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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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KCD Meta Masterlist

Hans-specific

Claustrophobia as a Metaphor for Hans' Feelings for Henry + Addendums [1], [2]

When Hans realized he was in love with Henry

Hans' Disillusionment with the Nobility

Hans' Relationship with Hanush

Hans and (a lack of) Agency

Hans, his inheritance, and Hanush

Hans always falls in love with Henry

Hans defies society's expectations around pets for Henry

Hans thinks of himself as unworthy of Henry

Hans' gift-giving love language

The love language Hans values most: acts of service

Karolina doesn't exist

Hans and self-hatred

Is Hans jealous of Rosa if Henry sleeps with her?

Would Hans be jealous of Theresa?

Hans turning down a threesome with Henry

Hans never stops thinking of them as a unit even in divorce era

Hans swapping societal roles with Henry

Hans thinking Godwin figured him out

Hans and performativity

Henry-specific

When Henry realized he had feelings for Hans

Henry canonically ruined Hans' chances with Karolina

Hans is acceptance for Henry

Henry's prior knowledge of Jitka

Henry and legitimization

Why Henry pulls away at first

More meta on Henry pulling away

Henry : Hans : Jitka : Heinrich :: Martin : Henry's Mom : Radzig : Henry

Henry as the protector amidst trauma

Hansry-specific

Why Hans kissing Henry first matters

Hansry going to the holy land together

Hansry prophecy dog is real

Hansry nodding at each other for consent mid-sex

The "Missing" Engagement Conversation

The gay poetry book (in French)

Other ships

Thoughts on Jamuel [1], [2], [3]

Proof that Jamuel is (most likely) canon

Hansry : Jadder comparison [1], [2]

Hansry : Jamuel comparison

John's relationship with Jobst

Why doesn't canon acknowledge the Isterik : Hansry parallel?

Miscellany

Sexuality, Acceptability, Risk, and Medieval Bohemia

How accurate are the game's bathhouses?

Medieval gender-nonconformity

Medieval Catholicism vs. Modern-day American Protestantism

Jan Hus on sodomy

What might KCD3 be about? [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Just a blacksmith and his very big friend.

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Juste judex ultionis, Donum fac remissionis, Ante diem rationis.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Who gave drunken idiot a crossbow ?!

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One day I will learn to draw hansry! 👊

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Diana Taverner in all her villainous glory ;)

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"Griffin McElroy Devouring His Amiibo," in the style of Francisco Goya.

Been a weird year for art. No regrets!

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Someone threw a bomb through a window and since the victims were Muslim BBC phrased the story in absurdly nuetral terminology

"Viable device" it was a bomb.

A viable device was thrown through the window of the Belfast Islamic Centre during an attack on Friday night, police have said.

People from the centre were praying inside the building on University Road when the attack was reported at about 22:10 BST.

The incident sparked a security alert and the building was evacuated.

Police said a 34-year-old man was arrested under the Terrorism Act but added that a motive for the attack has not yet been established.

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…my muse

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Sir Hans vs Sir Pans: if Henry baked breads.

Wish the game let you bake ☹️ Add water and flour once a day to your starter (takes up inventory space) like how you apply potions. Free bread forever. Add herbs. Sell it for groshen. Do jail time and the starter dies.

I had a whole series planed with jealous Hans babysitting Henry's sourdough but I'm stopping myself because this is silly enough as it is. Hans going to the Rattay mill for flour for Pans and learning, plot twist, that Pans isn't Theresa's child, it's Peshek's...Hans trying to keep Pans alive during the siege because it might be all he has left of Henry...Pans dying from fratricide (eaten by Mutt)

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KCD hare megapost. probably i'm forgetting some, i've done so many of these, etc.

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Frank Harkness: his personality traits and infinite wisdom.