totally-not-peter-parker
totally-not-peter-parker
Peten't
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friendly neighborhood hero-guyno, I am not a real spiderminorhe pls ;^;idk man I was chilling one day and woke up in the wrong world
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totally-not-peter-parker 2 hours ago
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OOC: might not post much at all soon, my grandfather is going through a very invasive surgery and they delayed him going under the knife today by three hours
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totally-not-peter-parker 22 hours ago
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Send 馃珎 to hug my muse and see their reaction!
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totally-not-peter-parker 23 hours ago
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Mun coming in with a friendly roleplay reminder to please be mindful of what kind of language you're using in and out of character if you're not writing someone being intentionally malicious! And please make sure to tag appropriately if you do!
Not all jokes are harmless and stuff like "I'm in your walls" or "i know what the voices tell you" can be actually triggering to people with schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorders and accusatory language targeting how other people perceive someone can be triggering to others with delusions! Let's keep roleplay spaces safe spaces!
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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I think I'm blocking you now, Tim
I've often wished to deflect Mr Wayne with 'Mr Wayne was my father' because I remember my own father saying this from a young age- however, my father was actually Dr Wayne, and nobody has ever mistaken me for having a doctorate in my life.
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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Absolutely not
I've often wished to deflect Mr Wayne with 'Mr Wayne was my father' because I remember my own father saying this from a young age- however, my father was actually Dr Wayne, and nobody has ever mistaken me for having a doctorate in my life.
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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Mister Wayne, if I called you anything else my aunt would sense me being rude across dimensions and manifest to yell at me, and she scares me so I'll listen to her by being polite and calling all my elders Mister, Miss/Missus, or Mx
I've often wished to deflect Mr Wayne with 'Mr Wayne was my father' because I remember my own father saying this from a young age- however, my father was actually Dr Wayne, and nobody has ever mistaken me for having a doctorate in my life.
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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I'm not scared of your little stick, Timothy
Spidey loses his mind over comms while solving complex equations to stop a guy from committing crimes over his math homework while whispering into the mic ASMR
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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Spidey loses his mind over comms while solving complex equations to stop a guy from committing crimes over his math homework while whispering into the mic ASMR
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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Understandable 馃
Spidey Wisdom of the day: don't trust people who play video games with the music muted, that's evil behavior
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totally-not-peter-parker 24 hours ago
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That's wild, considering I said music and not sound. So you just keep the music muted and hear all the VAs sounding nasty as you beat people up?
Spidey Wisdom of the day: don't trust people who play video games with the music muted, that's evil behavior
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totally-not-peter-parker 1 day ago
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Tim, I WILL block you
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This is not what i wanted to be followed for.
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totally-not-peter-parker 1 day ago
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>:O??
Spidey Wisdom of the day: don't trust people who play video games with the music muted, that's evil behavior
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totally-not-peter-parker 1 day ago
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Well buddy, if you play stupid games...
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totally-not-peter-parker 1 day ago
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Alr, never playing stardew with you then, noted
Spidey Wisdom of the day: don't trust people who play video games with the music muted, that's evil behavior
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totally-not-peter-parker 1 day ago
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Spidey Wisdom of the day: don't trust people who play video games with the music muted, that's evil behavior
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totally-not-peter-parker 2 days ago
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This is you @ me after watching me make myself sick in real time
OOC: spider-mun is gonna tap out for the rest of the night, made myself sick
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totally-not-peter-parker 2 days ago
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OOC: spider-mun is gonna tap out for the rest of the night, made myself sick
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