toshitoshibo

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hinata: i smell something in the air

kageyama: try showering once a day

hinata: will you shower with me?

kageyama: su-

tsukishima: die. both of you.

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hinata: do you guys want oreo? i bought-

bokuto: the best part of an oreo is the actual cookie not the frosting

atsumu: yeah darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding, you can't have a coin with one side

sakusa: it's a fucking cookie

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chat

tsukishima: knock knock

hinata: who's their?

tsukishima: *there

tsukishima: you fucking asshole. i don't even want to tell the joke.

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tsukishima: there is something deeply wrong with me

hinata: like mentally or?

kageyama: so you do notice?

daichi: you won't get out of practice by faking an illness at this point

tsukishima: shit

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hinata: i love you a lot

kageyama: i love you more

hinata: no

kageyama: you're shorter than me so your love capacity isn't as strong as mine so it's physically impossible for you to love me more

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oikawa: do you still love me?

ushijima: of course i do

oikawa: even though i'm mean to you?

ushijima: especially because you are mean to me

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daichi: *watching karasuno team bonding* it is nice to see you all bullying one another

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sakusa: can you behave?

atsumu: yes if i wanted to, but this is so much funnier

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atsumu: guess what i'm about to get

sakusa: on my nerves

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atsumu: i need a relationship advice

osamu: break up

atsumu: at least listen to me first

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bokuto: i love you

akashi: you probably say that to everyone

bokuto: yes

akashi: what do you mean "yes"?

bokuto: i do tell everyone that i love you

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WE WILL GET MOVIESSSSSSSS YASHHH

[toshitoshibo]

sugawara: it costs $0 to be kind

tsukishima: as if being a hater ain't free too

[toshitoshibo]

tsukishima: i heard the goverment is putting chips inside of people

hinata: oh my god

hinata: i hope i get doritos

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daichi: hinata

hinata: what did i do 🥺

daichi: what?

hinata: 🥺

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Suna: your brother's cute. i think i want to date him.

Atsumu: *thinking about the night before when Osamu was standing on his bunk and screaming that worms are just tiny, harmless snakes* good, because i'm positive nobody else does

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Hinata: how do you sleep at night knowing that sakusa doesn't like you?

Atsumu: *locking eyes with sakusa* with no underwear in case he want to kiss my ass