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i have bad news....
there is a coordinated campaign on tiktok to make me think mormons are normal. I don't like it
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on survival
-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits
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i dunno about that but i DO know that mira is losing terribly
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hot
love languages are some pop psychology bullshit. hate languages, that’s real tho. mine is trapping people under pillars
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oh yeah for sure you should. it would be funny as hell are you kidding

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is this not???? everyones goal????
what is it y'all are working towards????
americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house
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this says a lot because shes british and preys upon the downfall of america.
*slams fist on table* IF SATAN HATES DONALD TRUMP THEN SO SHOULD YOU *looks in mirror* AND I GODDAM HATE HIM
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i may have started something by accident
#THIS#THIS IS IMPORTANT#huntrix#kpop demon hunters#kpdh#kpdh bobby#kpdh jelly#jelby#bobly?#hmm...#fanboys fanboying my beloved
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expanding my stardew valley AU
i’m too lazy to think about all 8 million kids <3 there’s kevin joe and nick dick jason and tim
Bruce inherited this farm after Alfred kicked it
Started taking in newcomers to town as farmhands and they just never left. because love <3
The townspeople are in love with Farmer Bruce and give HIM gifts lol
The bats love hanging out in the mines! It’s funnnn.
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no *I* am fuck you
Me and my three favorite followers against the world (they know who they are)
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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
#the TAGS oh my god#i feel like i just watched lois deliver a groundbreaking final speech#but in a paragraph#oh my god#golly gee willikers#this!!!#this shit. is what i want.#always <3
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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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