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CLOVER STOP TURNING ON THE XBOX

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Henry was busy trying to increase the voltage, as it didn't seem to be having the same effect as on the bots he knew. He hadn't noticed the weapon charging right in his literal face until the last minute and let out a rather undignified 'eek'.

He immediately began mashing buttons and wrenching levers in an attempt to manoeuvre away, but the cable was firmly attached to Optimus, effectively trapping him.

"NOT COOL, NOT COOL, NOT COOL!"

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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Henry slammed his hand on another button, a spare cable shooting out towards Optimus and fizzling with electricity. "LEEEEEROOOY!"

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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"No no no! Wait, what? Hey! Aren't you supposed to be a good guy? Er... bot? Thing? Why would you do that!?"

He stammered and flailed wildly in his cockpit pulling a few levers to back away. The Headmaster lurched backwards, engines roaring a little.

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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"Oh crap!"

Henry flinched as his cable was severed. "Ah... Was not expecting that. Yikes."

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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"Yeah! That's it! Whatever." He let out a 'pff' sound dismissively. "It doesn't really matter anyway, you're still gonna get totes fragged."

He hammered a button on his console and his stun cable flew out towards the large bot.

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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Sims 4 event. It's just so funny to me that I unlocked this while playing as Art and while Henry was visiting. They even worked on the quest together and they unlocked this sdfghgf

Did I get major sunburnage?

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How dare you Uno reverse me!

poser 🫵

NO U

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poser 🫵

NO U

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"Nah, we haven't. I'd remember a chump like you." He cackled, almost choking on his own spit. "But you kinda low key remind me of a dumb robot I know. Floptimus Prime." Henry stabilised the unit, making sure it maintained its current altitude so that it was at face-level.

"You're a butt-load more angular, though."

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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"Ohohoooo! Looks like we got a live one!" Henry crowed, the Headmaster Unit stopping in front of the large bot. "You kinda remind me of someone. Big, blue and red, always on the defensive......."

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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"EEEHHHHN! Wrong answer, poser. You should know who I am!" Henry's Headmaster Unit appeared from behind a tree, hovering in the air with its engines humming. "I'm the master man with the master plan, n00b, and I'm totally takin' that bod of yours."

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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"You deaf, scrap for brains? Your wittul awditawy pwocessing unit not working? I said, nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it! Hint hint."

Hey chump. Nice head. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.

"Excuse me?"

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Hehehehehe

Poser

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I really enjoyed overbearing mother characters

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