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Klaus: Ghosting doesnt work on me I have object impermanence, I legit forget you exist the moment you leave the room

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Five: I just heard Klaus call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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Viktor: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Diego, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Five, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

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Klaus: Babe shut up Im trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

Five: Unless your dream is going to solve the end of the world keep your trap shut

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Luther: For self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Diego, Five, and Klaus: Alright.

Luther: If you don’t want to die, give me all your money.

Diego: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Five: Bold of you to assume I don’t want to die.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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tua characters as shit me and my friends have said in class

Luther: my wife is a whore. but i love her.

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Five: you know what? autism, tactical weapons, same thing—

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Klaus: “what are your verbs? mine’s volatile”

Five: “that’s not a verb”

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Viktor: Gender isn’t always easy. but, Genderly can help.

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Allison: I’m so straight if I were a boy, I’d be gay.

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Klaus: It’s called mental insanity, it comes with about 15 ounces of crack-

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Diego: You want to know how long my dick is?” *pulls tape measure as long as it can go* “This long.

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Five: I only give, like, half of a shit about Luther

Allison: I give a large shit about Luther

Allison: In fact I think I give a diarrhea about Luther

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i opened submissions, anyone can submit some sillies if they want ^^

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Klaus: A theif.  Five: Thief?  Klaus: Theif.  Five: I before E, except after C.  Klaus: Thceif.  Five: No.

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Klaus: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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Viktor: We need to distract these guys. Five: Leave it to me. Five: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Allison, Klaus, and Diego: *Immediately begin arguing* Luther, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Klaus, handing a balloon to Five: I have no soul. Have a good day! Five, walking off: I don't have one either.

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Lila: This is a judgement free zone. Pulls out a knife the size of her forearm Lila: And I mean it.

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Klaus: I'm not superstitious… But I am a little stitious.

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Five: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Viktor. Viktor: I hate myself. Five: Alright, square up.

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*in a groupchat probably*

Lila: How does one turn their emotions off? Diego: Okay, so first go to settings. Diego: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Lila: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Diego: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Lila: Which one? I can't do both.