[ pokemon irl blog, tw for unreality ] hey there! i'm krys (she/they), a sinnohan pkmn trainer in alola <33
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Sometimes when I get really stressed I'll turn off the filters on my social media and make a post talking about berries so I can watch the porygons spam my replies. They're so funny
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my new friend! shes a sprigatito/cottonee hybrid <3
in grass types this sort of hybrid occurs the same way as a hybrid would occur in plants: one pokemon will flower and be pollinated by the other, w/ the offspring retaining the species of the flowering pokemon.
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who fucking cares if using a master ball means the pokemon can't break out. that's the whole point. pokemon are meant to serve us, not be our friends
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call me a sobble cause. cause i am in the water.
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Am I the only one who thinks pokefurs are kinda weird??? Why do they all got the same eeveelution pokesona. Fuck man I wanna see a marcago suit
i was about to shred your ass because personally i dont have any beef with pokéfurs but fuck dude. i want to see a magcargo suit too
#maybe i should make a pokesona...........#maybe an eeveelution (stereotypical) or a skitty maybe?? maybe an alolan vulpix.... i like those guys#unreality#mimikyu pokesona would be insane
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anyone else have a weird ponyta girl in their class or was that just me
the thing that baffled me is that the kantonian ponyta girls were always like RABID at war with the galarian ponyta girls. like shouldnt you be on the same team
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Oh hey, another ex hex maniac!! Hope tblr treats you well. Although um, I'm in a weird im between space where sometimes I get possessed haha. Um. Any tips on the recovery period...?
- @hex-catcher-jacket
tumblr’s been pretty cool so far!
i had a phase in my tween years where i was absolutely obsessed with the occult and ghosts and stuff
thankfully i never really took it too far, save for a couple incidents where i blacked out for like a day or two (don’t try to perform rituals without knowing what you’re doing)
i’d say if you’re in an area where hex maniacs are common, get in touch with them cause they tend to be surprisingly good at taking care of each other when things go awry, at least the ones i’ve met
other than that uhh maybe visit an exorcist? no clue if that’ll help but that seems like a good course of action
also probably a good idea to make sure you get enough rest and food and etc cause that’ll lower the chances of possession or at least it taking a huge toll on you
good luck with your recovery!
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hi there! i’m krys (short for krystal), a trainer from sinnoh living in alola! i use she/her and they/them
i love fairy types and psychic types and ice types and ghost types a .......... skrunky
i used to be a hex maniac and it was incredibly embarrassing
my team
snowball ♀ - skitty borealis ♂ - prinplup flare ♀ - litten acerola ♀ - mimikyu [ more info tba i'm too lazy to finish this right now ]
out of character
TW for unreality, since this blog is based around pretending pokemon are real
i follow from @pastel-sparkyl
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ribombee -@snickeringdruddigon
bug type and fairy type crossover project i love her
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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc
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