trainerdelaney

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sorry to be aromantic but i need more stories w characters who get absolutely no romantic interests, plots, or romantic ending ‼️ gimme ppl w complex interpersonal relationships put into emotional life situations ‼️ but they all get zero bitches ‼️

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Just saw the movie "Together" starring Dave Franco and Alison Brie and there's only one thing that confused me. And I know I'm not crazy, because my friend with me noticed this same thing.

SPOILERS FOR THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF THE MOVIE!!

At the beginning, there's a search party of people and two dogs in the woods. One guy whistles a couple times for the dogs to come back. Then there's a shot of him looking at the dogs, and the camera cuts over to the dogs, except it's very obviously two fake ass stuffed dogs just sitting in the middle of the woods. Literally just several seconds of two taxidermy-looking dogs standing in a clearing facing each other. No special effects, no live dogs, just that. Then it carries on to the next scene and that's it.

..... like what the fuck was that about?? Was it some kind of editing error, like they used the fake dogs as stand-ins while filming the scene and someone forgot to CGI real ones in before they sent the movie out? Was it supposed to be a metaphor or something?? I tried googling this multiple times with different phrasing, but haven't been able to find anything other than spoiler warnings that the two dogs fuse together at the beginning. This is just baffling to me, it's gonna bother me for days tbh

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oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."

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Flashback to a year ago when the Neopets website made me slightly concerned for my safety

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Brenda Song talking about the iconic "PRNDL" scene from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody in the year 2025!

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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My friends: We'll keep the monster's attention so you can cook a meal really quick

Me: Okay yeah sounds great :)

Videos taken moments before disaster:

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NEW NEOPET SPECIES IN THE YEAR 2025 OF OUR LORD???!!?!!?

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Take us back to the days of Twitch Plays Pokemon and I think that everything would be okay

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Just saw that the starters in the upcoming Pokemon game are going to be Chikorita, Totodile, and... Tepig.

SO NO CYNDAQUIL?

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Just started playing Monster Hunter Wilds and during some random dialogue while wandering around the map, Alma says "How many years have I known Nata, now?" And then something about him being quiet and withdrawn but then coming out of his shell.

But I mean, I JUST started this game, I've only done like three quests. And you find Nata at the beginning of the game. Like, there's no way the hunters have been here for more than several days at this point. Why is she talking about knowing him for years? I've tried googling this but all I get is pages with their character info like "This person is a quest giver." Is this just some incorrect dialogue that somehow made it into the game?

If it's some kind of story spoiler, please just tell me yes or no without revealing anything

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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

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