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test

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tiphereth: im 13 but i literally have seen everything

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based on this post by @totallycorrectlobcorp because my sense of humor is broken

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malkuth: if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood

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binah: if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

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netzach: hey angela i have a question

angela: hi there! how may i be of assistance?

netzach: i forgor 💀

netzach: ANGELA i remeber my question 😀

angela: kill yourself

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hokma: hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

geburah: i can render my enemies immobile.

hokma:i meant 3d computer renders but i'll keep you in mind for future reference

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chesed: biggest betrayal is when its supposed to rain and it doesnt.

gebura: bigger betrayal 😡😡😡 is when bitches 😒🤡🐶 dont die. 😵😵😵

chesed: what

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yesod: the odds of that happening coincidentally are astonishingly small.

hokma: i would say infinitesimally.

malkuth: yes, and i would say teenily-weenily. we all know words!

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*on duty during a porccubus escape*

employee: tw?

employee: like i know ppl hate tws for irrelevant things but his head just fucking exploded

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malkuth: dude.

netzach: im busy now. i just ate glass by accident

malkuth: you what

netzach: please leave me alone. i ate glass

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Hod: Are you alright? You don't look like you slept that much last night.

Chesed: I got a solid eight minutes.

Chesed: Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Yesod: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Netzach: 420

Yesod: No, that’s really immature of you. Guess again and please take it seriously.

Malkuth: 69

Yesod: Yeah it’s 69

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Malkuth: I'm probably the smartest, most valuable Sephirah in the corporation!

Yesod: Is your arm stuck in the vending machine?

Malkuth: I paid for my skittles. I'm getting my fucking skittles.

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x: let me see what you have

employee possessed by red shoes: an AXE!

x, frantically: NO!!!!

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x when parasite tree possesses a clerk: ugh this bitch TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP

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hod: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

netzach: his name was Jared, nineteen

chesed: when his parents built a strange machine

hokma: watch that scene, digging the dancing queen

malkuth: AYY MACARENA

geburah and yesod, in perfect sync: horrible job everyone