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That sure does look like Slayer but the proportions are a little off. Granted, they tend to use some wild forced perspective in these character images, but he looks way too short. Holding out hope for a fakeout with Sharon.

It's her she's in

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Look the question is, which one is getting the best dick right now.

Upper right might have gotten the best dick, but they're finished now. Lower left is currently in the process of getting dicked.

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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Had a meltdown yesterday. This morning, I woke up, reread my messages, and realized I was freaking out over the question:

Would you still love me if I was a Wyrm?

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Izutsumi

Izutsumi

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I am sad to say that I am at that age where i have graduated from giggling to cackling.

Estrogen does things to your brain man I just giggled like for real giggled. Wasn't a chuckle wasn't a guffaw it was light and mirthful

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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you've heard of love triangles now get ready for th

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The big difference between Marcille and Shuro is that she recognizes the things that she loves in Falin are the same things that frustrate her about Laios. Shuro will list off the things he loves about one and hates about the other without realizing they're the same list.

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Saw a woman so pretty my brain broke.

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Sellen's questline be like

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Talking to Sorceress Sellen like

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Yeah this is a Marika apologist account now. We stan. Marika did nothing wrong.

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I think the fandom is way too quick to pin everything on Marika like she's some puppet master when every single bit of framing in the game hints at her being more of a victim in all this. Like... everyone attributes Radagon's actions to her despite ample evidence that they were not on the same page, and even some evidence that he had all but usurped her by the time of the Shattering.

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I really dislike "if they really loved you, they wouldn't abuse you." I understand its utility in resisting the temptation to give your abuser a second chance, but as an axiom, nobody ever considers the flip side. For someone in that situation, the message it actually sends is "If someone really loves you, they can't possibly be abusive."

Or, even more pernicious: "I actually truly love them, therefore my actions aren't abusive."

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

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reptile fast isn't the same as mammal fast. They can only go fast for short periods of time before running out of energy while humans are persistence predators who can go all day if we have to.

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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All true fans recognize that Elden Ring is Dark Souls 2-2

remember when everyone was like "ughhh... dark souls 2 even re-used the ornstein as a boss... and you have to fight the dragonrider TWICE... what a bad game"

and then elden ring was like "we're even recycling plot bosses like godfrey and astel" and everyone went "holy shit this is the best game ever released"

idk maybe dark souls 2 actually is either the best souls game or elden ring is just as bad as dark souls 2 take a side already