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Wooloo is going to be a beast. I'm calling it now.

Comic done by me! @tottleottles

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Would you like to see Animal Crossing on Nintendo Switch?

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The end…

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Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

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Went to the zoo a couple of days ago, big kitties also blep

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how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

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every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

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You probably get asked this a lot but what was your favorite InuYasha episode?

The one where Inuyasha was all “KAGOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!”  And Kagome was all “INUYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!”  And Miroku was all “Hey baby, check out my suckhole” And Sango was all “Taste my giant croissant bitch” And Naraku was all “Waaaaasssppppsss!!!! I got so many f******** WASPS!!!!” And Kikyo was all “OOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m a ghost motherf********”

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“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

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My photo got popular on Facebook. Awesome =)

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I fixed it.

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not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump

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Dragon Ball Z (1989) / Steven Universe (2016)

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The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

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