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I love a man who can pick a lock.

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john: go tell your brother to get his ass up so we can leave

sam: okay! can i say ass?

john: uh, sure, whatever

sam: :)

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sam, slamming dean’s door open: dad said to get your stupid, MOTHERFUCKING, lazy ass UP so we can get the FUCK out of this shithole RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Turns out the muffin man is a witch, entrancing people the people on his road (self deemed Drury lane) to come get his bakery items, and something with the children. Maybe he uses them as ingredients, or he thinks he’s saving them and feeds them muffins made from their parents. Draws power from the children’s life force like a shtriga/pied piper. Somethings there. I know it.

sam and dean find the muffin man

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I’m sobbing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How many days in mystery spot do you think Sam said he wasn’t feeling to well and just stayed in bed while Dean went out to die? Like not accepting that was what was happening, but just so tired of seeing his brother torn away from him in crappy cartoonish ways. Like part of me knows he didn’t because he was determined to save his brother because it was his fault Dean was dying. His fault Dean sold his soul. But part of me thinks after watching Dean die so many times. There was once or twice he decided to stay, maybe it would make a difference, maybe not. He had to try. But he’d wake up not 30 minutes later to heat of the moment. I don’t know. Just Sam angst.

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How many days in mystery spot do you think Sam said he wasn’t feeling to well and just stayed in bed while Dean went out to die? Like not accepting that was what was happening, but just so tired of seeing his brother torn away from him in crappy cartoonish ways. Like part of me knows he didn’t because he was determined to save his brother because it was his fault Dean was dying. His fault Dean sold his soul. But part of me thinks after watching Dean die so many times. There was once or twice he decided to stay, maybe it would make a difference, maybe not. He had to try. But he’d wake up not 30 minutes later to heat of the moment. I don’t know. Just Sam angst.

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You get it

Its so frusturating how unsacred Sam being called "Sammy" became. Like it used to be "Only my brother gets to call me Sammy" "Only I get to call him Sammy" And now no one bats an eye when some new low level antagonist is flirting with them and calling Sam "Sammy"

They've just accepted it and its so frustrating.

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This feels like something, but as you can see it’s 11:37 at night and I’m tired.

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Really it follows the shows theme of Sam losing his autonomy constantly. Between the demon blood, Meg possessing him, everything with Ruby, being Lucifer’s vessel, losing his soul, the Becky situation, gadreel, Crowley, Toni Bevel. I mean it’s all so clear. Like the one consistent thing they did in the show was torture Sam and Dean and take away Sam’s bodily autonomy, often times giving it to Dean. Because the times Sam does have bodily autonomy, he gets yelled at for it. Amy Pond, Amelia, going to college, so like yeah, it kind of tracks that Sam would let it go, not because he stopped caring, but because over and over and over again he was shown what he cared about didn’t matter and that he was dirty and unclean down to the bone.

Its so frusturating how unsacred Sam being called "Sammy" became. Like it used to be "Only my brother gets to call me Sammy" "Only I get to call him Sammy" And now no one bats an eye when some new low level antagonist is flirting with them and calling Sam "Sammy"

They've just accepted it and its so frustrating.

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When Ao3 (Tumblr's wife) is down...

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Fucking Yes!!!!

new samjess fic lets go

so, you know the whole 'jessica is secretly a hunter' tropes in supernatural fics right??

now, I raise you; Jessica is secretly an agent for the British Men of Letters to spy on Sam bc the BMOL knows about the yellow eyed demon and is scared about the possibility that demon's may be able to multiply by feeding humans their blood. Jessica is send to observe him but after 4 years, is decided he's not a risk and everything is fine.

just before jessica is pulled out, she is almost killed by the yellow-eyed demon, but her extraction team pulls her out before she can actually die, but after sam sees her on the ceiling, so he thinks she's dead.

after she recovers from the stabbing and burning, Jessica asks about Sam and is told he thinks she's dead, found the yellow eyed demon and killed him, and then went back to college and moved on with someone else. they tell her he's happy and set to be married.

that low key breaks Jessica, who was secretly in love with sam, but she recognized that she can't be with him long term anyway bc she's a british spy, and Sam is happy and in love with someone else, she can't take that away from him.

Years later, she finds out that was never the case, and he's been a hunter, and missing her all this time. hyjinks ensue when the two of them reunite under very different circumstances.

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19 days until accomplice to the villain comes out is too long. I’ve already been waiting a year, and now I’ve reread I’m ready now!!

Anyway. I love this series. I forgot so much that happened in the second book (which makes sense when you read a book in one sitting) especially the last few chapters. Anyway. Gideon/Keely I love, obviously Blade/Rebecka, and the Villain/Evie, and I love love love Becky&Evie being besties. Absolute queens.

Is it August 5th yet?

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In the secret good supernatural that lives in my head. The Winchester brothers are often okay with one king because they find comfort being close to each other. And they know they aren’t going to see these people again let them think what they want. Type of deal. They’re weird about each other. Specifically immediately after someone close to them dies. (Jess, John, Bobby, etc.) hating each other close is comforting. Fuck everyone else.

They do occasionally correct people. But not the looks. Of someone asks, they say they’re brothers. But they grew up in motels with their father. They were gonna be weird. Plus when John was there they’d had to share a bed. Or someone sleep on the couch.

Edit: important to note that Dean still inevitably complains about people jumping to conclusions. As he should. It’s annoying.

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I have a type, and he’s in trouble most of the time

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Apprentice to the villain is out here furthering my aspec Trystan Maverine agenda with the lines:

“A few seconds passes before Sage reached down, took a spoonful of mashed potatoes and thick brown gravy, and brought it to her mouth with a gentle moan. “So good.”

His knees almost buckled.

He’d never reacted this way to any woman, to any person.”

I will die on this hill.

Trystan Maverine AKA the Villain, is on the aromantic spectrum, probably demiromantic. Chapter 18 of assistant to the Villain. I promise. I just read it.

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His nightlight is a little tornado!!!! I’d forgotten! Agjahhdhajakjzgsjsbshhdkdnbdhsjansbgdjs

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They share a favorite stained glass window and don’t know it!!

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OH MY GOD!! Cosmopolitan has released chapter 2 of Apprentice To The Villain as a sneek peek!!!!

Obviously they couldn't post chapter 1 since that would be major spoilery because it's from another character's pov neither Evie or The Villain's

I'm gonna go read it now but Hannah just did a LIVE on Tik Tok and there were a lot of people who said that it HURT! So I'm just a teeny bit scared right now. BUT LETS GO!!

Edit:

*sobbing on a pillow* DAMN IT HANNAH!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE FIRST LINE WOMAN!!

Oh god I need to read the rest no BUT NOT COOL HANNAH SO NOT COOL!!!