“So you smashed it?” Bruce, usually quite composed, looked baffled.
“Yeah?” Tim said, like it should be obvious, “I didn’t want it to spread to my other appliances.”
Bruce looked astounded by Tim’s sheer stupidity.
fanart of ch19 of @wesslan's cards on the table, i read this all last night and its been wired in my brain since then oh my god i love all the silly moments in this fic
I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible
Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”
“what did you guys do today”
“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”
Okay so we’ve all seen those headcanons where Batman is rumored to be dating Bruce Wayne, and that’s where he gets his funding to be Batman, etc. (an avenue of hilarity I have yet to grow bored of).
But now I want to see a universe where that is more than a rumor, and is instead generally assumed as fact.
Like, no matter what Bruce does, everyone just assumes he’s dating Batman. Nothing seems to dissuade people of that notion. Nothing.
Metropolis: Oh yes, we have this flying alien Boy Scout keeping us safe.
Fawcett City: We have a…demi-god? or something. He’s cool.
Central City: Our guy runs around stopping crime, but like, really fast.
Star City: We have a guy using a weapon that’s been obsolete for a few hundred years and we have no idea who he is, what are you talking about.
Y'all REALLY don't know what a himbo is. Like y'all are really out here calling every petty or dumb skinny anime twink a himbo. Himbo is a title specifically reserved for herculean beefcake with a skull full of moths but a heart of gold, GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!
This is a gift in honour of the beautiful “Almaty’s fire” series by @onotherflights.
I read all of it on AO3 withing no time and it stole a lot of sleep from me but I also don’t regret one minute because DAMN.
This does not belong to a specific scene, but is inspired by the fic and a small thank you. Please give it a read if you enjoy well written Otayuri content.
Ref used. ♥