tonytheclocksbowtie

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Paige and Tony

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Its not clocking to you that im standing on business

then get off business?? do you have a job??

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the glass community all believes that glass DOES have serious ass right? like we're all on the same page that he has major cake?

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IT"!!!! IT!!!!!

hey. i caught this zagan for you.

GIVE ME HAND IT OVER I NEED HIM GIVE TIT TO ME NOW

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hey. i caught this zagan for you.

GIVE ME HAND IT OVER I NEED HIM GIVE IT TO ME NOW

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I wrote a poem for you

In the midst of feasting,

My heart is creaking,

(and cracking)

Bexause you are breaking (the marriage uhmmm permit)

Anyway i forgot the rest but there qas zagam somewhere in there

ZAGN JOHNNY WESTERN MENTIONED=????? OH MY GODNESS GRACIOUS MY GOATED BEATIFUL HANDSOKME UNDERRATED KING ZAGAN JOHNNY WESTERN HAS BEEN MENTIONED???!!!!!!!

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hey, dont tell anyone but i heard that a certain johnny has been hanging around your house recently. And you didnt hear this from me, yeah kids?!

OH HES BEEN HERE ALRIGHT. he will NOT leave and i do NOT allow him to until somepony in this house is mpregged and it is NOT gonna be me

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AMERICUHH RAHHH LOWER UR GROCERY PRICESS RAAA

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happy pride month! to you especially..

you know what they say... you point a finger at somepony, three fingers point back at you...

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Unironically just happened

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I was going to add a follow up that ronove is top of his class because he’s the only one paying attention but I had to look up the student council guys names and two tone is named Zagan Johnny Western and im still recovering from that

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creeper rp:

hsss...... hssss..... walk walk walk walk..... hsssSSSSSSS *explodes* *dead*

YOU DESTROY MY HOUSE YOU DESTROY MY LIFE YOU DESTROY MY WILL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EITHER DROP THOSE DISCS OR LEAVE ME ALONE

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Whats ur LGBT level

Tony the clock

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are you forklift certified

Unfortunately

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what do you think about tiny golden bootrs?

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whats ur opinion on emo rock and kangaroos

first of all,i fw w/ emo rock HEAVY dont even play i would neva in a million years say "this is the only emo band i like" as that would be against MY VERY BEING and secondly, i do NOT fw kangorros IM RUNNING 4 MY LIF HELL NAW DAWG IM OUT

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tony or greec3e

while Greece is my beloved husband and part of my devious soul, i would never be able to choose anyone over my first love Tony the talking clock! he has been there for me through thick and thin and its like he was the one to guide my soul to the pure whimsy and joy i feel now. he is the finest tumblr sexyman i have ever encountered and i would not give it up for anything else oh my goodness gracious i need one private lessons with him to turn that shade of blue into a nice off white