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[attaches himself onto wally's back.]

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO.

totalaster replied to your post: HEY. YOU. ME. BURGERS. Y/N.

WELL, LET’S GO. THOSE BURGERS MAY GET COLD.

HURRY UP.

HOP ON.

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I'M NOT GETTING ZEE PREGNANT OH MY GOD

BATMAN WOULD KILL ME LIL DUDE

BUT WHO’S GONNA BE THE GOD FATHER OF YOUR BABY?!

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[WHAT FUCKING EVER WHO GIVES A SHIIIIT. i got my best bro back WHOOP]

{RUNS AROUND WITH an extra attachment. This is how bros say hello even though they look crazy.}

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I'M GONNA SELL YOU ON EBAY GAR

I PROMISE I WILL DONT TEST ME

THE BIDDING STARTS AT 0.02

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NIGHTWING AND ZATANNA SITTING IN A TREE. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. FIRST COMES LOVE~ THEN COMES MARRIAGE~ THEN COMES BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE~ THAT’S NOT ALL, THAT’S NOT ALL, I THE BABY DRINKING ALCOHOL.

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[TEMPTED TO KNOCK YOU OVER. okay literally attaches self to]

{IDK SOME TRAINING SPEEDSTER THING IDK WHO KNOWS JUST HUG ME BRO.}

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[hugs really tight omfg you whore whERE DID YOU GO I MISSED YOU SOBS]

totalaster replied to your post: 

Ifhskh FNS.GHNASFGfsasgh

{paps in the face.}

…

{HUGS.}

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onceaspoiler replied to your post: i have such a nice butt i seriously cant get over...

I can’t believe I just read that.

DONT HATE ME CAUSE YOU AINT ME

DONT CRY CAUSE YOU'RE NOT FLY

JUST REMEMBER IM HOT AND YOURE NOOOOOOOT

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i have such a nice butt

i seriously cant get over it

i just stand in the mirror these days

looking at my ass

zatanna you are a lucky woman

you know what my name should be

it should be total asster

because i am the ass master

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Lust: Something that I find attractive. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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>Places a party hat on his head.<

[breakdances because FUCK EVERYONE I AM THE PROPHETTTTT. FUCK YES.]

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hey.

heya.

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Nightwing ♥

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CAN ANYONE SAY, 'FUCK YOU I'M CANON'?