My name is Leslie. Destruction is a part of everything. I literally don't know what I'm doing here. I'm poly and pan and my pronouns are whatever the fuck you wanna call me. Please interact, I'm bored.
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At a family gathering this weekend, which happens like twice a year, me and my cousin were bemoaning social media. We agreed that FB is our parents generation and tiktok is our kid's generation, but what was ours? He jokingly said Myspace and we had a good laugh about that. And then it hit me. TWITTER.
My 70 yo aunt had to remind us that it's called X now
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Frank is Eddie. He paints himself as the victim and makes goddamn sure everyone sees it.
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This implies I ever stop thinking about it
🫵HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HOW BUCK AND TOMMY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER TODAY🫵
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Wore a couple modified shirts recently and someone asked “how?” so my illustrator background made me draw this because work was slow ✂️ Featuring examples at the end— drawn in Procreate.


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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Heat of the Moment playing at work at 9am. Is this a good or a bad sign 🤨?
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Lucy the vampire, you did not deserve that
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New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
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Bad Day at Black Rock will always be my favorite episode
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You can stir the pot bitch, but you are still sitting in shit
Ok just noticed something. The wife is always the crazy anti something on The Pitt 🤨
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Ok just noticed something. The wife is always the crazy anti something on The Pitt 🤨
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I asked my dad's wife to borrow a crockpot (yes she has multiple) because last week I bought a 6 lb pork roast cuz it was on sale for $1 a pound and she was like "oh I don't really pay attention to grocery prices but that sounds like a good deal."
I can't even imagine. Every week I cross reference the local grocery store ad (which is where she also shops) with my shopping app to make the most of my food stamps and that's what I'm eating that week. Anything else I get the cheap stuff at Walmart.
Anyway, I'm eating pulled pork sandwiches for the next week 👍
#food#poor#she is so spoiled#she was a single mom on a school teacher salary#over 10 years ago#guess she forgot what it's like
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Somebody talk to me. I'm so bored and I'm stuck in bed because I fucked up my shoulder.
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Damn I forgot how good the first few seasons of Supernatural was
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I was just thinking about this post YESTERDAY 😂

















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