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I got bored with a friend and we looked up the collective nouns of some animals. Here's some of my favorites.

A conspiracy of ravens

A business of ferrets

A cauldron of bats

A stench of skunks

A gang of buffalo

A nuisance of cats

A rag of colts

A band of coyotes

A mob of emus

A flamboyance of flamingos

A gaggle of geese

A harras of horses

A plague of locusts

A parliament of owls

A company of parrots

A prickle of porcupines

And I love "a descent of woodpeckers" entirely because of the thought of being out in the woods and suddenly there's this RAT-TAT-TAT it's pretty subtle, at first. Just some background noise. Until it grows louder. It's coming from everywhere, assaulting your ears until all you can hear is ringing. And when it all finally stops, you look up and there's 20 woodpeckers descending upon you.

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Where's the racism post that has a story of someones friend doing a perfect Steve Irwin impression?

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When people ask "clowns make a lot of money per year, so why ARE YOU DOING IT FOR FREE?!" it's because then I don't have to follow any rules other than my own, and I think it's way funnier after I take a couple hits.

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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No, Tumblr. I don't need to add tags to this post for it to find its target audience. It's much more entertaining to watch skitter about through the wild and find someone to entertain without a guide.

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

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The thing about family is that it's old, you've spent your whole life with them, all the stories have been told.

Those deranged neighbors that just moved in? They're new, they're someone you can tell your favorite stories to without hearing "we've heard this one before" and they'll have some stories for you, too. The best part? It's all more entertaining when they're mentally ill.

The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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There's nothing that makes me wish I had bird seed on me like seeing a crow in a parking lot.

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Genuinely wish I could be in the California protests, but I can't for reasons that include not being in California.

For anyone who is participating in any kind of protest: remember that tear gas grenades can be neutralized with water. Place something like a traffic cone over the gas grenade and just pour water into the little hole at the top.

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My sibling (who doesn't own Tumblr, the fucking coward) is still learning to drive. They just tried to change lanes, and accidentally used the gear shift instead of the turn signal. It proceeded to take them another 30 seconds to realize the reason the gas pedal doesn't work is because they accidentally put it in neutral.

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Update: got the refund around 7 hours ago, but didn't post at the time because I'm currently sick. They even included the tax in the refund. Waiting sucks, and the chat window closes easily, but at least I got all the money back.

I fucking hate PlayStation support.

I accidentally bought 2 games under the wrong account, and want to get them transferred to the right account, or at least get them refunded so I can afford to buy them on the correct account.

I waited 25 minutes to talk to a fucking agent about it, and the first thing they did was ask for my phone number. I don't have my number memorized, so I need to copy it from my system info, and the chat window is closed when I come back to it.

I put my info back in to try contacting them again, and an info box says "back so soon? It seems your chat wasn't very helpful. Please try again soon."

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I fucking hate PlayStation support.

I accidentally bought 2 games under the wrong account, and want to get them transferred to the right account, or at least get them refunded so I can afford to buy them on the correct account.

I waited 25 minutes to talk to a fucking agent about it, and the first thing they did was ask for my phone number. I don't have my number memorized, so I need to copy it from my system info, and the chat window is closed when I come back to it.

I put my info back in to try contacting them again, and an info box says "back so soon? It seems your chat wasn't very helpful. Please try again soon."

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I beg of you to start streaming.

If I had the courage to stream I would be saying things like "hip hip hooray" whenever I pop off

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