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[top-scare-assistant]

"Hey hey how are you?"

"Oh you know, just been busy getting the big guy on track! Poor guy, you know I think I over did it a bit this morning- heck it took a lot out of me today too! So you know, just going to probably watch a movie after this. Can't spend all night on grumblr I guess."

(OOC: Probably literally going to do this haa)

[top-scare-assistant]

I think I promised you a picture of you wearing a you-hat..! I took the liberty of adding your nephew, too.

--

"Well would you look at that! And of course Joey shows us all just how handsome and dashing all Wazowskis can be! Think the kid has a future in the modelling industry, don't you?"

(OMFG THANK-YOU SO MUCH. I HAVEN'T BEEN ON THIS BLOG MUCH LATELY BUT AHHHH)

(From autumnnprincess!)

[top-scare-assistant]

I still have that rash by the way and it's getting worse.

…

Why are you telling ME this?

I…

Don’t tell me this is a hint that you want ME to do something about it or rub ointment on you. I’m not falling for that joke.

Again.

[top-scare-assistant]

/feeling a bit big since he's behind a computer screen

And get fired. You're already on thin ice as it is. Heck I'm rather surprised you haven't been fired already.

It's all rather suspicious if you ask me. 

If she breaks up with me im’a punch Wazowski in the face.

Repeatedly.

[top-scare-assistant]

Oh please don't even play that stchick. 

He might be small but at least Fungus probably has some natural weight to his height! You are so skinny I'm surprised you don't disappear when you're looked at sideways even without that damn trick of yours! You know it's bad to go too far in that direction too right?

Must be all those skipped breakfasts- which would not happen I might add if you got up at a better time!

/Scoffs:

Noodle arms.

  Oh yeah? Well at least he’s not so weak and spindly looking it’s like he could be snapped like a glow stick and waved about the room!

HEY THAT’S NOT NICE WHAT DID FUNGUS EVER DO TO YOU!

…… {:E

[top-scare-assistant]

"Hey dude how's it going?"

Oh hey there! I remember you! Oh you know just coming off break now and getting back to the floor. Can't help the big guy shift those numbers from way over here by the coffee machine!

(OOC: I am literally coming off break irl, haha)

[top-scare-assistant]

You and Randall are my favorite role players ever oh my god. I can not stop laughing.

... Role....play?

Are you trying to imply that Randall and I... get up to those sorts of things? And publish them some place else? That you watch?

Because trust me anon, even without my wonderful Celia, I am -way- out of his league.

(Thank-you anon. Haha, being Mike is a lot of fun tbh.)

(I must go back to work now)

[top-scare-assistant]

Wow Wazowski. You gotten fat since college. I like it.

On break and decided to check this dang thing.

[Literally I'm on break, haha]

Uh... I have no idea how to respond to do this. Who the heck is this?

I have NOT gotten fat but I don't blame you for liking what you see anon.

/basks

But if this is Worthington, please don't start obsessing over me. I know it's hard but I have to let you down.

Also stop calling Sulley in order to hook up again, it was a one-time deal and he's still very embarrassed about it.

/clicks publish forgetting about the fact you can't answer anon asks privately

[top-scare-assistant]

Oh yeah? Well at least he's not so weak and spindly looking it's like he could be snapped like a glow stick and waved about the room!

Guess i should get up and shower. I smell worse than Wazowski, never a god sign.

[top-scare-assistant]

How charming. Cutting it a little close today though aren't we?

It's already past eight. I've had the big guy up for over two hours and you're only getting up NOW?

Guess i should get up and shower. I smell worse than Wazowski, never a god sign.

[top-scare-assistant]

... gone? 

Thinks to self: Eh guess he's young, he's probably just forgotten.

And don't call me beach-ball would ya? I'm Mike Wazowski. And I'm not a beach ball.

And once again I'll not tell but only if you promise not to sneak out again. 

...

Where is your mom anyway?

Look, unca Wandall`s dancing fow Ulley! *starts dancing too, flashing the picture around*

[top-scare-assistant]

ew your so gross randall is much more sexy and smarter and better at board games than you to.

/snorts

Uh, Randall?

I think you forget to check that little box which allows for a thing we like to call anonymous questions before sending this dang thing.  Not that it would have fooled me anyway.

Geez, and I thought I was new at this blogging thing.

Also it’s ‘you’re’ and ‘too’ pal. Also I think it’s better if it reads ‘sexier’

Of course it’s all a bunch of baloney as well, but don’t worry, you’ll get it! We can’t all be naturals like me.

/pats head condescendingly 

[top-scare-assistant]

Kid, you really shouldn't be sneaking off like that you know. You could get in a lot of trouble, and I don't just mean no-snacks trouble!This is a big factory! And I wear a hard hat for a reason when I'm on the Scare Floor.

Tell you what though, you promise not to sneak off again? I won't tell your mom.

I... guess. Yeah, yeah that works.

But... where was this room anyway?

Look, unca Wandall`s dancing fow Ulley! *starts dancing too, flashing the picture around*

[top-scare-assistant]

Ah yes I remember this... he was running his mouth off again. But then that hardly narrows it down....

Kid, just where do you get these pictures anyway? Do you know someone from security or...

/pauses dramatically

The CDA?

I mean boy are those guys paranoid. Wouldn't be surprised if they've set up a camera in the locker room without telling us.

/mutters suspiciously: How the heck does a three year old have such high connections?

Look, unca Wandall`s dancing fow Ulley! *starts dancing too, flashing the picture around*

[top-scare-assistant]

oH GOD.

Uhhhhhh... I MEAN.

I'M KIND OF BUSY AND NOT... HOME. 

/hides underneath window

Maybe we could do this another time?!

I will... I will totally

/swallows

Wipe the floor with you.

Actually you know what? As the better monster I'll even let you off the hook. How's that sound?

'Sides, heh, you're kind of already on thin ice. You know with that behavioural conduct order and all you Scarers got riding on you.... you really want another black mark..?

To go with the black eye that I'd uh... TOTALLY give you. 

Living in such close quarters with someone must have been difficult. Any embarrassing stories?

Well. Heh. I will say that the guy seemed to talk in his sleep a lot and he had… interesting dreams.

I’ll say no more though anon. You probably wouldn’t want to know, god knows I’d like to bleach my mind and get rid of some of the things I’ve heard.

[top-scare-assistant]

"Yikes!"

Mike began to shield his eye with difficulty, not really wanting to stare to hard at the neck, especially seeing what could be considered the guys 'blood' or spine where his head used to connect.

"Wowa, I bet the kids can really scream when they see that!"

He laughed a little nervously in spite of everything a little impressed.

"Hello"

Mike blinks, or as much as a monster with one eye could anyway before getting a good look  at the speaker.

He then began retracting about 50 feet from sheer terror.

"Oh my god is that a human?!"

Mike then began to get to the very important task of running away.

"Ahhhhh! Sulley help!!"

[top-scare-assistant]

Hey! Watch it with the potty mouth! You're on thin ice what with that behavioural conduct order you Scarers got riding down on you!

And come on it's not like that's the worst one I could have talked about!

What about the one involving a certain Javier Rios. And the chocolate sauce.

I never knew you had a thing for the strong silent type.

/mutters. Probably because you run your mouth off so much yourself when you're hacked off and won't let them get a word in edge-ways.

Living in such close quarters with someone must have been difficult. Any embarrassing stories?

Well. Heh. I will say that the guy seemed to talk in his sleep a lot and he had… interesting dreams.

I’ll say no more though anon. You probably wouldn’t want to know, god knows I’d like to bleach my mind and get rid of some of the things I’ve heard.