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since we’re doing blurbs i figured i’d do a short one of each + the ads they’ll probably have.

aaron tveit aka elias williams, an ex-addict who now does day labor jobs and is looking to make up for all the years he felt he ruined while he wasn’t sober. he’ll have an ad going up for ex friends and lovers that he hurt in the past. he’s the twin of asher williams.

jamie dornan aka garrett reid, an arms dealer who hides his sociopathic nature under carefully crafted charisma. he has an ad going up for his fiance (who he’s unfaithful to), and two lovers, one male one female. he’s the cousin of parker reid.

selena gomez aka olivia estrada, a physical trainer who used to be a professionally touring dancer and stopped once her mother fell ill. she has kind of a thing for older men/women and has a want ad going up for a flirtation and potential lover.

chris evans aka parker reid, a bookstore owner who escaped his mob-like family by being utter trash and getting disowned. he really struggles with the things he did for his family and his gambling addiction. he’ll have an ad going up for his business partner and another for his younger sister. he’s the cousin of garrett reid. 

rami malek aka phoenix grove, a househusband who leads support groups for struggling members of the LGBT community. haunted by an abusive past but wanting to save people from theirs, his house always has room for one more person. he’ll have an ad going up for his fiance, with whom he has a semi-open relationship.

milo ventimiglia aka sebastian cali, a medical engineer who made his fortune off patenting a new kind of cast for broken limbs and being on a team to further develop an injectable male birth control. a slightly neurotic workaholic, he’s struggling with his problems with intimacy by trying to work out his relationships through his three “sugar babies” (though he’d never call them that), two of whom will be requested. he’ll also have an angsty, albeit maybe triggering, ad going up for a girl he didn’t know he wronged in the past.

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If you were my girlfriend, you'd be my little spoon, I would keep hugging you always, I would take care of you and make sure you're okay always. We would play video games and watch marvel movies all the time, and you'd always be on my mind

what the fuck this is so cute

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Can I get "If you were my girlfriend..." messages?

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Phillipa Soo attends the 70th Annual Tony Awards at The Beacon Theatre on June 12, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

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hey sorry for bothering you but do you have a list of happy lgbt movies with a happy ending? the orlando shooting really wrecked me and i need to watch something positive :/

you are not bothering me at all, pal, please don’t think that.

my list of happy m/m movies

my list of happy f/f movies

my list of lgbt comedies

i hope you enjoy them, and please take care of yourself ❤❤❤

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Tfw you’re a deer and you just want your deer snacks so you bow politely and respectfully

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alias: renee

age: 21

pronouns: she/her

timezone: MST

plots you’re addicted to: trash plots tbh. sugar baby plots, INCOMPATIBLE CRIME PARTNERS like a really lowkey arms dealer who sells in the back of a highly energetic person’s antique shop or something, siblings who stick together through hell, age difference plots, and anything gay.

what attracts you to a site: i’m a coder so i like really nice...fonts. like i have a boner for typography. i also like seeing admin who post in the shippers they accept and are highly active outside of themselves. and of course an open environment is always so nice!

blurb: so i’m 21!! i work mid-afternoon to late-ish nights so i’m mostly around in the morning to annoy people before they’ve had their morning coffee. but i have most weekends free! some tuesdays. uh i like comics like specifically spiderman. i mean i also like batman villains so i’ll read comics specifically for THEIR arcs (harley quinn, hush, and jason todd are my children tho jason isn’t technically a villain but w/e) and also just for the hell of it but if spiderman’s in it, i cry and shake a little, it’s great. also an avid gamer + pokemon fanatic and overall giant nerd. 

suggestions?: whispers if you don’t have google chrome, get it, but that’s just a life suggestion tbh.

gif:  

I’m always Linda Belcher tbh.

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“You are so brave and quiet, I forget you are suffering.” - Ernest Hemingway

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make me choose: ↳ anonymous asked: Fifth Harmony or Little Mix?

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Look - you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin’ construction, I’ll fuckin’ kill you. That’s not a threat; now, that’s a fact. I’ll fuckin’ kill you.

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my aesthetic is jason todd punching people in the jaw for insulting his dad.

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“Besides, aren’t you Jewish?” - Poison Ivy

“Ooh-ooh, Mr. J is gonna plotz when he sees this!” 

“And Happy Hanukkah, chump!”

 Happy #JewishComicsDay! According to her creator, Paul Dini, Harley is officially a bisexual Jewish girl, so I decided to pay a little tribute to one of my favorite super villains for the occasion!

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“The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist…” ―R. Lutece, Barriers to Trans-Dimensional Travel, 1889 

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the marvel wiki has a page for pansexual characters and 4/5 of the characters are deadpool