too-many-kin-not-enough-time

[too-many-kin-not-enough-time]

kin (hal, canon call)

*a wild and hella long canon call appears. sorry not sorry.*

what up, im hal, im a kin, and i never f******g asked your opinion karen

anyway sup im hal strider and im looking for roxy and sawtooth. you don't even have to be *my* roxy, you're all absolute angels. as for sawtooth im not delusional enough to assume i'll find you. i've done the math and searched the tags; the probability is lower than tana mongeau and bella thorne's iq's put together and divided by three. that said im still going to try because the numbers can go to hell and i miss you. even if youre not *my* sawtooth im willing to talk.

i’ll talk to pretty much anyone from my timeline (sawtooth, roxy, jane, jake, dirk, bro, the makaras, cal, etc) but im most concerned with finding those two. even if you're not from my timeline im willing to talk to you and potentially make new friends i guess.

rox and i were hella close. best friends. ride or die, bonnie and clyde without the strings, we knew everything about each other, got drunk together, she did my nails once and she was a freakin bamf who could run in seven inch heels and could probably kill you with just a paperclip and some gum if she wanted to. she slapped me and i said thank you in true mean girls reference form. i really miss you rox, i dunno what happened or what went wrong but please come back so we can talk it out. i need my b-triple-f-e back

like i said earlier i know im probably never going to find him, even finding a sawtooth from a different timeline has odds lower than challenger deep (yes i know that probably doesn't make sense to most of you. look it up. get yourself some geographical education nerds.)

he was involved in some hella shady stuff and fought dirtier than san franciscos streets. tall dude, we’re talking the empire state building of human beings here. sawtooth was his street name and he could put the fear of god in an atheist just for funsies if he felt like it (except me. obviously. then again im not an atheist so theres that.) i threw one of my tools at your head once. im still not sorry, you deserved it at the time and you damn well know it. and i totally missed on purpose and not because you scared the hell out of me so dont even go there. message me if you see this i miss you and we have some serious shit to talk about. like what the hell happened on *that* day. you know which one.

and now we’ll talk about me because i guess it’s probably helpful to know about me if you’re looking for me and don’t want the wrong me, you feel me?

i had strawberry blond hair; i didnt bleach it often and it was kinda fluffy i guess. i had snakebites and a bunch of other piercings but those weren’t as visible or noticeable. yes i had the pointy anime shades but i didnt wear them all the time. I’ve been told i had a very passive aggressive and sarcastic sense of humor and way of talking, sometimes more aggressive than passive. if i didn’t own at least five hoodies or a multitude of t-shirts with offensive, ironic, or at least sarcastic phrases and pictures on them then im not your hal. sorry.

*special note/disclaimer: i am specifically mentioning the makaras and cal for a reason. there's a lot of complicated shit to go through there but the basics are i made some pretty poor choices in friends and it ended... horribly to say the least. that said im desperate to find anyone and still trying to gain and sort through memories so im willing to talk to you anyway.

anyway. this sound like you or someone you know? reblog, like, share, head to or message me on discord if thats your thing. link in the description below, smash that like and subscribe button like you’re a super bro and join the help-hal-find-his-people squad and the i-stan-memes fam

discord: nerd#8684 (pfp changes a lot but its usually homestuck related. or a frog. yes im serious)

[too-many-kin-not-enough-time]

my general policy on people is that everyone has different opinions and beliefs, struggles and life stories. respecting and acknowledging that is important. always keep in mind that you don’t know everything about anyone, technically not even yourself. people and the world around us are constantly changing. you don’t have to agree with everyone. you don’t have to like everyone. you don’t even have to be nice to anyone. but you do need to respect them. respect is acknowledging differences between people and moving on with your damn life instead of getting pissed about it. respect is living your own life and not hurting other people just because you don’t agree with them or don’t understand them.

basically just be a decent human being. it’s not that hard