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its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + facts | part 2 > (part 1)

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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + facts (part 2)

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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + facts | part 3 > (part 1) & (part 2)

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I do unfortunately think some people on the internet need to learn that my body my choice also extends to the choices you don't agree with like having a child, weight loss medication, modesty clothing, etc. if I doesn't affect you than it's none of your business

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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we need 2 normalize characters who dgaf about romance

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thinking about that time my mom ordered a bottle of vitamins online and they arrived with the tamper seal broken and she was going to just take them anyway and in desperation i had to bust out the “you know they never solved the chicago tylenol murders” to get her to mail them back

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@dinlukeweek day 7: Mermaid/Sailor / Comedic Miscommunication

in which pirate din djarin is tasked with trying to return merbaby grogu to his people

(commission info // tip jar!)

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I think I am going to have Ovid Girl Summer if anyone wants to join (👀) BUT I also just reached a point in my dnd campaign where I'm contemplating more than ever the constriction of time into a single grotesque generation which of course means it's time to read the Oedipus cycle again

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂

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for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

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