from Matthew. He wasn't going to diverge anything, especially to a stranger, but.. he had a history. There was a reason to be here aside from an invite! ... Right?

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

Wh- But, I...

I'm here to mourn a friend; isn't that the point of a funeral?

Scott cocked a brow, looking almost offended. He assumed there was a reason to invite him, he was friends with Gloria... They just.. hadn't talked for a while.

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

Scotty wasn't too keen on being seen in tears; the sudden stride forward from Matthew shook him quickly to wipe aside his forming tears.

I'm-.. I-.. I was invited-

He held out the invite he had received. It was very clearly addressed to Scotty Pilgrim. He didn't quite understand the aggression, especially from a stranger (who seemed so close to Gloria). He was just a guest at an old friends funeral...

See-?

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

You'd think Scotty would care. A funeral, for god's sake... But, really, what importance did Gloria have in his life? He was just an attendee, not a friend, or lover, or family. Getting stupid invites from her was already annoying enough. A funeral invite? Come on...

Actually... Maybe he did care. He had spent so long thinking of her, and finding out she was dead? They'd never resolve.. whatever it was. Maybe (just maybe) he started to tear up.

*He eventually stands next to the vace. He took a shaky breath holding his chest. He stood there for a second bracing himself*

Hello... I'm glad everyone that attended this funeral...

*He noticeably looks at the vace*

Here lies the best partner anyone could ask for... she was also a good friend to others. Love to many good or bad.

Me and her had our ups and downs. Yet, I wouldn't change it for the world, and I would never wish for it to end like this.

I have plans to propose, to be with her forever... But fate isn't always not meant to be...

*He does a few sniffles like he was trying not to cry*

Her sparks... we're the only ones I ever needed... the only ones I desire...

*Then a few tears let it flow of them went down his face, mascara obscuring it. He quickly grabbed his handkerchief and half heartedly rubbed it leaving a smear*

I'm not sure if I'll be fully normal again after this, but I know- I know that's not what she would want for me!...

She would want me to live on as normal... so I will in her wish.

...

*Some more tears streamed down using his handkerchief again touching them before they fully fell down his face. Then he looked at the crowd*

Thank you for listening...

*He walked off his head hang low as he did*

@gideonnotgordon @gman777nogoose @tokenbassist @askgmangraves @violet-varley

[tokenbassist]

Hello, I hope this message finds you in good health. As you know some of us are not as lucky. I am hosting a funeral for Gloria Graves departure. It is today at 4:00 pm by [insert location]. I hope even by the shock of the news you're able to attend the this event.

*-* Matthew Patel (Hybrid universe one)

A funeral... Great.

[tokenbassist]

I mean, she was really good at it. Still is, I guess.

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

I uh.. guess she ghosted me too hard.

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

So, uh... She's.. dead. Now I feel bad.

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

It was just some time ago. I still see her sometimes, but not often anymore.

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

She was online, like, constantly. I'd see her online and shoot her a message.. but nothing. Sometimes she'd go offline after I texted her.

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

Who?

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

I'd say.. arguably more famous? Dunno..

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.

[tokenbassist]

I met a girl at a concert once, I was really into her, but.. I guess when wasn't into me. We talked for a bit, but she ghosted me. Won't share her name, since she's um... Popular? But...

No offense, but I texted you every day. Like, multiple times a day. You were online! I wanted to be a good friend, but nooo... Ol' Scotty boy wasn't good enough, was he? Well, good job! Making me feel like shit was your goal? You did fantastic.