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The Guest and the Guardian by ThenPerishFool

Rin Kaenbyou, aka. Orin, finds Aunn Komano very, very irritating. Unfortunately for her, there's nothing she can do about it. However, when a routine clash between the two offers her a sudden bit of insight on her foe, Orin is forced to reassess her opinion and switch up her approach.

Pairing: Rin/Aunn

The month's never truly over! Please enjoy the animals in this late submission for crack month!

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Wabi-Sabi by YoStrix

Pairing: Mayumi/Satono

A little accompanying piece for the cute fic:

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okay my touhou crack month '25 submission is now considered complete

post-post commentary:

What the fuck am I talking about, you ask?

Well, you've been lead astray. What a fool you are. Those first 10,000 words making up the "first chapter"..?

(I dramatically fling away the cloak that has covered my appearance in shadow all this time. It reveals that I am Justin Bieber. Young JB, not his modern self. My voice doesn't match his.)

That was only the prologue to my actual work. You see, that prologue could not have possibly been my work, for it contained no shipping! No love confession or cuddling, no flirting (well maybe a little) or even any cannibalism!

With this newest addition, the true work has been completed! You can now finally read 2.5 thousand words of these two being homosexual! They even kiss at the end!

Jokes aside, I wrote this because I really liked what I did for this ship and wanted to write them being cute together. I'm not gonna do what Lottery did and come back a year later with an entire novel focusing on these two, I'm a simple man. I want fictional girls to flirt and kiss, I make them.

This chapter wasn't meant to be introspective like the first, or fun. It was literally made for the sole purpose of shipping them when I forgot to for the first chapter.

Enjoy! Especially the kiss scene at the end, where they kiss!

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The "End"?

April 1st has rolled around which means that Touhou Crack Month 2025 is officially over, after a whopping 17 works submitted, three more than last year! I want to give a warm thanks to everyone who participated this year, it's been fun seeing what you all managed to come up with!

Now, as you can tell from the wording and the fact that this post is roughly 17 hours late (i forgor 💀), I'm not putting a hard stop on anything, as I dread deadlines too much to impose them on other people.

If you aren't done with your own work and need more time, by all means, do finish it and I'll gladly relay it! Though the Month may be over, we always have more time for Crack!

Thank you again to everyone who participated, and good luck to those who still wanna finish something!

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Inaba of the Moon and Goutokuji of the Coin by Aetryuuma

Reisen successfully sells medicine. This annoys local marketeer Mike, who decides to follow her to learn her secrets.

Ship: Reisen/Mike

Thank you for your participation!

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wakasagihime/eiki for @touhoucrackmonth

she doesn't know she's being brought to hell 😂

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Rabbit in the Garden by Rosedelio

In the middle of an invasion, Rei'sen finds herself in the care of a goddess.

Ship: Rei'sen/Minoriko

Thank you for your participation!

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Rabbit in the Garden by Rosedelio

In the middle of an invasion, Rei'sen finds herself in the care of a goddess.

Ship: Rei'sen/Minoriko

Thank you for your participation!

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Sword Of A Date by @trixie-coolamoon

Kogasa was overworked and accidentally sent Miko's sword to someone else! When Miko goes to get what's rightfully hers, she ends up with a bit more than she bargained for…

Ship: Miko/Yumeko

Thank you for your participation!

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Fallen Fortune God’s Beloved ~ Steadying Breath by @toleratesurbs

Mike’s preferred forms of business take a sharp downturn during the winter months, and Mike has never been good at standing idle. The remedy? A dangerous expedition to arguably the most guarded and dangerous place in Gensokyo: The Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Ship: Flandre/Mike

Thank you for your participation!

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Why Are You So Scared? by Lottery57

Warning: this work has themes that could be upsetting. Heed the tags and proceed with discretion!

After her last symposium, Akyuu decides to entertain one of the requests she received for an interview. In doing so, she learns a lesson about fear she'd rather forget…

Ship: Akyuu/Kisume

Thank you for your participation!

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Personal Goddess by TheIdealScript

Two different women embrace an imperfect solution.

Ship: Renko/Keiki

Thank you for your (4th) participation!

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Leave the Pots and the Kettles Alone by @que-de-metal

In Gensokyo, there was a terrifying youkai of the highest caliber. In Makai, there was an all-powerful god who created everything from scratch. Everyone knew that. It would have taken a fool to question this.

Ship: Yuuka/Shinki

Thank you for your participation !

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Festivals and Flowers by SilvarusLupus

Festivals are a great way to bring people together, huh?

Ship: Koishi/Konngara

Thank you for your participation!

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This is really good! Thank you for your participation!

Hold Me Until It Hurts

My contribution for Touhou Crack Month 2025 (@touhoucrackmonth): a little Kaguya/Enoko, straight from the sketchpad to you, with love.

Full version under the cut, due to cartoonish blood splatter.

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Baby, It's Cold Outside by @duochromium

The Myouren Temple gains a new member.

Ship: Letty/Ichirin

Thank your for your participation!

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Songs For The Soul by @freshlybakedspiderbread

To combat an increasing number of spirits who refuse to move onto their final judgement, a passionate musical performance is required to move their hearts.

Ships: Eiki/Merlin and Komachi/Mystia

Thank you for your participation!