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Me: *attempting to sleep*

My brain: 𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉, 𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉,

𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾? 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓭?

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Even dirtiest of dive bars are updating their cleanliness policies

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The archeologists are desperately trying to convince us gay people don’t exist

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Fellow Pride Knights, stay proud ⚔️🏳️‍🌈

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

Everywhere I go!

It’s not even December 1, my birthday’s yet to come.

What’s with all the decorations there isn’t even fucking snow!

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Ive made a thing, is it perfect? Hell no. But I’m proud of what I’ve done.

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I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

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CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

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My pronoun is bastard

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I have decided that homosexuality is cool, neat, downright radical

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My new tinder bio

UGLY But HONEST

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me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad

windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings

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people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

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I made a thing. Is it a good thing? Possibly...