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this is a true story. (im being so fr)

omg hi everyone! i haven’t posted anything since last summer, isn’t that crazy? so much has happened recently, and i wanted to share something that happened last week that i thought was HILARIOUS in the form of an imagine with our king Levi. i hope you enjoy. happy new year.

*Y/N and Levi making out in bed, tugging on each other’s clothing*

*The LOUDEST fucking vine boom sound effect*

*Levi, pulling away:* “What the fuck was that.”

*Y/N, who can’t stop laughing:* “My text tone.”

*Levi:* “Are you fucking kidding..”

*Y/N, who is still laughing:* “Sorry, sorry. I’ll silence it.”

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Art by  maino_merry

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

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literally have to replay that scene every now and then

his fucking little "yeah" IN THAT LOW HUSKY MF VOICE AND HOW HE JUST FUCKING BLASTS AT KENNY IM GONNA CU-

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Scout's days

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im doing this musical at school as alyssa help

ok but Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan is so Emma and Alyssa from The Prom coded

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There's nothing worse than a bad relationship with your mother. "yeah but daddy issues..." nope, doesn't hurt as much as mommy issues. Can't even convince me otherwise, I have a bad relationship with both.

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It’s that I know no irl man will ever come close to healing me in the way Levi does

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

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DO NOT MATCH MY FREAK. I AM MENTALLY ILL. SAVE YOURSELF.

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hi my lovelies, please please please feel free to leave requests and ideas in my ask box! i’m super new to writing and im so shocked that all of my original posts to far have gotten over 10 notes

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i’ll credit you ofcs unless you ask to stay anonymous but it’s summer in the states and no school until the fall- give me something to do!

love you lots 🌞🌷

thinking about how postwar!levi would wake up next to you, awoken of course by his face being peppered with kisses. if he dared to question you, he’d be shut up with soft kisses to his pillow soft lips. because why would he complain when he could let you love him?

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hi beautifuls :) i’ve been gone for a week ish, (mental health is a bitch) but i’m back now! i have a couple drafts written up and i loved writing my last one about erwin. this one about levi was writted on the same flight, enjoy~ ✨

for my mixed / poc girlies 🫶🪻🪷🌞

captain levi and levi ackerman are not the same person. captain levi slung his arm over your chair during a meeting so he could be a little closer. levi ackerman whined when you took too long getting ready for bed, wanting to cuddle. captain levi would lecture your appearance if something was out of place. levi ackerman learned how to part your hair, comb your thick kinky curls from the ends up to the roots. captain levi was rough during drills, watching cadets fall into the sand on the training yard. levi ackerman washed the dirt out of your hair, praising and in awe at the texture it became while wet. captain levi didn’t pay any more attention to you than other cadets. levi ackerman worshipped your plump lips and melanated skin, blemished or not, pleading for once chance to make you his forever. marry you and help raise your children. levi ackerman thought you were beautiful, and there would be nothing that would change his mind.

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now kith

“Try that again, Blondie. I dare you.” ⚔️

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they’re all so hot stop it rn

I ended up picking Levi today! He was a tough one, and might look a bit out of place vs the other ones because I had to do a different proportion to fit his chair in too. Anyway, I hope you like how he turned out!

He's waiting for Gabi and Falco, who are LATE. UGH.

Ps. Levi in a cute hat😭

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so talented wow

I recently finished watching the ‘Attack on Titan’ anime, I was inspired and created a fan art of Levi Ackerman.

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wrote this sleep deprived on a 12 hour flight and have yet to fall asleep 6 hours after. erwin lovers, enjoy. im going to bed 💀

