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Translation of Q&A from anan magazine Osomatsu san the movie official book 2019

I am not a professional translator, sorry if the translation is not accurate. I will just indicate which parts I am not sure about.

Direct with Osomatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Karamatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Wait, would he even go to the movies with me.... I don't know, he's been kind of cold lately. Karamatsu doesn't like me! (laughs)*

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Please continue to feed me. I look forward to working with you.*

Q3 Who do you respect the most among your brothers?

A3 I think it's Ichimatsu-chan. He accurately picks up on details that I don't notice. That's a great talent!

Direct with Karamatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Choromatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 I think an idol movie would be good. As I recall, he dreams of becoming an idol. .....Hmm? Am I wrong?

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 A new motorcycle! A new motorcycle!

Q3 Who do you respect the most out of your brothers?

A3 Oh, I can't say his name. Because he gets carried away too easily! But I can say that he is the reason why I do what I do.

Direct with Choromatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Ichimatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 A movie with a happy ending. He's too dark and I'm worried about him.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Dad, take care of your health! Don't drink too much!

Q3 Who do you respect most among your brothers?

A3 Basically, no one. But if I had to choose, I'd name my younger brother Todomatsu. He's always socializing with terrible brothers like us (sweat).*

Direct with Ichimatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Jyushimatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 We probably wouldn't go to the movies. He likes to watch baseball games.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 I'm very sorry.

Q3 Which of your brothers do you respect the most?

A3 I choose Jyushimatsu. I don't think I can beat him. He's so funny.

Direct with Jyushimatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Todomatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Todomatsu knows better about these things than I do, so I'll leave it up to him.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 From now on and from now on! Onegaishimasuuu!

Q3 Which of the brothers do you respect the most?

A3 Choromatsu nii-san. He used to be a bit of a jerk, but he's changed lately. He's also smarter than me! If you put it that way, everyone is! (laughs)*

Direct with Todomatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Osomatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Any movie with Osomatsu nii-san. It would definitely be interesting.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Repair the house! I'm already at my limit, so hurry up!

Q3 Which of the brothers do you respect the most?

A3 Totty respects Totty. Well, second, I guess, is Karamatsu nii-san. Despite being beaten up so much, he never attacks other people. Why? Is he a Buddha? (laughs)

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*I'm not sure about the accuracy of the translation.

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Osomatsu-san character profiles from Spoon.2Di vol.10.

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In addition to the previous post

I need MORE fanarts with Karamatsu in drag, I need MORE fanarts with Monroe Lameo (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻

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Back to crossdressing and gorgeous Monroe Lameo

Also I don't know why it has to do with alcohol every time, maybe it's because of the theme of bars and nightclubs, or maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something….

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something silly (2)

this is the last one, I promise

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something silly

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Okay, something new today, namely a fanfic!

I hope the translation is readable (yep, english isn't my first language, but I did my best)

Here we go~

Meowmorphosis

Summary: Ichimatsu loves cats and has always wished to live like one, envying their simple life—but he never expected his wish to come true.

Ichimatsu had always preferred the company of cats over people. Being around the latter evoked a sense of alienation and detachment in him; in any group, he felt like an outsider, because he never knew how to keeping up a conversation, his humor was considered too dark, and as for his interests—no one even understood them. Of course, he could've pretended to fit in, tried to blend into society, but for Ichimatsu, that always seemed so absurd. All those forced smiles and pointless small talk—they had no meaning for him and just left him feeling exhausted.

He had always felt that other people looked down on him, judging and evaluating him: his unkempt appearance, his antisocial nature, his status as a hopeless NEET. And even if they were right—he'd called himself trash and a societal outcast more than once—it still irritated him to no end, stirring even more resentment, even toward himself.

As for the former, he always found a certain solace in the company of his small feline friends. Their quiet and modest nature, yet at the same time their independent and willful personality, resonated deeply with his lonely soul, bringing a semblance of peace to his relatively chaotic and melancholic life. Of course, they couldn't talk to him or tell him anything, but Ichimatsu didn't need that. He understood everything without words. He knew they didn't care how he looked, who he was, whether he had a job or any ambitions in life. No, their sympathy for him wasn't based on arbitrary human standards—it was simple and genuine. And he liked that.

Honestly, he'd always wished he could live like a cat, envying their simple existence, free from human worries and expectations. Free from anxiety, from self-loathing over his failures, from the endless cycle of self-hatred. He often found himself lost in such thoughts, dreamily watching as his fluffy friends gobble up the treats he brought them, then rubbing against his legs in gratitude and trying to crawl under his hand, seeking affection. And he, in turn, gladly gave them all the attention they needed, once again noting to himself what an irredeemable piece of trash he was—preferring to become an animal rather than face the hardships of adult, independent life head-on.

Unbearably sad.

