tony-snark-bitches
tony-snark-bitches
Tony Snark
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tony-snark-bitches · 3 months ago
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Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark
IRON MAN
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tony-snark-bitches · 4 months ago
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tony-snark-bitches · 4 months ago
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he has a kink, okay? leave him alone!
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tony-snark-bitches · 5 months ago
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#walk walk fashion baby
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tony-snark-bitches · 6 months ago
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“You alright?”
“Always”
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tony-snark-bitches · 6 months ago
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Obadiah Stane using Howard Stark as manipulation + last jabs as he tried killing Tony
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tony-snark-bitches · 6 months ago
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Tony: [on the phone] Where are you?
Peter: [also on the phone] I’m waiting for the subway
Tony: Well hurry up
Peter: [panicking] I don’t know how to wait any faster???
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Platonic Thor/Loki - Relationship, platonic Tony Stark/Loki Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Odin (Mentioned) - Character, Frigga (mentioned) - Character, Huginn-and-Muninn (Marvel), mentions of thanos and his children, Mentions of Fury, Jarvis, mentions of Bruce Banner, more to be added Additional Tags: Bad Habbits, Coping Mechanisms, PTSD, Mind Control, Torture, Blood, Self Harm, self hatred, Bad Thoughts, Anxiety, Pain, Torment, no sleep, Insomnia, Nightmares, Suicidal Thoughts, Zoning Out, Knives, Cutting, Burning mention, Loki Needs a Hug, Mistrust, gender non conforming, gender questioning, bad past, recurring problems, gotcha for gaza event, thor gotcha for gaza event, will be added to after event!, More to add - Freeform, budding friendship, may turn to more Series: Part 6 of Marvel Summary:
Prompt by @unityrain24 on tumblr/ao3 - ‘Loki committing self harm. I’ve read a lot of fics that include Loki committing self-harm, but they always end prematurely with someone walking in or the plot moving on to other things, or they don’t describe it in much detail or only have Loki very mild forms of self harm or whatnot, but i just really want a fic that the focus is just on Loki committing self harm. and being mentally ill. Self-hatred.’
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Loki liked to spend time on the rooftop of the tower. Nobody really noticed his absence, and he liked it that way, because he wasn’t sure what he would do if someone found out he’d spend hours up there, losing himself to his thoughts and his past.
He holds this secret close, never having told anyone of his 'coping mechanisms’ over his many years. And he plans to keep it that way. Besides, who would care that the god of mischief was taking his thoughts out on himself? Nobody had cared in the past. Why would anything change now?
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For the Thor Gotcha for Gaza event, warnings apply from tags.
This series will be continued after the event as I have enjoyed writing this! Hope you all enjoy and check out the other stories/art in the event!
Thank you for the prompt and I hope you enjoy what I did with it!
@MCUThorAction
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Tony Stark/Reader, More to be added - Relationship Characters: Reader, Tony Stark, ocs for story purposes, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Loki, Thor, Fury - Character, Maria Hill, more to be added, Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts, Peter Parker, wanda mazimoff, Vision, T'Challa, Bucky Barnes, Happy Hogan, James Rhodes Additional Tags: Soulmate AU, Self Harm, Scars, battles, Fighting, Blood, Vomit, Anorexia, Body Dysmorphia, Cutting, Abuse, Not between main pairings, marvel timeline, Hydra, SHIELD, Violence, Anxiety, Anxiety Attacks, Panic Attack, Disordered Eating, Disordered thinking, spiralling thoughts, lying, hiding secrets, Shame, Depression, more to be added - Freeform, Eventual Comfort, Unsure Relationships, Rocky beginning, Protective Tony, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Has a Heart Series: Part 5 of Marvel Summary:
I don't tend to write soulmate AU's, but I had the idea for this one and while I'm sure it's already been done somewhere in some fandom, I wanted to bring it to life.
Trigger warning there will be a lot of mentions of self harm, scarring, blood, wounds and depression, including other mental illnesses and I probably won't be holding back because I need a vent fic right now. So if this sounds too intense for you right now please come back another day, or check out some of my other, less intense stories!