erwin smith. what to say about erwin smith. he was a handsome man, and he knew it. being a captain who tended to work near or even inside his office was like sweet hell on earth. you swear not even your close friend hange or even levi are in his office as often as you are. however, you aren’t complaining. erwin seemed to like having you around. he’d conveniently give you extra work that he insisted you do in his office. he’d steal glances and compliment you, eyes weary and tired. you’re so close you can practically smell the gingham soap he uses. something it seems like only he can pull off. erwin smith was reassuring. he would set down his pen once in a while to come and lean over you, overseeing your work. you’d smile up at him, asking if you were doing okay. he’d pat your head and assure that you’re doing perfect. you always did perfect. erwin smith was kind. he’d offer you a tea break, which you eagerly took, sitting across from him in front of his fireplace. he was so close, you could count his blonde lashes. you dared to lean a little closer, giggling at something he said. erwin would smile, exhaustion slurred into his words. erwin smith was smart. planning out tactical strategies to ensure the best results for the corps. you used to question why you never got to be on the frontlines with your squad. but you seemed to accept that you were going to be near erwin more than most of the time. not that you minded. erwin smith worked. a lot. you had to remind him to stop. a lot. massaging his shoulders and whispering into his ear as you both chuckled tiredly about your day. he’d agree. a tiny break, but only if it was spent telling you he’s proud of you, that he’s always there for you. if you were happy, he was happy. if you were sad, he’d so everything and anything in his power to make you feel better again. erwin smith got it done. you feeling down? he takes you out to get a break from work. you’re cramping or sore? massages and chocolates were in order. hot? a cold bath was already prepared. cold? his thickest blankets and clothing were ready for you. erwin smith was loving. he would cherish his breaks he spent with his favorite captain. something he told you to never mention to levi he said. he’d make sure you were comfortable and felt secure with him before hugging you, rubbing your back and resting his chin on your head. erwin smith made sure you bathed, brushed your teeth, and were in bed before he took care of himself. he’d slip under the sheets and ask that you don’t go back to your quarters in the morning. just stay, a little longer. erwin smith was a good man, and he knew it too.

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IM SCREAMING IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER 😫😫😫😫

Levi's horrible flirting skills part 6.

Part 1 and 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5

“I simply do not understand… we were talking so well and all of a sudden—!”

“You called her stupid.”

“And naive,” Hange added after Erwin, almost tired, while taking a messy sip from his tea, not bothering to raise his head properly.

Levi clicked his tongue, running a hand through his hair and almost tugging at it out of frustration. “I was just trying to tell her I was worried about her!”

“You’ve a very peculiar way of expressing your concerns,” Erwin remarked, raising one thick eyebrow at his friend's illogical actions. Unlike Hange, he raised his cup to his lips with elegant, measured movements.

“UGH!” Levi bent over the table where they should have been having a tactical meeting, but instead were having a catch-up moment as friends. His forehead hit the polished wood covered with glass, and he scoffed against the surface in frustration, fogging it up.

“You should have known,” Erwin said softly, shaking his head with closed eyes as if the outcome was easily predicted, like a palm reader foretelling your life. “When a woman asks you to repeat something, it’s not because she hasn’t heard you. It’s because she wants to see if you have the guts to say it to her face. That’s the precise moment you should buckle up, fold the imaginary paper where you wrote your speech, smile, and say, ‘nothing, honey.’”

Hange frowned deeply, even curling her lip in disdain. “Since when are you such an expert on how to keep a woman?”

The blond put down his tea and looked at the squad leader, almost offended. “Excuse me, I had a very long relationship with Marie before we broke up. I learned a trick or two.”

“Whatever, I fucked up and it’s all wasted now,” Levi said woebegone, his cheek resting on the surface and his eyes looking to the side, completely bereaved. He couldn’t complete a single sentence without clicking his tongue or sighing in resignation.

“Oi! Come on, shorty! You just have to go and apologise. Don’t be such a coward,” Hange tried to raise her friend’s spirits.

“Yeah… but give her a couple of days. Let her cool down a little bit,” Erwin added, fearing that Hange’s enthusiasm might cause Levi to make another mistake.

But perhaps waiting a couple of days became weeks. Between work and each time he tried to lock eyes with her, she either completely ignored his presence or didn’t seem particularly happy.

While it was still freezing cold, certain trees began to bud, and the sun warmed more than usual on some days. Early one morning, he saw her again, walking on the front sidewalk with five friends, each holding something from a nearby pastry shop. Her face had the softness and lethargic appearance of someone who had just woken up.

Clenching his teeth and with hopeful eyes, his body naturally straightened from his slouched position against a wall. He thought of taking one hand out of his pocket and waving at her casually, worried, and timid as he was that time on the boat.

“Good morning, Captain,” three youthful cadets passed by and bumped into him with suspicious dorkiness. Their rosy cheeks and shining eyes made Levi slightly uncomfortable.

