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Thanks google

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he is so divorced-dad-core

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New Crow Time! And it's a CROWMANCE update to boot!

As always, you can support my work on Patreon! And get shiny crow merch on our store.

I'm going to be at MCAF in Montreal the weekend of May 24-25-26! I will have crow plushies and new merch. Come say hi!

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

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For prosperity. For liberty. For democracy. For frend.

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Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

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I was taken aback by how fragile, how old the melding of the uniform and the background makes him look. Those withered, wrinkled hands clutching the sword for support. Just an old man on his deathbed made of and undone by all the blood and viscera of the fallen empire.

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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this too shall pass

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My love, my Moon and Stars, I have made two hour long video essay about the hidden lore behind your 17th secret penis and set it to private.

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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Ada Limón, from "To the Busted Among Us", Sharks in the Rivers