And so, after yet another unproductive but utterly exhausting morning, Ichimatsu decided to take a nap, hoping to escape from the daily stress, even if just for a little while, and clear his mind of the dark thoughts that relentlessly clawed at him from within. Settling comfortably on the couch and wrapping himself in a soft blanket, he immediately felt a pleasant drowsiness begin to gently envelop his mind, pulling him into a soothing oblivion.

When he finally woke up, something was definitely off. Maybe it was just the grogginess, but his vision seemed sharper, his body lighter, and the world around him appeared much larger. Stretching and yawning, he sat up on the couch and looked down—only to his astonishment, he found a pair of paws instead of hands. Confusion, disbelief, and then sheer panic overtook him as he bolted to the mirror, where, to his horror, a cat stared back at him.

Instead of his own reflection, he saw a black, slightly shaggy cat with large yellow eyes staring back at him. His mind raced as the dark fur on the back of his neck stood on end. How could this have happened? He ran a paw across the mirror, then over his own muzzle, desperately trying to wake himself up, hoping this was just a bizarre dream and that he would soon return to reality.

Minutes passed before Ichimatsu finally came to terms with his transformation. The initial shock and fear gradually turned into a strange curiosity. He took a few steps around the room, testing the capabilities of his new body while still stealing occasional glances at his reflection. His movements were more graceful and agile, his senses sharpened, and the world around him somehow felt more vivid.

And yet, a lingering fear of the unknown remained. What would his brothers think? How was he supposed to survive like this now?

After finishing his examination of his new feline body, Ichimatsu carefully stepped out of his room. Glancing around, he made his way downstairs. His brothers were in the living room, busy with their usual stuff, completely unaware of the small black blur that darted past them.

For the first time in his life, Ichimatsu felt truly invisible. But instead of the familiar loneliness that usually accompanied such a feeling, he experienced something different… a sense of liberation? No one noticed the soft patter of tiny paws as they slipped through the door leading to the backyard. A leap, and the cool grass was beneath him. Another, and he was on the fence. The next moment, he was already springing down, setting off toward new discoveries.

Over the next few days, Ichimatsu fully adapted to his new form, finding joy in the simplicity of his new existence. No longer burdened by social anxieties or the struggles of human life, he could nap whenever he pleased, explore his surroundings with newfound agility, and bask in the sun without a care in the world. The other stray cats accepted him as one of their own, recognizing in him as the same person who had once fed and cared for them. For the first time, Ichimatsu felt a profound sense of belonging—he was finally among those who understood and accepted him.

As time passed, his initial fear and confusion completely faded. He realized that, for the first time, he was truly happy. Becoming a cat had given his life the peace and freedom he had always longed for. His new life was filled with sensations and emotions he would never experience as a human. It even seemed like he was beginning to forget what it meant to be human, distancing himself more and more from his past, burying his memories deeper and deeper, leaving only the present—because that was all that truly mattered now.

Yet, at times, perhaps out of an unexplainable nostalgia, Ichimatsu found himself returning to his old place. He watched his brothers go about their lives, and it seemed they had gradually grown accustomed to their little visitor, sometimes feeding him, playing with him, and he'd even let them pet him. It turned out to be quite pleasant.

In the end, Ichimatsu accepted his fate—not as something he had to accept, but as the fulfillment of a long-held dream. His transformation had freed him from the burdens of human life, allowing him to live in the present with a simplicity and tranquility he had never known before. His past life now felt like a strange dream, an ephemeral vision, reminding him of itself only through the missing person posters hanging around town —featuring someone oddly familiar, yet Ichimatsu couldn't quite remember who it was.

But really, he didn't have time to dwell on such trivial thoughts. Yawning and curling up once more on the lap of one of his former brother, he let out a contented purr, fully accepting himself. For once, and perhaps for the first time, he was truly happy.

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cosplay: choromatsu/choromi (osomatsu san)

camera@nossan_nozomu

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I just wanted to say how much I adore your art! It's always nice to see a thicc Choro on my dashboard~ You have good taste!

Thanks~ It's always nice to see like-minded people

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Choromi goes THICK

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He's a good okama, after all

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Still the best AU in the fandom

It’s time for depressing Osomatsu-san comics.

Translated from original artist: がな

 https://twitter.com/nmi_gana3/status/674941909341630465

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so, about your matsu/mlp au

how would matsus react to meeting fluttershy's brother?

They'd probably start convincing him that there's nothing wrong with his lifestyle and that he doesn't need to get a job, making up a lot of excuses and citing themselves as examples of successful NEETs. And then Fluttershy would find out about it and they'd feel her wrath. And I'm sure that during the confrontation, Choromatsu would definitely take her side and be like, "Yeah guys, what are you even talking about, this is totally irresponsible"

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She

Her theme song should be Froot by Marina, you can't change my mind