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Hermione Granger and the Audacity of this Bitch™ requested by anon

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NoW iM gOiNg To BeD bEfOrE eItHeR yOu CoMe Up WiTh AnOtHeR cLeVeR iDeA tO gEt Us KiLlEd, Or WoRsE... eXpElLeD

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No nose harry

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I can deffo see sirius doing this. This is now officially headcannon😃👍 credit to @ada-lovegood on insta

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[In the Weasley groupchat]

Fred: Idk is the most mysterious acronym

Ron: Literally everyone knows what that means?

George: Then what does it mean?

Ron: I don't know

Fred: See? Nobody does

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Draco: Dude! If I weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos, am I mean 1% nacho?

Me: What?

Draco: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?

Lucius: Dude, what are you talking about?!

Draco: Bruh! Which orange came first? The color or the fruit?

Bellatrix: Huh? Oh, wait, you got a point there.

Draco: If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

Me: Was there something in that apple juice you drank?

Draco: If you’re born deaf, what language would you think in?

Voldemort: Ughhhhhhhhhh!

Draco: If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Narcissa: Mhm…

Draco: If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?

Me: Alright, I’m going to bed before I get a contact high from listening to you.

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Ginny: My. Whole. Life.

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James: He's so young, he mostly looks like a potato with eyes.

Lily: You do realize that this is our child you're talking about?

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This explains everything :)

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yea... quidditch

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god diggidy damn

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oop

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