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MOVED

I am moving to @tonythetigersusedjockstrap2 come on over mutuals >:)

Feel free to unfollow this blog, I will no longer use it. I’ll occasionally reblog the interesting posts here on the new blog anyways. I will only delete this account one once I’ve reblogged everything so it’ll take a while.

For the sake of recognition, my past urls were rorotrashu and tatayeet. My main is @rorotoru. I made a silly post about wet lettuce years ago. I can’t remember how else I met some mutuals lmao

SEE YOU

2021.02.14

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MOVED

I am moving to @tonythetigersusedjockstrap2 come on over mutuals >:)

Feel free to unfollow this blog, I will no longer use it. I'll occasionally reblog the interesting posts here on the new blog anyways. I will only delete this account one once I’ve reblogged everything so it’ll take a while.

For the sake of recognition, my past urls were rorotrashu and tatayeet. My main is @rorotoru. I made a silly post about wet lettuce years ago. I can’t remember how else I met some mutuals lmao

SEE YOU

2021.02.14

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ok listen. just hear me out. hxh gang as pokemon trainers

gon would like normal, grass and fighting types. people are scared of him because he can somehow walk right up to a bewear and hug it without getting killed on the spot. he probably has a buneary on his team, as well as the aforementioned bewear. he’d also have crazy good shiny luck

killua would of course like electric types, but also ghost types since i feel that the whole zoldyck family would have them. he’d definitely have a gengar that was bred for competitive battles. idk how he’d get one, but zeraora would be a perfect match for him. i can see him with an alolan meowth/persian as well

leorio probably wouldnt be a trainer per se, but someone that helps out at the pokemon center. he didnt have a pokemon partner growing up but he cant help but become attached to the newborn happiny that he helped hatch. he was ecstatic when they let him keep it (but of course, on the inside, bc he has an Image to uphold)

kurapika….oh man. he has a phantump that he’s way too protective of and never really talks about. he’s wary of bug types for obvious reasons. his partner would probably be an urshifu, single-strike style. or maybe an absol… i just get a lot of dark type vibes from him. i think medicham would be a good match for him as well

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Might move this shitpost blog🤔

I was a dumbass for creating two accounts when I could’ve just made this a sideblog ALSO this blog is a fuckin mess I wanna start over

It might take a while as I’m currently going thru all 3k posts here and reblogging the good ones. But who knows maybe I’ll change my mind lmao

also why doesn’t Tumblr allow you to turn a primary blog into a sideblog 😡😡😡

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Excuse me?! I am going to need a full version of this shanty from these two IMMEDIATELY.

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I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away

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♥Sakura Teto WIP♥

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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME

CAMEL BALLS

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artists either wear ugly ass comfort clothes or The Most Extra Shit i’ve never met an artist who just wears jeans and a nice shirt i’m convinced they don’t exist

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the rules don’t apply

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do you ever feel like time just froze cuz none of your friends are available none of your mutuals are active and your feed on every single goddamn social media platform feels dead all of a sudden and you feel like you could run a marathon RIGHT UFKCING NOW or write a complete novel or infodump for 4 hours about literally anything but you have nobody to talk to and i mean sure i can play webkinz or moviestarplanet or some shit but talking to strangers is not the same and is literally the most stressful experience ever so you hold in your energy cuz it might scare them or whatever but you’re dyin g internally but anyways talking to people live in a game requires you to sit down and focus on the game which is not something you can do cuz every 2 seconds you get up and walk around and sit back down and open 14 tabs and your computer slows down then you get up and walk around then you get your phone and lay on your bed and scroll through pinterest cuz at least that constantly gives you new shit on your feed but it’s a huge time waster since i’ll either find so many cool pics i forget about the passage of time or i find a shitty comment and open my notes app and write 3k words worth of unfinished sentences because i know what i want to say but not how to phrase it and i dont wanna sound like an idiot when i think about posting my rant on my instagram story not like it matters considering i only end up posting 1/10 of them and instantly regret it half the time so i just wasted 50% of my phone battery and 2 hours of my time and either STILL nobody is available or i just missed 200 messages on a sicc group chat and i get angry do you ever feel like that???????

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Today’s aesthetic: seeing people describing epic tales of heroism, betrayal and loss from their favourite video game, then looking up the game in question and being confronted with the fact that every single character in it looks like pastel goth Hatsune Miku.