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sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately
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bwuh
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Showing my husband the second episode grilka shows up in
Husband: "I feel like calling them ex-husband and wife isn't right. Their marriage didn't fail. They succeeded at what they wanted to do. They completed that marriage."
Me: "retired husband and wife."
Husband: "Precisely"
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ship dynamic i really like
#lowkey solas @ avery in haven.#(the ohh u want me so bad)#avery: (while doing everything in his power to protect solas) fuck you fuck you fuck you#solas: he still loves me. what have i done. i have corrupted something so beautiful and precious.#avery: i hate him and he hates me#solas: he wants me so bad and i have been irrevocably changed forever for having known him. i might even love him. i shouldnt. but here i am#solas: ....... 😏 wait no i mean 😭#solas: 😏✨😩😔😭😏😏😏😏😏🤤😭😩😔✨😘#solas: hormones were a mistake
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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gale, and the iconic girlfailure that is ophelia 🔮✨
(special sketch page comm for the lovely @/alikous on twitter!)
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some things are canon. but they're not like. true
#this post is about gale having abs#i accept 'it's a glamour' as an explanation and that is the only one#because its so clearly a purely doyalist decision#rage and anger one million years#working out to that degree is not in that man's top 3 priorities.#dying on this hill
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Solas’ magical power
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.
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this is all i can see whenever i see this meme
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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