He hadn’t even noticed them, and the loss of focus on his main objective made him turn back frantically to where he was looking. She was already gone.

“Morning,” he replied disinterestedly to the girls who still wore their training ground jackets with swords on their backs. Levi returned to his slouched position, head down. He quickly heard the little girls giggle enthusiastically, muttering among themselves as they hurried away, thinking they were far enough for him not to notice.

“Did you see how he looked at me?” one whispered. Levi grimaced uneasily; he knew better than anyone that at their age, having silly little crushes on higher-ups was normal. ‘What are you, 13? You should be worried if I looked at you like that.’

He sighed loudly. ‘What would it take for you to look at me like that?’

Not that he daydreamed of her being like them, but he wished for the enthusiasm. Sparkling eyes, rosy cheeks, nervous chuckles, and rushed steps to tell a friend.

‘I can’t just keep spying on you from afar like a creep. I’ve run out of innocent excuses to pass by your workplace.’

“Well, it’s decided. On the 2nd of March, we leave again,” Erwin announced as he exited the building with signed papers.

‘I don’t want to die without having at least something with you.’

Such a simple thought. For a split second, which lasted days, he wondered if it was a sort of fetish he hadn’t added to his list. But as another nurse, with the same uniform and the same soft touch, stitched up a cut he got when he came back and looked up at him from his left side, he felt nothing.

It reminded him so much of when she had tricked him into getting a vaccine, but it had no power over him. With her, it was like he couldn’t get her face closer without fighting the overwhelming need to grab it and kiss her.

‘Once again, do I really need to tell you that I’m dying to have a single silly chance with you?’

Something that feels utterly humiliating, like apologizing or confessing, really fades into oblivion when you’re visiting cadets half your age who are either dying or won’t be able to live a standard life after walking beside you to near-certain death. Levi looked at his soldiers in immaculate rooms and whitish beds, their bodies and faces blending into the sheets as they were covered in bandages the same shade as the rest of the room.

“Did I do good, Captain?”

Levi’s eyes opened slightly wider as he came back from his mental storm. “Yes, you did great, soldier. Your sacrifice won’t be in vain.”

He wondered, only sometimes, if his words really held any real power. But they always muffled cries of relief and pain.

‘I’m being a fucking coward, that’s what I am.’

As the family members arrived in the room or fell asleep, Levi left. ‘Even a kick in the ass pushes you forward.’

He took secure steps down the halls. It was very late, and there was no security that she might be in the staff area. Or perhaps there was; he had learned which days she was on duty. Was it a bit on the stalker side? Perhaps. But Levi took pride in knowing her and wished to know much more.

It was stupid, but he held on to that information. Sometimes he was miles away in his office doing paperwork late at night, looked up at the clock on the wall, noticed the time, and something clicked in his mind. He would check the calendar and worry. The huge hospital, empty corridors, or long hours of staying up helping women in labor or taking care of the ill. Perhaps returning home when the sun hadn’t completely risen yet. He was miles away, but he worried.

‘I just need to know… I need to know if she’s alright, if she’s safe.’

That had been the reason for this whole issue, but this time he was confident in solving it or at least trying to.

He pushed open the door to the staff area. The room was freezing, either because it was in the basement or because the heating budget was spent on the patients. He froze momentarily when her pitched scream and little jump echoed in the room.

“DEAR Shenna! You scared me!” she exclaimed, raising one hand to her chest to calm her heart and sighing loudly. She had a cardigan over her uniform and rubbed her arms to keep warm.

Her body was next to the stove where she was warming up a kettle, her frown haunting him across the room. She said nothing, only scoffed and kept silent.

‘This seemed ten times easier in my mind five seconds ago.’

He pushed the door closed with his body, giving serious thought to the words he was going to use.

“Look, I didn’t mean to insult you. That was just me bitching,” Levi said, raising a white flag in the mental no man’s land they held. It earned him a sidelong glance, but her body language showed she hadn’t completely given in. “Tch, what I am trying to say,” he scratched the back of his head, feeling the sensation of his undercut beneath his fingertips, “You’re not stupid, but you’re too nice, and assholes like him abuse that.”

