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You're so scrunkly and squishy I want to tear your widdle teeth out and make you eat them :3

What? The hell?

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i ate gideon 😊

You.. what?

I'm not mad actually. Good job eating the rich

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if you sent me an ask then it was probably deleted because i had to clean out my askbox um! sorry guys some of those were months old lmao

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*holds up random cat*. I brought you a cat! *gives it to him*

Thanks? I.. dont know what to do with this

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Can I hug you or smth? /Pos /platonic

Oh, sure

He gives you a hug. Yay!

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why do the anonymous humans take your belongings

(example ur hat, journal)

forgive me im writing this at 2am ^^

bur bye

I don't know, but its really getting on my nerves. Sometimes I wake up and my stuff will just be gone! Do you know how annoying that is?

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(fun fact: he's been at your door since the beginning of October)

I uh.. don't have any candy, sorry.

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*comes back*

Birb

*puts birb that has glitter on it on your hat*

*runs off like the old pixilated Mario*

What do I do with this. I don't- Mabel, take these

@mabel-p1nes

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Capybara

*drops Capybara on floor and runs off*

I- uh.. what? I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this

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I want your hat. Gimme. Or I'll eat it off your head. /Not violent /j

No.

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Oh- uh, thank you

(srry, using my normal blog So i can get the image in, ignore it iG)

OH! Hewwo! What's your name? I'm arianaa. Nice hat you got there! :3

*she kinda look like this :3*

Uhh.. thanks? I'm Dipper. I like your.. sweater?

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sorry if this has already been asked but uh.. do you have any other clothes? like at all? or do you only own like.. a million of the same clothes? idk i'm just curious lol

I have other clothes. For example, this shirt (he shows an identical shirt to the one hes already wearing) Its a different red.. orange? And- and also this! (he shows a pants-version of his shorts)

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(srry, using my normal blog So i can get the image in, ignore it iG)

OH! Hewwo! What's your name? I'm arianaa. Nice hat you got there! :3

*she kinda look like this :3*

Uhh.. thanks? I'm Dipper. I like your.. sweater?

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who's more of a silly billy: Pacifica or Gideon ?

Is neither an answer?

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L imagine getting PTSD when looking at a geometry textbook

I hate you

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I need this more than you do

*they hold it above dippers head*

No you dont! Give it back!!!

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<<eats ur hat>>

HEY!! MY HAT????