(wont participate in tag games srry Im nervous ×﹏×) jasmine, she/her, 18 year old viet cursed to discover media an eternity after it was last relevant and go "waittttt :0"
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everything cool I ate while in canada :0 this pic isn't a body check lolol ik a lot of "what I eat" videos start that way but this is just one of the very few cute things I wore on vacation
yea if u manage to look cute while traveling props to u, I can't be bothered if ik I'll never see those ppl again. anyways starting in toronto, that bald bitch at the pearson international airport should start counting their damn days I don't like how he spoke to my sister. shoutout the lady who told me to lie about my age so I didnt have to pay for transit <3 got this lemon danish at the union station and then some fish and chips while in a traffic jam. maybe this is a me thing but big cities lowkey smell so bad whats that about </3

k time for shameless promo if ur ever in hamilton ontario :00 go to little saigon for viet food it's owned by my mom's friend hehe and while Im influencing u.......bee's boba in clearwater fl is owned by the nicest lady :D I went two years ago fun fact the top in this pic of me I actually sewed myself when I was 15 hehe. it's rlly fucked up my sewing teacher made me rip out the seams and start over like 4 times ig I learned something???? in the last months of school she ended up punching my cooking teacher who is pregnant rn wooo congrats god how was high school even real lol



anyways niagara falls next 💞 our hotel gave me these cookies there were multiple times this trip I was like "damn I wish I was back in the hotel eating cookies" we went grocery shopping and had late night takeout while watching the fireworks :] not pictured but I had a mango slushie it was alright

now montreal......we stayed here the longest how should I break this up hmm. let's start with brunch this smoothie bowl is soooo fucked T_T like idk if u can tell but it was watery soup consistency my milkshake was thicker lolol. this random unlabeled bread loaf my mom got at a marketplace or something was soooo good I think it's sourdough with cranberries and sunflower seeds :DD it would be rlly good with goat cheese and some tea maybe. not much to say about the french toast I don't remember the place srry </3 it was good tbh all the portion sizes I got in canada are huge lol. and it's very pretty



back at our group airbnb I had chicken congee and some sort of che, I think it was canned lychee and agar jelly (matcha, coconut, coffee, butterfly pea flavored???) idk it was nice to sit on the patio and ppl watch, let my hair air dry after a shower. it was a rlly windy week T_T


ngl quebec city was kinda pmo at first it was so hot and crowded and ig it was the point in the trip where I wanted to go home. and these birds eye chili shrimp were soooo lame not even spicy. the place we stayed at was super nice though, I loveee when a spot has as many options for tea as it does coffee :DD look theres even loose leaf, but I could not find a strainer </3 also I kinda wish the containers weren't see through whatever. the cherry blossom one was very good :] then the priciest place I ate at, I got a fish fillet with cranberry compote and sliced almonds. to the left is salmon tartare, and barely visible on the right is elk or venison idkk guys whats the difference :'( not pictured bc I forgot my phone whoops but I went to a theme park of some sort and had like three different types of poutine they were alright



then finally another shameless promo back in montreal theres this spot bonjour pho :00 owned by another one of my mom's old friends hehe. I rlly like the vibe it's so small but dreamy, if it werent for the heat wave I would have loved to eat on the patio hehe. I got the squid curry rice lolol can u tell how starved I was for actual spicy food, I ordered che ba mau too and she was like "u should get that to go con" and I was like ???? alright (by the time I got to eating it the ice had melted </3) but it turns out she wanted to give us free flan, soy pudding, and viet lemonade which is the best bc it's actually made with lime rahhh lime mentioned wtf is an unlikable female character

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"I imagine noel levine as transmasc"
#srry I have to come clean </3 if u only know witch's heart bc I explained the plot to u.......canonically noel is a cis guy but claire#doesn't recognize him or sirius bc she gets amnesia. sirius also doesn't recognize him bc when they met noel was dressed like a girl#and forced to go by the name patricia which was his mom's name before she passed away. bc noel's dad did not get over her death ig#so when he's at the mansion he goes by noel and doesn't wear girl clothes srry he didn't transition :( he did become a weird flesh monster
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an angel (me Im referring to myself) just fell from the heavens (my salon aunties forcibly trimmed my coke nails)

#they have to be praying on my downfall like at least take a look at some of the inspo pics???? then after I got them done I saw on insta#everyone's showing off their cute summer nails T_T whatever I rlly can't complain bc I get all this done for free I'll save my pissoffening#for when Im paying for a service and they fuck me up. this is kinda on me bc right after they did the big chop I just checked out mentally#like whatever do whatever u want I dgaf anymore. Im gonna go home scroll through my old mirror selfies and mourn my fucked up nails#they were like “u should have come to us for prom :D” (I didnt go) and they said to come back next month and every season hmm no ty
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was gonna make a post about how sloppy sue is so clearly a lesbian urging her to leave tex lugie.....but they can be a lavender marriage ig
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how it feels to consistently check the blog of a local vintage clothing store to make sure my dream pieces haven't been bought (I can't afford them anyways)
happy pride to gay ppl that buy up all the 90s levis, leather/letterman jackets, and anything with christian symbolism I don't understand ty for leaving the playful boho art deco minidresses for me to admire 🙏
#I can have as many dream pieces as I want bc they're all unattainable lmao </3 I haven't checked the sizing either don't ruin this for me ok#theres actually more Im not sharing the photos of bc theres merch with the store name in them </3 srry for gatekeeping but not actually
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this place sucks 💥 this place sucks 💥 this place sucks 💥
#dunno why it never occurred to me but if u walk around a college campus in the summer and u arent wearing a bra....theres mosquitos#they literally won't hesitate to bite ur chest like what happened to hello T_T how are u my name is.....speaking of I hate the icebreakers#why am I lying about my shoe size so ppl will like me it's stupid </3
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if I catch a man near me using the phrase "fridge blocking the snacks"
#tbh no one should be calling anybody a fridge thats so rude. Im making this post bc I just saw the tiniest petite size zero asian girl#worry she would get called this first of all get real. and I hate that theres women who feel the need to take this seriously it's so dumb#is this too niche.....I'll break it down dw 🤸 it's like a phenomenon where a guy is talking to a girl he's interested in but her friend#who is bigger louder more intimidating is like “leave her alone lets go” and that girl he was talking to will then leave with her friend.#these guys hateee that friend for getting in the way and pretend it's bc that friend is jealous or insecure that guys aren't talking to her#like who do u think u are.....so self centered to think girls are fighting over them. and to assume they know what the “pretty” girl wants#better than her friend??? bc they talked for a few minutes???? the girls probably have a signal brahh u were making her uncomfy lmaoo
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