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In this world, soulmates are linked by one specific thing; scars.
Some would wake one day to find surgery scars on their body, others would have accidental scarring appear when someone had bumped into something or gotten into an accident. But some found themselves linked to people who took their own pain out on themselves. While it was rare, as people didn't want to upset the person they were pretty much destined to be with in most instances, some simply couldn't stop those thoughts a feelings.
This is the story of Tony Starks soulmate, and how they helped each other heal.
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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The Invincible Iron Man - The Marvel Super-Heroes (1966)
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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smooth, bucket.
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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Jour 24 : Expédition
Day 24 : Expedition
Dessin traditionnel tracé au crayon à papier puis encré avec les stylos Pigma Micron, de la taille 005 (0,25 mm) à la taille 8 (0,50 mm).
Tony Stark, alias Iron Man, se décrit comme tel :
"Un génie, milliardaire, play-boy, philanthrope."
C'est aussi un amoureux des technologies, en particulier robotiques. En plus de son affection pour J.A.R.V.I.S et Friday, il s'est donné pour mission de secourir les astromobiles abandonnées sur Mars par la NASA. Après Curiosity, il est allé secourir Opportunity et Persévérance.
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Traditional drawing traced with pencil then inked with Pigma Micron pens, from size 005 (0.25 mm) to size 8 (0.50 mm).
Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, describes himself as such:
“A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.”
He is also a lover of technology, particularly robotics. In addition to his affection for J.A.R.V.I.S and Friday, he has made it his mission to rescue the rovers abandoned on Mars by NASA. After Curiosity, he went to rescue Opportunity and Perseverance.
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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If you wanna see Cap and Tony flirt for an hour and 11 minutes, watch Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United.
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And if you wanna see Hulk and Tony be dumbasses (with the occasional best friend moments) for an hour and 11 minutes, watch Iron Man and Hulk: Heroes United. 😭
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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Bruce: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this.
Tony: That’s the nicest way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” I’ve ever seen.
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tony-snark-bitches · 7 months ago
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Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark Spider-Man: Homecoming
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tony-snark-bitches · 8 months ago
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Tony's surgeries in the cave: Part 2. First Surgery
All injuries caused by the explosion:
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Shrapnel in the chest, mainly in the sternum area. Many barbs are too deep to be removed under these circumstances. Some of the shrapnel could have entered the heart through the blood vessels and damaged it, leading to sick sinus syndrome (arrhythmia).
Small wounds on the torso.
Long cut on the left collarbone.
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Minor shrapnel wounds to the face and neck.
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A trail of shrapnel wounds on the right forearm (with which he covered his face during the explosion).
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Several barbs also hit the legs.
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Blast injury (signs that we can see: lungs - wheezing; ears - bleeding; brain - confusion). The explosion itself could also damage the heart, causing arrhythmia.
Interesting fact - in the scene below, you can see that the explosion sent shrapnel through Tony. Barbs entered his chest and came out of his back. And you can see how big the wounds are.
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Although while in the long run it's better for the shrapnel to go right through rather than get stuck in the body, in the short run he'd be very dead very soon.
For this reason and for the reason that there's no any sign of damage to his back after this scene, we should disregard this as a mistake made by visual effects specialists. But it's still a good idea for a fanfic.
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What Yinsen did during the first surgery:
Stopped the bleeding.
Dealt with the consequences of the blast injury.
Performed sternotomy (cutting through the sternum and then reconnecting it). Removed the most dangerous shrapnel from Tony's chest.
Bolted an electromagnet to Tony's sternum and plugged it to a car battery to create a magnetic field that would attract the barbs and keep them away from Tony's heart.
Removed shrapnel from the rest of Tony's body.
Treated and stitched up the wounds.
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What Yinsen did not do during the first surgery:
He did not remove Tony's sternum (sternectomy) because he didn't implant anything deep there.
He did not implant a pacemaker.
He did not implant the titanium socket for the reactor, because he didn't plan to implant it.
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