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SnS Cast in the 21st century

Rikkard Ambrose:

- The Mysterious™ Business man with an unlockable Tragic Past™

-Basically the same as he is in the 1800s except with the newest iPhone

-Runs on coffee and bitterness

-“what is a may may?”

-mutters ‘millenials’ bitterly into his 7th cup of coffee even though hes a millenial

-wears a suit to sleep

Lillian Linton:

-hardcore feminist. spends her weekend at rallies. has probably strangled 3 men

-the ‘We can do it!’ poster is plastered all over her apartment

-H I P S T ER AF

-probably goes to obscure coffee shops and shit

-lives on planet twitter

-quotes vines and memes on the daily

-has probably made out with a girl once or twice before

-went to prom in a suit and looked hotter than any guy there

Captain James Carter:

-eVeN more hipster???

-wears the tackiest clothes alive

-hufflepuff✨

-low-key into memes

-BIBIBIBIBI

-probably does yoga or ballet or some other artsy shit

-did I mention hes a huge dork??

Patsy Cusack:

-LESBIAN

-She’s a butch mothERFUCKER

-has and will stab a man

-constantly planning world domination (and posts all about it on Tumblr)

-secretly watches beauty gurus at 3 am

-lets not forget hardcore feminist

Daniel Eugene Dalgliesh:

-frat guy

-every woman’s worst nightmare

-plays the Nice Guy™ card

-'my father will hear about this’

-at one point played football or some other shitty sport

-still pokes people on Facebook in 2018

Adaira Ambrose:

-closet bi

-tries to act tough but is actually very soft

-that one nice kid who somehow ends up in the 'rich brats’ circle

-very basic

-Starbucks and t-swift

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lit rally finished this entire series in like 3 days and theres a gaping hole in my heart i cant stop thinkigng abt them hhfmdgshsnngs

TumblrNotes: Storm and Silence

So @floralpinktaylor and I decided to collaborate on this post together. She drew the lovely fanart on the coverpage and wrote the book summary while I did the character list. Hope you all enioy!

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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IM SOBBIGDN

number five - steve rogers x reader

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Word Count: 2.8k

Warnings: A lot of language, I’m sorry, it just really fit with the character I was writing! Also, pregnancy ands kids and all that with some fluffity Steve

A/N: This is my entry for @teamcap4bucky‘s 2K Celebration! Congrats on 2K lovely, you absolutely deserve it and seem like a wonderful person! I had a lot of fun writing this, as I don’t often write about our faves having kids…couldn’t help myself this time though. And don’t forget, on Wednesday we begin Hello Spring! Anyway, without further ado…

Prompt: “Turn around for me baby, I want to see you.”

masterlist is in my bio and tags will be in a reblog…enjoy!

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“Keep that man away from me!” you shout, storming off the quinjet with purposeful steps into the compound.

“Sweetheart, please!” Steve called out to you, a desperate note in his voice that tugged at your heart strings and would have sent you back into his arms had your mind not been swirling. Instead, you ignored him and continued the way you were going, getting inside, rounding the corner and putting as much distance between you and the bastard as possible.

As soon as you were well away from him you stopped walking and let out a guttural screech, punching the wall before you knew what you were doing. You’d hardly punched it hard, your self-preservation instincts kicking in to stop you but the sting in your knuckles stopped you from doing it again, even if you really, really wanted to. You let out a shaky exhale, closing your eyes as you leant your head against the wall, your body giving in to the exhaustion as all the adrenaline leaked out of your body.

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sam: fuck dude hell yea we would

bucky: what the Fuck, man

Steve, to Bucky and Sam: If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches

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HOLD UP. Steve probably couldn’t drink coffee pre-serum because it did shit to his heart. Like, he’d try drinking a cup, but then his heart would start beating so fast that he felt like it was about to explode and he’d tremble so violently that Bucky would have to hold him down ‘cause he was legit worried that Steve would shake his own atoms into nothingness. 

Post-serum, he goes ham. He drinks 3 pots, and stands in the corner, eyes wide and silvery. Bucky asks if he’s okay. “When I am inevitably sent to Hell, I will fight the Devil and come out the victor,” Steve whispers. 

“Dude, holy shit.” 

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I want a guy who sends random nudes during the day and eats carbs with me at night.

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There’s a thunderstorm going on outside and every Romantic bone in my frantic little body wants to go outside and get soaked to the skin, there’s something so enormous and vital about being wet through with rain, or swimming in the sea, or leaning against a high wind. I was definitely put on this earth to die of consumption before the age of 25

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The Avengers getting thrown forward in time for some reason and it turns out that they’ve gone down in history as legends but, somewhat like the Greek Gods, all the information and facts about them is warped almost beyond recognition and they spend the entire time in the future just being offended by how incorrect everything is

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this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

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Steve: can I stay at your house everyone I know is trying to kill me but if they know you’re involved they might kill you too :/

Sam:

Steve: can you look for my best friend for me I would do it myself but I gotta fight these robots :/

Sam:

Steve: hey can you go against the us government with me I disagree with them so I’m going to do what I want you might get in trouble though :/

Sam:

Steve: welcome back it’s 2023 and you’ve been dead for five years I’m sure you want a break but can you be captain america normally I’d do it myself but I’m 93 :/

Sam:

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real talk for a second tho I love how anthony mackie laughs in the face of sebastian stan’s insecurities and squashes every doubt the dude’s ever had about himself by at every opportunity being like “Sebastian Stan CERTIFIED LADY KILLER what an absolute dreamboat - and he can act! Where is his Oscar? He won’t ask for one because he’s so HUMBLE and GOOD and KIND. I tell you what ladies if I were you I’d be snatching him up RIGHT NOW what a CATCH” like dude is really just 100% there for his friend

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The Genius page for Hozier’s new song No Plan is the funniest thing right now.

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why do guys look so hot when they drive

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Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

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i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise