tothedesert
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Open for commissions!
I have five slots available for late March! Email me at [email protected] with what you’d like and I’ll get a quote to you. If you’re based in the UK and your commission size is small, I might be able to squeeze you in. I note if you’re in the EU, I’ll no longer be able to send the physical piece due to GSPR rules.
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2025
this time will pass anyways.
not every haunting is a horror.
there are things that trying solves but this is not one of them.
the rain will never stop falling.
leap too into the light if given the chance.
let's not hurt each other if we can.
you are everything that has not yet been lost.
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literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me
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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
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tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue
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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
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week 4 of kittenhood is the peak. their ears haven’t even straightened out and they have triangle tails. unbelievable.

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Legolas appreciation requested by thearchangelofloki
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Gimli: *trying to find Legolas mid-battle*
Gimli: fuck it
Gimli, yelling at max volume: SEVENTY-EIGHT!
Legolas, swooping past on large eagle: EIGHTY-FOUR
Gimli: there he is
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Gimli: I like Legolas and I’m pretty sure he likes me but unfortunately he is an elf and I a dwarf so we’ll never been more than like, work friends, you know?
Legolas: YOU WOULD DIE BEFORE YOUR STROKE FELL
Gimli: …
Gimli:
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