This time she turned to him slightly, still folding her arms to hold in the warmth, looking tired. “I’m not naive. I know my boss can’t keep his hands to himself,” her voice was hushed, either because it was late or because she seemed exhausted. “But not all of us are Humanity’s strongest, held in such high esteem by the military. I could lose my job. He could make my life a living nightmare. Plus, I prefer he bothers me rather than the new girls who are too young and too impressionable. No, Captain, I’m not stupid.”

Levi wondered if his admiration was as palpable in his features as he felt it. ‘I’m not stupid,’ his mind repeated. ‘Yeah, you’re right. The stupid one is me.’

A young woman who held her own, whom he met having fun with her friends at a party, all of them keeping each other safe, who lived on her own. She wouldn’t have survived the Capital if she was stupid. Levi knew firsthand how those environments shaped you: either you blend with them or you break.

She sighed once again, “The last thing I need this week is to argue with you.”

It made him want to ask what else had happened, but he didn’t want to push his luck. Instead, he rose from his slouched position against the door, walked to the countertops next to her, and rested there.

“It’s fucking freezing here,” he said, hoping the little shaky fire from the stove would warm the air more.

“Yeah… I can’t feel my feet,” she replied. “You look good, though.” This time, she managed a side smile, perhaps too tired to smile fully.

Levi quickly assumed she was referring to his recent return. “Yeah, it was a shitty mess of an expedition, though.”

She hummed. “I heard. A lot of rain, I’m sorry.”

Levi shook his head, dismissing her apology as she held no responsibility. “Tch… about your boss, someone should put him in his place.”

Her eyes rolled as she chuckled. “Who is going to do it? The MPs who go to men-only parties with him?” she joked, though her words carried no humour.

Levi, unable to stop looking at her face, said, “I could cut his balls off for a modest price.”

She giggled, tilting her head to the side and biting her bottom lip to suppress her chuckles. But he felt his chest warm up. ‘Holy shit,’ he thought, feeling pride at making her laugh genuinely for the first time. ‘I wish I knew another fucking joke to pull off.’

“You’ll go to jail if you do that,” she replied, entertained. As the conversation flowed easily, her sleepiness slipped away. “You’ll go to jail, and Erwin will kill me for losing his best soldier.”

“No, I’m the stupid military board’s favourite, didn’t you say that? They’re too scared because I’m the only one who could kill the titans if they break another wall. I’ll just pull off a shitty excuse,” he replied, bending slightly forward and closing the space between them.

“And your excuse, Captain?”

The way his title rolled off her tongue, it was just not holy what it created in his system.

“He’s fucking tall… maybe I confused him with a weird titan who has balls… or should I say had?”

This time she laughed, the corners of her eyes crinkling as she showed her teeth. She tried to cover it with her left hand, and Levi was tempted to hold it down so he could still see her laugh.

The little slap of her hand against his arm caught him off guard. It didn’t hurt, but the proximity surprised him. “Stop it, you’re going to get me punished. This is a hospital; we should keep quiet,” she whispered.

She was so close, both bending forward. ‘Maybe I should just fucking go for it. Go big or go home,’ he thought. But she straightened up, pushing the sleeve of her cardigan further into her hand to use it to grab the kettle that was already whistling.

Back to being slouched against the countertop, he lost his chance. Hands in pockets, he couldn’t help but watch her as she walked to the cup with the tea ready for her to pour the water.

“You want one?” she asked, and Levi tried to hide the fact that he was mesmerised by the way her hips moved in the skirt. He just nodded. “So, what’s your modest price, Captain?”

“Huh?” The question confused him, as his mind couldn’t think of two things at once. He tried to remember his own words while thinking that she had the best ass inside the walls. Men’s brains have limitations.

“You said,” she began, pulling another cup out of the cupboard and filling it with water, “that you would do it for a modest price. What’s your modest price?”

His brain was still recovering from seeing her laugh next to him about a joke he made, the cute little swing of her uniform as she walked, her cheeky smile as she looked at him. It was hard to come back from that and reply as he usually would. No actual thoughts, no consequences.

“You going out on a date with me.”

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so many people reblogging and liking omg 🥹 you guys are so cute i’m reading through all of them

thinking about how postwar!levi would wake up next to you, awoken of course by his face being peppered with kisses. if he dared to question you, he’d be shut up with soft kisses to his pillow soft lips. because why would he complain when he could let you love him?